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Thinking Robot

Hello Welcome to the Keepers Home Page.

What is a Keeper?

I think Galaxy Babe the Founder of the Keepers is the best person to answer that;

It's the title to say you have claimed your favourite thing.

Your Keep can be anything you like {just have a glance at the list....} it can be your favourite thing in Real Life or invented, by yourself or someone else.

BUT it must _not_ already be kept by anyone else on the list.

Or in the words of one of our Keepers;

I am merely giving myself presence, a certain grandeur if you will while grabbing responsibility with both hands and becoming a productive member of this society

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I'm Emmily the new Keeper of the Keepers Home Page. If you would like to be the Keeper of your one, two or even three favourite things, please start a new conversation below, with your Keeper choice as the Subject, a brief expanation and your 'U' number.smiley - ta

An easy way to find out if your desired Keeper title is on the list is to press the F3 key on your keyboard, this should bring up the ‘Find’ facility.

smiley - bluebutterfly

OFFICIAL KEEPERS

  • Trin is the Keeper of 0,1 and lost pixels
  • the new Sam Wolf is the Keeper of 1 aardvark
  • cpt_joe is the Keeper of the 3 Headed Siamese Space Monkeys
  • InariKitsune is the Keeper of the 13 Dreams of Inari the Vixen Goddess
  • Argon0 is the Keeper of 42isms and Calculationssmiley - magic
  • GrumpyAlembic is the Keeper of 143, Comfort Zones and Vacilliations
  • insurgent is the Keeper of 1979 Chevrolet Stingray Corvettes and Jäegermeister
  • Trillianette is the Keeper of a moose named Fred and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
  • Hieronymus is the Keeper of a small dragon perched on the sound of the smell of a partially dismembered dog
  • Highland Flood is the Keeper of A Straight Facesmiley - laugh
  • Mort is the Keeper of A Thousand Medicines
  • terence-john is the Keeper of Abalone and Mother-of-Pearlsmiley - magic
  • sixSevens is the Keeper of Abandoned Holes otherwise destined for the scrap heap of oblivion, Receipts for items no longer under warranty and Inaccessible Triple Word Score squares
  • Yelbakk is the Keeper of Abandoned Thoughts
  • David F. Porteous is the Keeper of Abstract Statistics, Irrelevant Statistics, Unverifiable Fibs Told With The Best Possible Intentions and Mick Jagger's Lips when not in use
  • phw is the Keeper of the Absurd and the Bizarresmiley - weird
  • Tube is the Keeper of Abused Smiliessmiley - injured
  • The Mythical Fish is the Keeper of Airguitarssmiley - musicalnote
  • FroBoy is the Keeper of Alchemical Research
  • Devil Man is the Keeper of smiley - ale and the foamy stuff on smiley - cappuccino
  • Din'Amarth is the Keeper of all bad jokes, except for those which are stunningly bad
  • Galen is the Keeper of All Physics Problem Sets and People masquerading as LT. Frank Richards
  • Madpea is the Keeper of all plants, in particular of selaginellas
  • KT is the Keeper of All Retired Racing Greyhoundssmiley - dog
  • Shal'pek is the Keeper of All the dark and unruly
  • pink ego is the Keeper of all the things that could never possibly go wrong, but they did, and now there's no solution
  • Clarke the Cynic is the Keeper of All Things Darned
  • magickmark is the Keeper of All things Fortean, The Dark Wisdom of Cthulhu, The Old Ones and The Way
  • doggymad is the Keeper of all things hairy, curly that can be cut off when they annoy you too much
  • bluesue is the Keeper of all things lost behind the gas cooker
  • Punichicken is the Keeper of All Things Moist and Some Things Lilac
  • fundamentallyflawed is the Keeper of all things not quite right in the universesmiley - earth
  • LadyB is the Keeper of All things Rhino related
  • Binary667 is the Keeper of All things Shiny and Metallic, and yet you still manage to lose them
  • cl zoomer is the Keeper of All things Skookumchuck
  • daisylou is the Keeper of All Things Southern
  • ephirielX is the Keeper of All things that are dodgy
  • Draven is the Keeper of All things that totally contradict themselves and or have multiple or split personalities
  • LighthousegirlUK is the Keeper of All things Purple and Questions
  • Cal Fortuneswell is the Keeper of All Things Tuc
  • Taffy Boy is the Keeper of All Things Welsh
  • Link 42 is the Keeper of All Things with Buttons and Also of the Zelda Tune
  • Moose is the Keeper of All Things Yellow and discarded mousepads
  • The Keeper of all things Yorkshire is The Keeper of All things Yorkshire
  • Kandle is the Keeper of All Thoughts Blond Rooted
  • shaun micheals is the Keeper of all wigan, including meat pies and the jjb
  • Caerwynn is the Keeper of the Almost Empty Nail Varnish Bottles
  • Increase Mathers is the Keeper of Alphabetical Lists (even if they don't have letters in)
  • ella is the Keeper of Alternative Afrikaans Musicsmiley - musicalnote
  • Conceited Little Megapuppy is the Keeper of amateur orchestras and similar unpaid musical entities
  • Calico Kitty is the Keeper of Americans who have the annoying habit of trying to type with a Fake British Accent (namely Myself)
  • beckeew is the Keeper of Andrea Bocellismiley - love
  • E is the Keeper of an extensive collection of Pixies records
  • Afrael is the Keeper of Angelic Guidance
  • Hussassan is the Keeper of Animé, Insanity, and Nintendo GameCube
  • Thadgewick McNugget is the Keeper of Annexing stray llamas whilst simultaneously and at the same time perpetually facilitating the use of long and confusingly subjective pronouns to prolong a degree of silliness within the Greater CLackfold area of Belgium without lights in a built-up aardvark
  • Red Dog is the Keeper of the Annoying Habit of Writing ENTIRELY IN CAPITALS
  • NuclearConfusion
     is the Keeper of annoying habits like using an elevator to travel only one floor or being given a knife but still trying to cut your pancakes using only your fork.
  • LeviPuma is the Keeper of Annoyingly Catchy Mobile Phone Ring Tones and Ladies That Lunch smiley - cake
  • Zarniroop is the Keeper of Annoying squeeks that don't go away when oiled, lost plots and unmeasured bits of string
  • Insomniac is the Keeper of Annoying Tooth Clicking and Speech without Thought
  • Alondar is the Keeper of the Answers to unasked questions smiley - eureka
  • Jacqueline888 is the Keeper of Antidisestablishmentarianism
  • cavedweller is the Keeper of Anxious Philosophers, bedraggled prophets and affiliated thinkerssmiley - geek
  • Fadookie the Froody is the Keeper of the Any Key
  • wotsisnehm is the Keeper of Appalling Misuse of Punctuation
  • Lady Lynda of Turmish is the Keeper of Arcane Majicks
  • Ukkeli is the Keeper of Article Free English
  • The cat in the hat is the Keeper of Articulated Vehicles
  • Mystrunner is the Keeper of Assasins, The Sunlight That Filters Through The Tree Leaves, And Of Patron Saints
  • christirose-Haribol! is the Keeper of Assorted Articles of Clothing That A. No Longer Fit B. Are No Longer In Style C. Both In The Hopes of A. Fitting In B. A Fashion Renaissance C. Both
  • Koyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of Auto-piloting, Defective bicycle, Oracle, the wall, origami, XC, and hill sessions
  • Badger is the Keeper of Avian IP carriers, Parrferrises and Lost Bits from ancient RAM chips
  • Ubu is the Keeper of the B flat smiley - musicalnote
  • Minesweep Goddess is the Keeper of Bad Puns
  • Parrferris is the Keeper of Badgers
  • ladybird is the Keeper of Badly tuned televisions and mis-behaved elderly Skodas
  • Plato is the Keeper of Ballpoint Pens
  • vogonpoet is the Keeper of Balls in the Air
  • Taleisin is the Keeper of Bards and Something Elsesmiley - disco
  • Owlatron is the Keeper of the smiley - bat smiley
  • Mr. X is the Keeper of Baldur's Gatesmiley - surfer
  • Nosebagbear is the Keeper of Bears and their legal rights
  • Swoosh is the Keeper of Beautiful but Dribbly pets and their ownerssmiley - dog
  • Magellan is the Keeper of the Beer Coolersmiley - ale
  • Huw is the Keeper of Belly-button fluff
  • Leri II is the Keeper of the Bemused Magpie
  • Spike is the Keeper of the Benchmarks
  • Hamish the Dingo is the Keeper of Bert the Semi-stunned Albatross, Childish Rude Noises And Evil Scheming Planssmiley - devilsmiley - peacedove
  • CaptYossarian is the Keeper of The Best Catch There Is, Murphy's Law and the Fnord
  • St.Courtney is the Keeper of Big Catssmiley - cat
  • another primate (called rik)
     is the Keeper of big hair and monkeys, including (but not exclusive to) big hairy monkeys
  • Bluebottle is the Keeper of Bikini Babes
  • Atomic Iguana is the Keeper of the Biscuits
  • Mindni Blowfish is the Keeper of bits 3 thru 7 inclusive
  • Speller is the Keeper of the bits of fluff that collect in the bottom of pockets smiley - dog
  • Joe aka Arnia is the Keeper of Bizarre Statementssmiley - weird
  • Sergeant Mushroom is the Keeper of the Black Cat Smileysmiley - blackcat
  • Manders is the Keeper of Black fingernail polish and Children of the Nightsmiley - vampire
  • Auralyra is the Keeper of Black holes, tortoises, lavender, a few small pebbles, a few small secrets, a look I received, nine little notes of music, carrots, thyme and Time, on a lovely silver pocket watch which I wear on a chain around my neck, paraphernalia and dying indoor plants
  • Sir John Luke is the Keeper of the Black stuffsmiley - stout
  • Xerces is the Keeper of Blades and Bows
  • Pinniped is the Keeper of Blubber and Rudeness Warrants
  • Eternity is the Keeper of Blue Skies, Fluffy Clouds and Falling Objectssmiley - earth
  • Archangel Titania is the Keeper of Bluebells
  • Taff Agent of Kaos is the Keeper of the Bluelight smiley - bluelight
  • The Flying Burrito is the Keeper of blunt, shiny lead objects and pointless revolutions
  • Unconformity is the Keeper of blunt spoons, golden syrup and unappreciated plant physiology
  • bobogaulout is the Keeper of the Bobo
  • El Freako Diablo is the Keeper of the Book of Wrongsmiley - skull
  • St.Lady Elly is the Keeper of Books
  • Raindawn is the Keeper of Bookshelves that Defy the Laws of Physics
  • Tigger is the Keeper of Bounces
  • bovril_king is the Keeper of Bovril crisps, never to be seen again, the secret is with me smiley - crisps
  • Dark Mistress is the Keeper of Bran Castle and the Vampire withinsmiley - vampire
  • HarpoNotMarx is the Keeper of breaststroke techniques
  • Arthbard Vootenoy is the Keeper of the Bridge of Deathsmiley - skull
  • pilot747 is the Keeper of a briefcase full of flight stuff
  • Matthew Kershaw is the Keeper of British Indie Records
  • pixel is the Keeper of Broken Dreams, Abandoned Hopes and Christopher Eccleston
  • Xulffa is the Keeper of Broken Felt-tip Pens with Splayed Ends
  • Angelfeet is the Keeper of Bubble Perms and Wah-wah guitar
  • Hugo the Fish is the Keeper of Bubbles smiley - loveblush
  • Tinkerbell is the Keeper of Bubblewrap, Georgeous Formula One Drivers and Jelly
  • Honestlago is the Keeper of Buffy's stakes and Willow's spells
  • Crystal Butterfly is the Keeper of Butterfliessmiley - orangebutterflysmiley - bluebutterfly
  • Radox the Green is the Keeper of the Cabbits
  • Goshoogoshoogosh is the Keeper of the Cactus Garden
  • WizardFuzzball is the Keeper of Caffeine-fuelled late nightssmiley - cdouble
  • fluffysheep is the Keeper of Caffinated Drinkssmiley - coffee
  • Whoami? is the Keeper of Cakesmiley - cake
  • Witty Ditty is the Keeper of the Can of WD-42
  • Footbacon is the Keeper of Cannibals
  • Tacsatduck is the Keeper of the Car Keyssmiley - drunk
  • Clio is the Keeper of the Car named "Kevin" who shouldn't be able to run but still does, long baths and a large video collection
  • monkey butler leader is the Keeper of the Cardboard Boats
  • St.Clelba is the Keeper of Catssmiley - cat
  • gobiefishy is the Keeper of CD's that only skip when trying to record them, the neverending sink of dirty dishes and the many happy songs of ELO smiley - musicalnote
  • AXR is the Keeper of Censored Movie Scenes
  • Nikki is the Keeper of Champagne and Fizzy Drinks and Daydreams and Nightmare Demonssmiley - bubblysmiley - martianfrown
  • Genetisch Gott is the Keeper of the Chaosphere
  • She Who Must Be Obeyed is the Keeper of Charming Young Men in Need of Guidance
  • Ladyluck is the Keeper of Charms, Talismans and Amuletssmiley - magic
  • ommigosh is the Keeper of Cheerful Optimismsmiley - biggrin
  • Edam Cheese is the Keeper of Cheese
  • happyfacehelen is the Keeper of Cheshire Cat Grins and Holding Handssmiley - biggrinsmiley - loveblush
  • Nicknack is the Keeper of Chicken flavour Supernoodles with Worcester sauce
  • Hamish the Dingo is the Keeper of Childish Rude Noises, Bert the Semi-stunned Albatross and Evil Scheming Planssmiley - devil
  • St.hezher is the Keeper of Chocolatesmiley - choc
  • Choirmaster is the Keeper of Choirssmiley - musicalnote
  • Ormondroyd is the Keeper of Civilised Soccer Fandom
  • Vip is the Keeper of clarinets and clarinettists smiley - musicalnote
  • Archangel Kes is the Keeper of Classical Musicsmiley - musicalnote
  • Calico Demon is the Keeper of Clutter
  • Duma is the Keeper of the Coffee Bean and all the Goodness that derives from itsmiley - coffee
  • Three of Eight is the Keeper of the Collective Conciousness and all things Red Dwarf
  • Dihybrid is the Keeper of the Colored Hankies
  • St.Blue is the Keeper of the Colour Blue, all things Blue, Falcons, Disgruntled Cat Toys, the Blues Brothers and the Bluessmiley - blue
  • Eris is the Keeper of chaos, discord, sock monsters and Nine Inch Nails songs
  • bomdon is the Keeper of Cobwebssmiley - spacesmiley - spider
  • Little Rich is the Keeper of Comedy Hatssmiley - clown
  • Zec is the Keeper of Common Sense
  • Tonto is the Keeper of Complaints, Baked Beans on Toast and the Questions Only thread's scriptssmiley - steam
  • MadHamish is the Keeper of Completely useless comments
  • DoctorMO is the Keeper of the Computer
  • singingjerryr is the Keeper of all computers which blow up or crash
  • Peet is the Keeper of Computer Scrap
  • Lifson Kofie is the Keeper of Computer Systems In Academic Establishments
  • Candiis the Keeper of Confusion, misunderstandings and mayhem
  • Starbirth is the Keeper of Conspiracies
  • Surferen is the Keeper of Contradicting Thoughts
  • Harlequin is the Keeper of Contradictions, Ambiguity and things you shouldn't ask but dosmiley - erm
  • gingersnapper is the Keeper of the Cookie Jar and Lots of Stuff & Nonsense
  • MyNameIsClareis the Keeper of Corduroy, particularly in trouser form
  • Thing is the Keeper of the Correctly Placed Apostrophe
  • Axe is the Keeper of Corrupted Floppy Disks, Dud CDRs, Scratched DVDs and other disturbed storage media
  • Mandragora Scrymidden is the Keeper of the Corset Laces
  • ABitB-londe is the Keeper of Cotton Bobbins, Buttons and Left-handed Paddles
  • Commander SuperMoo is the Keeper of The Cows and BBQ Sauce.
  • murraygray is the Keeper of crispy bacon wheat crunchiessmiley - drool
  • Maz is the Keeper of Cross Stitcherssmiley - cross
  • Luvndaisies is the Keeper of Crumpled ATM Receipts
  • Semisomnais the Keeper of Crumpled paperbacks, mangled paperclips, and all things upside-down or backwards
  • loohszee is the Keeper of the Crypt
  • The Professor is the Keeper of Cryptology
  • Bambi is the Keeper of Crystals
  • Flanker is the Keeper of Curling Stones, the Stoup and Curling Brooms
  • Scottie23 is the Keeper of Cute Rugby Players
  • Jezeryis the Keeper of Cute and cuddly little Rottweilerssmiley - dog
  • lior2001 is the Keeper of Cute Worms and Pink Elephants
  • Alienfromearth is the Keeper Of Daft Bananas smiley - aliensmile
  • The Mad Scientist is the Keeper of Dangerous Chemicals in unlabelled test-tubessmiley - scientist
  • Paladin of the Lost Houris the Keeper of Dangerous Ideas
  • psychocandy is the Keeper of Dangling Participles and Lengthy Long-Distance Phone Calls
  • St.Bobis the Keeper of Dave the headachesmiley - injuredsmiley - headhurts
  • Lazara is the Keeper of daydreaming, misused Latin phrases and fragments of knowledge
  • Renee6612is the Keeper of Decidedly Odd Computer Backgrounds, Cappucino Truffles, and Music Stand Clips
  • Myjois the Keeper of Decisions that Should Never Be Made on Two Hours of Sleepsmiley - sleepy
  • Aries is the Keeper of the Deep Thought supercomputer
  • Koyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of the Defective bicycle, Oracle, the wall, origami, XC, hill sessions and auto-piloting
  • Toy Box is the Keeper of Delays, missed deadlines and stoutsmiley - stout
  • Mathnerd is the Keeper of Despair and Gloomy Depressed Thoughtssmiley - hangover
  • Space Chief is the Keeper of the Destructo-Ray
  • Queen Mab is the Keeper of the Dice of Fate and a sage plant called Basil
  • Vile Lagomorphis the Keeper of the Digeridoo and Other Long Words that Sound Funny
  • Rat is the Keeper of dirty half-filled and chipped glass ashtrayssmiley - yuk
  • Pete is the Keeper of Disambiguating Semicolons
  • Moose is the Keeper of Discarded mousepads and all things yellow
  • Grandad Ugg is the Keeper of Distant Relativessmiley - cuddle
  • Selector is the Keeper of Divertions
  • Captain T A Nuge is the Keeper of Doctor Who related gibberish, incomplete packs of playing cards and inaccurate facts  smiley - tardis
  • T.B.Falsename is the Keeper of doing what every one does, except for the people who dont do it, as not every one does it, and if they did it would be quite aggravating as to do it constantly means the you go on and on and so doing it like this can eventually lead to people getting quite angry, but you dont realise, because you too busy doing it, and eventually someone will get too fed up with you doing it and will shout, probably down your ear, that you should, in their oppinion, JUST GET TO THE smiley - bleepING POINT!
  • Ariadni is the Keeper of Dolphins and also Cinnamon Incense
  • 4 Lawn is the Keeper of the doohickey!
  • Cenuij Mu is the Keeper of DOOM, Seamonkeys, and Things on Little Sticks
  • Greebo T. Catis the Keeper of Doughnutssmiley - donut
  • Zagreb is the Keeper of downed Zeppelins
  • Irving Washington is the Keeper of Dr. John H. Watson's Battered Tin Dispatch Box
  • silver dragon is the Keeper of Dragons
  • Arpeggio is the Keeper of Dramatic Entrances and Graphorroea
  • Where is the dreamer? is the Keeper of Dreamerssmiley - sleepy
  • Babelfishmonger is the Keeper of Dried habaneros and little blue trucks
  • St.Arthur Dentist is the Keeper of the Drillsmiley - yikes
  • Dr.Goof Lithium is the Keeper of the Drinks Cabinetsmiley - bubbly
  • some bloke is the Keeper of Drunks, Fools and Ships named Enterprisesmiley - drunk
  • BakaNoSatori is the Keeper of Duct Tape
  • Pete the Wicked Viking is the Keeper of Keeper of dull axes and sharp ladies
  • One-eye is the Keeper of Dullness
  • Nerd42 is the Keeper of the Dungeonsmiley - handcuffs
  • ANDROKTONE is the Keeper of Dust Bunniessmiley - bunny
  • Moonkai is the Keeper of Dusty and also Blue Sparkly Studded Collars
  • GidgetGirl is the Keeper of a Dwarf Hamster named Senor Pedro Mortimer
  • Miranda is the Keeper of E minor and Himalayan Teasmiley - musicalnotesmiley - tea
  • Zok Zimmerman is the Keeper of Earmicesmiley - mouse
  • pheloxi is the Keeper of ecalpemos and worldy-m-words
  • Lady Lowena is the Keeper of Elastic time
  • elesley is the Keeper of Electronic Stillness and Piers
  • Ralph the Wonder Llama is the Keeper of Elessar, the Elfstone, Palántiri and the Sword Reforged
  • Captain Venom is the Keeper of the Ellipsis (those three dots...)
  • Plastic Squirrel is the Keeper of Elvis Impersonationssmiley - loveblush
  • Sir Pristy Knockers is the Keeper of Empty cd cases and barley sugar
  • President Peregrin is the Keeper of Empty Jamjars
  • Spookis the Keeper of the endless pursuit to find new and wonderful ways to annoy, confuse, mystify, scare and interest people, and to make people understand the complications of understanding that it is impossible to understand things unless we understand how to understand, and we cannot do that unless we can understand, and we cannot do that until we've understood how to understandsmiley - erm
  • Moshe is the Keeper of the English and Hebrew Alphabets, the word the, fish heads, llama spit, chillie cheese fries, pointless jokes, stupid humor, all your base, musical theatre, and all things Kosher
  • scouse2026 is the Keeper of English Football and the Greatest Football Club on Earth Liverpool FCsmiley - football
  • when in doubt add more garlic is the Keeper of Epicurian Delights
  • E G Mel is the Keeper of Essex Girls and Ford Escorts
  • aka is the Keeper of Everything with a second meaning
  • Princessarrianna is the Keeper of evil cute fluffy bunniessmiley - bunny
  • Hippa® is the Keeper of Evil Deeds smiley - pirate
  • Hamish the Dingo is the Keeper of Evil Scheming Plans, Childish Rude Noises and Bert the Semi-stunned Albatrosssmiley - devil
  • queeglesproggit is the Keeper of the Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness
  • Minerva is the Keeper of the Evil Toast Elf and The Sock Fairysmiley - fairy
  • Apollo is the Keeper of Ex-Girlfriends
  • John Luke is the Keeper of Excess Caloriessmiley - cupcake
  • Siletta Weaver is the Keeper of Excessively Long Titles
  • Abi is the Keeper of Exotic Rodents and IanG's Lotussmiley - spider
  • theredwiccanis the Keeper of Eyesnot and other bits of goo
  • LeoAlpha is the Keeper of Factoids
  • The Wargamer is the Keeper of the Factory Floor
  • Rev Nick is the Keeper of Faint Hopes
  • Fairy Hedgehog is the Keeper of Fairies, Hedgehogs and all small, defenceless creaturessmiley - fairy
  • Infinity is the Keeper of Fairy Circles, Dreams and Mischievous Elvessmiley - zoom
  • onetyredguy is the Keeper of fake holly leaves and those coat fastenings that people haven't really got a name for, but most people call 'poppers'.
  • Suzie Wand is the Keeper of Fantasysmiley - wizard
  • the other omylouse is the Keeper of February 9th and Talkie Toasters
  • 'Mazin' MadFiddler is the Keeper of Ferrets and assorted Muscalids
  • Geggs is the Keeper of Fictional Antiquities
  • BrentL is the Keeper of the Fifth Sunday in February
  • Yowuzupman is the Keeper of Fire and Explosives
  • Abderian_sophist is the Keeper of The First Cup of Coffee in the Morning smiley - coffee
  • Tummyfish is the Keeper of Fishsmiley - schooloffish
  • Cartoonacy is the Keeper of the Flame
  • Mr. Dreadful is the Keeper of Flawed Logic, the English Civil War and Heavy Metal
  • Bumblebee is the Keeper of Fluff
  • Kazzikins is the Keeper of Fluffy Bees
  • Jinna is the Keeper of Fluffy Penguins
  • Dolphin Girl is the Keeper of Flutessmiley - puffand Singing Watches
  • Cookie Monster is the Keeper of the Flying Dancing Hippos in Pink Tutus
  • Flying Betty is the Keeper of Flying Monkeys, Folding Sheep, and Conversations Comprised Solely of the Word "Oy"
  • Cafram is the Keeper of Flying Pigs
  • Joanna is the Keeper of Folksongs
  • Goat_Starer AKA Das Boot is the Keeper of Foot smiley - orangefish and Mouth(RIP)smiley - bluefish
  • Aliquis mirabilis is the Keeper of Forbidden and Forgotten Lore
  • St.Jeremy FS JBB is the Keeper of The Foreign Language
  • St.Redfish is the Keeper of Found Things
  • Greta_9 is the Keeper of the four-four beat and deep sexy basslines
  • vixn is the Keeper of Fraggles and Chewing Gum
  • TekGod is the Keeper of Free Will and Uncommon Sense
  • Nick O'Teen is the Keeper of Friendly Weevils
  • Stealth K. is the Keeper of Frozen Regrets, Hazel Eyes {except Galaxy Babe's}, A Spartanesque Beard, Chewing Fat and The Zaphod Bunny of The Apocalypse
  • Dax is the Keeper of the frustrating habit of using a lot of... dots all the time...
  • Malista is the Keeper of F/stops and Unasked Questions
  • Raukodraug is the Keeper of the smiley - fullmoon smileysmiley - fullmoon
  • EastlakeJ is the Keeper of the Funny Game of Cricket and the Number 32
  • Magic Hat is the Keeper of Fuses, Bolts and Little Bits of Broken Plastic Things
  • Exuberance personified is the Keeper of G.B.L. and Vampire Batssmiley - bat
  • Niwt is the Keeper of G.B.L. twins, Handedness and Pengrips
  • Jools is the Keeper of the Gaffer Tape
  • opticalillusion is the Keeper of Gary
  • 4me-2me is the Keeper of keeper of a Gas Station, preferably blue like the smiley - tardis
  • Tigris is the Keeper of the gates
  • Researcher Din is the Keeper of Gelatin and Other Gelatinous Substances
  • 7rob7 is the Keeper of Gender Indeterminacy and Pencils Too Short
  • GinTonyx is the Keeper of Gin and Tonicsmiley - stiffdrink
  • Genie is the Keeper of the Girls Night Out!smiley - bubbly
  • glitter girl is the Keeper of Glowing Glitter
  • Horatio_Caine is the Keeper of Glitter and all things Shinysmiley - spacesmiley - disco
  • Doctor John is the Keeper of GNUs and Other Acronyms
  • djsdude is the Keeper of Goal
  • Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle is the Keeper Of The Goat (You Can't Have The Goat If You're Going To The Castle!!)
  • Smilodon Prefect is the Keeper of Goa'uld, Daniel Jacksonsmiley - loveblush and the Stargate
  • lilyth is the Keeper of the Goddess within
  • Sultandude is the Keeper of Go-Go Bars
  • Vicki Chicki is the Keeper of Gold Stars and plastic bagssmiley - star
  • Zaphod Beeblebrox the 1st is the Keeper of Golden Bail, 42, all things shiny and quite a lot of money
  • paul simpson is the Keeper of Goldfish and Spelling mistakes
  • Caper Plip is the Keeper of Good-Looking Tennis Players and Hobbitssmiley - tennisball
  • Yankme is the Keeper of the Good Old Days in Suburban Long Island NY
  • stu... is the Keeper of good old fashioned style musicsmiley - musicalnote
  • Wonko-the-Sane is the Keeper of Good Sex
  • Katie of the Redheads is the Keeper of the Gook's Book
  • Reika The Librarian is the Keeper of Grammer, Most Things Literary, and Calabi-Yau Spaces
  • Vroomfindel is the Keeper of Great, Lifechanging Ideas That You Thought You Could Remember Without Writing Down
  • THE KID is the Keeper of the Greazesmiley - injured
  • Dastardly is the Keeper of Greek Gods and Piratessmiley - pirate
  • spelugx is the Keeper of the Greek Moniker
  • Archangel Silly Willy is the Keeper of Greensmiley - loveblush
  • Sylvia is the Keeper of Green Magicsmiley - magic
  • KC is the Keeper of Green Trilby
  • Tar MacAdam is the Keeper of the Grey Trail
  • Tomcat is the Keeper Of Guide Entries That Make No Sense And Are Of No Use To Anybody
  • Dainul is the Keeper of Guido-Retardant Logic
  • Shazzsmiley - thepost is the Keeper of The h2g2 Post, Post Archives and Post Linkssmiley - thepost
  • OwlofDoom is the Keeper of Half-finished good ideas, and of Nitina's heart
  • Evangeline is the Keeper of Half full bottles of Tabasco sauce
  • Riccardo is the Keeper of the Hammond Organ
  • Luckystar is the Keeper of a handy pack of wetwipes. For emergencies.
  • HappyDude is the Keeper of Happiness and Fluffy Cuddly Soft Toyssmiley - reindeer
  • Pu Dendal-Shrubbery is the Keeper of Happy Thoughtssmiley - smiley
  • CycOptimus is the Keeper of Hardcore Violence
  • Typolifi is the Keeper of Hasardous thoughts born in language
  • Yossarian Prefect is the Keeper of Hermetic Philosophy and the Hitchhiker Blues
  • Vidmaster is the Keeper of Heroes, Acts of Valor, Destiny, and the Sharp Stick in the Eye Game
  • WebSherpa is the Keeper of the Highest Prime Number
  • Koyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of Hill sessions, defective bicycle, Oracle, XC, the wall, origami and auto-piloting
  • Hobbes is the Keeper of himself to himself
  • Salem Saberhagen is the Keeper of Hippies
  • peoplewhohatepeople is the Keeper of his own dignity
  • TheIneffableBob is the Keeper of Hollandaise Sauce and all which is Ineffable
  • Batty is the Keeper of the Holy Tail
  • sir-running-limey-kraut is the Keeper of the Home Keys
  • achrisfox with crabbit is the Keeper of Hopesmiley - bunny
  • sea is the Keeper of Horror Moviessmiley - ghost
  • Jimmy the -3rd of House Beeblebrox is the Keeper of Hot Peppers, the holy hand grenade and the occasional pet rock
  • deackie is the Keeper of Hugs and Real Alesmiley - hugsmiley - ale
  • xaero is the Keeper of Hyperintellegent shades of the colour blue
  • Kat is the Keeper of Hypocritical Yet Useful Advice and The Peer Review Notepad
  • Ultima Weapon is the Keeper of Immense Knowledge and all things that are loud, fast and explosive
  • Bassman {ACE} is the Keeper of Impeccable Timing and Political Correctnesssmiley - ok
  • Jose is the Keeper of the Imperial Deafness
  • Deus Ex Machina is the Keeper of Improbable Happenings
  • Livzy is the Keeper of Inane and Irrelevant Comments around the h2g2 Community
  • Kate Schechter is the Keeper of Inane Ramblings
  • Angustura is the Keeper of Inane Schedules and other Lost Arts
  • Rains is the Keeper of Inappropriate Honesty and The Sound of a Rover V8
  • Mac is the Keeper of Indecisionsmiley - erm
  • Mozzerella is the Keeper of Infinite-Dimensional Vectorspaces and Non-Sequiturs
  • Kirikugi is the Keeper of the Infinite Improbability Armchair
  • Alex is the Keeper of the Infinite Improbability Drive
  • Phreako is the Keeper of Inflatable dartboards and furniture
  • Leopardskinfynn is the Keeper of Information
  • JACKLEONFRAUST is the Keeper of ink stained fingertipssmiley - biro
  • Amy Pawloski is the Keeper of inside jokes, even after they're not funny to anyone else anymore...
  • Happy Little Elf is the Keeper of the insignificant
  • Tally is the Keeper of insignificant beings like myself
  • Clare is the Keeper of Interesting but essentially useless words like halitosis and snood
  • Zeek is the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations
  • Meadowlark is the Keeper of Iris flowers and Cabbage Patch kidssmiley - cdouble
  • Archangel Fashion Cat is the Keeper of Irish Mensmiley - cool
  • midge t'moggget is the Keeper of irrational fandoms
  • Catwoman is the Keeper of Irrelevant Music Triviasmiley - whistle
  • Muzaakboy is the Keeper of Islamic Studies, Tandoori Roti and Sweet Lassi
  • deon is the Keeper of items that appear to be lost when needed, then turn up when no longer require and pens that have run out of ink
  • The Duke of Dunstable is the Keeper of Jack Handey
  • Farina is the Keeper of Jagermeister
  • Shea the Sarcastic is the Keeper of Jelly Beans
  • The Jester is the Keeper of Jokessmiley - clown
  • Saturn Girl is the Keeper of Jones Soda, Crayola Crayons, Sony Walkmen, the Gollum and tall Aleut men with "Poor Impulse Control" tattooed on their foreheadsmiley - planet
  • Incey Wincey Spider is the Keeper of Jumpy Spiderssmiley - spider
  • Afterglow is the Keeper of Junk Mail
  • Esther is the Keeper of Karate and Jean-Claude Van Damme worship
  • Emmily is the Keeper of Keepers, mis-spelt names, that have double letters where there should only be one and smiley - handcuffs
  • chaiyah is the Keeper of Keeping On
  • Sho is the Keeper of Keith Hamilton Cobb
  • Phyzix is the Keeper of Kevin Smith Movies
  • Egon is the Keeper of the Key to the Drinks Cabinet
  • Norm de p'Loom is the Keeper of keys for which there is no known lock, but that still get kept at the bottom of a drawer
  • dim12trav is the Keeper of the Keys in dimensional dominions
  • zolacakes is the Keeper of keys to things that are kept {except the drinks cabinet}
  • Sad,mad or bad?{or Buttercup} is the Keeper of Kindergarten cartoon superheroes
  • 2Legs is the Keeper of the Kingdom of Balwynitismiley - magic
  • Angel LiaDan is the Keeper of Kittens and Sleeping Baby Angelssmiley - chick
  • Reefgirl is the Keeper of knitting needles
  • Fistandantillus is the Keeper of the Knobby Staff of Llame'dos
  • SarahM! is the Keeper of Krayzee Thoughts and Ideas
  • Nora has arrived is the Keeper of L-Space and Small Dictionaries
  • Moonglum is the Keeper of the Lampsmiley - crescentmoon
  • 100 watt warlock of rock is the Keeper of Last Minute Disasters
  • Casanunda100 is the Keeper of Lawn feed and weed
  • Archangel Dan is the Keeper of the Lazy Weevil and the Weekendsmiley - zzz
  • QT-Alchemilla Digitalis is the Keeper of Leftover Nuts and Screws from Reassembled Machinery
  • Deano is the Keeper of Lemonade
  • Captain Khamsin is the Keeper of Lemons
  • FerretBoy is the Keeper of the Lesser Fur-covered Trout
  • ChrisTheSpyda is the Keeper of the letter V, Vodka & all things Virginal
  • Boswell is the Keeper of Lids on things, especially watched potssmiley - witch
  • Roadkill is the Keeper of Lies
  • Lightman is the Keeper of Light and Ilumination
  • Magnolia Thunderpussy is the Keeper of Limp Noodlessmiley - tongueout
  • March Hare is the Keeper of Lily-of-the-Valley patches, the souls of rabbits and of guinea-pigs and lesser rodents, and of misplaced bits of moonbeam especially those carrying incomprehensible cosmic thought
  • Captain_SpankMunki is the Keeper of Limed Oak desks with Leatherette Inlay
  • Ottox is the Keeper of Links
  • St.jimmiejaz is the Keeper of Linux Penguins
  • Mickey Thomas' Right Foot is the Keeper of the little bits of mud off the bottom of football boots which have little stud holes in them
  • Dreamchild Warpspasm is the Keeper of Little blue things that go WHOOP! on alternate Thursdays and The Key to the Portal of the Forgotten Realm of Quibblefik
  • LittleMissFordPrefect is the Keeper of the Little Miss and Mr Mensmiley - ticklesmiley - injuredsmiley - smiley
  • zolacakes is the Keeper of little orange toasters filled with chocolate
  • turvy is the Keeper of Little red cars and the unwashed
  • Hoovooloo is the Keeper of Little Round Rubber Things that Squeak when you Press Them
  • Ford-Prefect is the Keeper of Lizards and other Reptiles
  • Woman At Ears is the Keeper of Loaded Dice, and other things that make the odds more even
  • Lady Scott+ is the Keeper of long afternoon napssmiley - zzz
  • St.Vince is the Keeper of Long Distance Lorry Drivers
  • Megachedda is the Keeper of loony football managers and rubbish team selections smiley - footballsmiley - grr
  • General Tamaire the walrus is the Keeper of the lost and confused walrus
  • Temporal Bandit is the Keeper of the Lost and the Freebie
  • Em is the Keeper of the Lost Art of 10 minute acts in place of a two word explanation
  • The Knight of Cups - Don Juan is the Keeper of the Lost Art of Seduction
    smiley - loveblush
  • Mr. Carrot is the Keeper of Lost ballpoints and sadistic toasters
  • SEF is the Keeper of Lost blobs, forgotten researchers and unwritten rules
  • Greg is the Keeper of Lost bounty hunterssmiley - huh
  • ametropia is the Keeper of lost file fragments
  • loosehead is the Keeper of lost golf balls
  • Old Uncle Zarniwoop is the Keeper of Lost H2G2 threads that have hardly ever been posted too
  • Kreetch is the Keeper of Lost Lighters
  • Duiner {Vaca} is the Keeper of Lost Marbles
  • Leines is the Keeper of lost notes and forgotten ideassmiley - doh
  • Zack9 is the Keeper of Lost Pies
  • woodenbadger is the Keeper of lost poems, artificial wild attack rodents and invisible dogs named bluesmiley - mouse
  • the Ghost of Christmas Past is the Keeper of Lost Soulssmiley - ghost
  • Casey is the Keeper of Lovesmiley -
  • Quixotic is the Keeper of the lovely bunch of cocnouts
  • broelan is the Keeper of lower case i's
  • Allende is the Keeper of the Luck Virus
  • Leeneh is the Keeper of Lutefisk and of Naughty GuideML Smilies that Tries to Enter Conversations!
  • Euan is the Keeper of Machines that go Ping!
  • Jack, A Roo is the Keeper of Macropods, Marsupials, Misplaced Left Parethesis and other things Australian
  • Researcher 33337 is the Keeper of the Magna Beam Transporter and the Deamon Appetite
  • lyandes is the Keeper of Magicsmiley - magic and Psychic powers
  • Captain Zog is the Keeper of the Magic smiley, the Dark tome of pure evil and herrings which can be used to cut down trees
  • Ralph, the Janitor is the Keeper of Magic Tricks that don't work, (and some that do)smiley - magic
  • Sir Culdasac is the Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute
  • Archangel Dragonfly is the Keeper of Male Earth Muses {aka ROCK STARRS}
  • William of Middenshire is the Keeper of Mammals beginning with the letter "W" and goatee beards
  • Elentari is the Keeper of the Master Plan
  • ali1kinobe is the Keeper of Materia Medica (for laboratory use only. Not for drug, household or other uses)
  • Night Nurse is the Keeper of Medical Recordssmiley - nurse
  • Purple Moose is the Keeper of Mellow Indie music and the h2g2 lyrics quizsmiley - musicalnote
  • WanderingAlbatross is the Keeper of the Memory of Extinct Seabirds Because Nobody Gave a Toss.
  • Hatifnat is the Keeper of Menthol cigarettessmiley - yuk
  • Kali_Ambrosia
     is the Keeper of Micheal Shanks, Jack & Sam
  • Little Mischief is the Keeper of Mischievious Mice
  • Phoenician Trader is the Keeper of Mislaid Secrets
  • Linus is the Keeper of Missed Travel Opportunitiessmiley - rocket
  • Truck Driver in Darlington is the Keeper of missing minus signs in mathematical equations
  • radioactive BIGAL is the Keeper of Mnemonics, monobrows and the Renowned Glowing Pickle
  • Felonious Monk is the Keeper of Mondegreens
  • Lisa the Freak is the Keeper of Moonlightsmiley - fullmoon
  • wowitssopink is the Keeper of mosquitoes and really annoying things
  • the phantom of the web is the Keeper of Motorcycles
  • gwendolen_fairfax is the Keeper of much neglected diaries, pink pencils and melancholy poems smiley - book
  • Curator Chick is the Keeper of Museumssmiley - cool
  • imsogreen is the Keeper of Music Related Quotes smiley - musicalnote
  • Rhubarb is the Keeper of Musical Sausages smiley - musicalnotesmiley - hotdog
  • Andrew Wyld is the Keeper of Mutamems and Ideodiversity
  • Dr.Kareem El Kandossy Zivana is the Keeper of Musical Rebels
  • The Futurist is the Keeper of My Brother and Keeping On, Like a Bird That Fleeeeew, Tangled Up In Bluuuu-uu-uuuuuue
  • Naark is the Keeper of Naarks
  • Line Walker is the Keeper of Negativity
  • Jordan is the Keeper of Nervous Maths, Impure Algebra and Computer Aided Entropy
  • Tilly is the Keeper of Newly Discovered Wordssmiley - bleep
  • Pander is the Keeper of the term NI! of Monty Python fame
  • Dolt is the Keeper of Muddy Boots, Wet Waterproofs and the Wrong End of the Stick
  • warrior ranger is the Keeper of Multi-Species Pheromones and Green Chile
  • Yanichka is the Keeper of the Nice Things About Rain
  • rockcheekychimp50001 is the Keeper of night smiley - crescentmoonsmiley - moonsmiley - fullmoon
  • TJ is the Keeper of Nil
  • Croz is the Keeper of Nine Men's Morris and other board games of ancient history
  • Lone Deranger is the Keeper of no Head
  • TempestMidnight is the Keeper of the Nocturnal Storm
  • Raymond the Curmudgeon is the Keeper of Non-Absolute Numbers, Sundogs, and the thirteenth day of the month
  • Lentilla is the Keeper of Non Sequiturs
  • Math is the Keeper of Nothingsmiley - empty
  • Prof. Animal is the Keeper of THE NOTICE and Words that do not exist
  • Alex A is the Keeper of Number Sevensmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - star
  • Sans Souci is the Keeper of the Number 13 and Yellow Submarines
  • Phoneix the Godess is the Keeper of Nymphssmiley - fairy
  • Otto Fisch is the Keeper of Obscure Sports and Outlandish Pastimes
  • Talix18 is the Keeper of the Ocean crashing on the shore, excessive magnetic poetry and the Somebody Else's Problem Field
  • Wandering Bear is the Keeper of Odd, Mismatched and Lost Socks
  • Kandyman is the Keeper of Old Buses
  • Ancient Brit is the Keeper of Old habits
  • Togrop is the Keeper of OldSpeak and things lying around
  • Gaia is the Keeper of the Once-legendary-but-now-forgotten wrench/can opener of Manch Pinchu, given as a gift to ptolemy the five-and-a-halfth
  • Mutant is the Keeper of the One Mainframe and all Mutantssmiley - monster
  • Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3 is the Keeper of the One thing in the entire Universe that absolutely, positively and definately cannot be keptsmiley - weird
  • the autist formerly known as flinch is the Keeper of the Ones that got away...
  • Mediocredane is the Keeper of Opposable Thumbssmiley - ok
  • the_league_against_helium is the Keeper of Optimistacally Purchased Spices and Herbs Which Rest Unused in Kitchen Cupboards
  • Koyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of Oracle, XC, hill sessions, defective bicycle, the wall, origami and auto-piloting
  • Xordin is the Keeper of the Orange Metronome
  • Koyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of Origami, XC, hill sessions, defective bicycle, Oracle, the wall, and auto-piloting
  • ecotype is the Keeper of the Original Banana Smiley
  • One half is the Keeper of Other half
  • LORD HENRY RINGESS is the The Keeper of Ouija boards, annoying plastic novelties from Taiwan, amusing stories told whilst drunk to complete strangers, and the god that can be only referred to as PEAS
  • anne-o-mally is the Keeper of The Out of Place, Snowball Fights and Thunderstorms smiley - snowball
  • Lor is the Keeper of Oxymorons
  • Vieneriffic is the Keeper of Palindromessmiley - mousesmiley - esuom
  • Fred Smith is the Keeper of Paranoid Delusionssmiley - yikes
  • VaPerria Russva is the Keeper of Parisian Thrice Gaffers' Taped Gloves
  • rambling is the Keeper of the Parrots, d**ned, ex, trooping, and not-doing-anything-in-particular
  • _ is the Keeper of Patience
  • theorangetictacs is the Keeper of the Peanut Butter and the little beads of water on the shower ceiling
  • ChiKiSpirit is the Keeper of pebbles and hopes for your wishessmiley - fairy
  • MaW is the Keeper of Penguin Mages
  • Jonah is the Keeper of People who don't know what they are doing, at least 75% of the timesmiley - erm
  • Mullet is the Keeper of the Periodic Table, the Simpsons, Palladium and Thought Itself
  • Cosmic Llama is the Keeper of The Permanent Sicknote and Clutter With No Obvious Purpose But It Might Come In Useful Oneday, You Never Know.smiley - ill
  • Thorn_Bush is the Keeper of Pet Peevessmiley - grr
  • Shrimp is the Keeper of Petty Nitpicking
  • Shorty+ is the Keeper of Photography and Bunniessmiley - bunny
  • Roachee-ree-raa is the Keeper of Pianos, "somewhen" and obscurity
  • TowelsandPillowsandthe one that tuck you in and say goodnight is the Keeper of ¤ ¤ pillows and # # towels
  • boots is the Keeper of The Pink Flipper
  • Keri is the Keeper of Pink 'n' Purple
  • Sigismundo is the Keeper of the Pipes of Thoth
  • GTBacchus is the Keeper of Pistachios
  • Ian is the Keeper of Pizza
  • His Divine Shadow is the Keeper of the Plaeryin Bol
  • Feffi is the Keeper of Playground Sunbaths on Even Days
  • AK nonexistent is the Keeper of the Plight of Nonexistence and the nonexistent
  • GrassScab the Mutant is the Keeper of Pocket Lint
  • Muv is the Keeper of Pocketmoney and Keys to the Car
  • Rod is the Keeper of Pointless and/or funny discussions or statements
  • vulpix is the Keeper of Pokemon
  • Anastasia is the Keeper of Poking Sticks
  • Rupert the Observer is the Keeper of Poor Excuses, the Eurovision Song Contest and All Things Minoritical
  • Archangel Tweetie is the Keeper of Pop-Culture
  • Gordon is the Keeper of Postal Codes and Maps No One Can Re-fold Properly
  • Nho is the Keeper of Potential Pancakes
  • Almighty Rob is the Keeper of Pretentious Titles
  • Lady Brianna is the Keeper of The Prisoner and the Keys to the Ancient Pokemon Vaults of Machu Pikachu
  • DARK GRAY is the Keeper of Private Thoughts
  • BlackDragon is the Keeper of Procrastinated Projects in need of Prompt Performance to Perfection
  • tzjin_anthony_ks is the Keeper of Procrastination
  • Oberon2001 is the Keeper of the Privy Knickers
  • SisterBluebird is the Keeper of Progressive Rock Musicsmiley - musicalnote
  • Wizardsmiley - wizard is the Keeper of Promisessmiley - rose
  • Neanderthal Mama aka Wilma is the Keeper and Protector of the last living Neanderthal and the monkey gene
  • Adrian-67 is the Keeper of Prozac and Pink Floyd CD's
  • mastershelley2 is the Keeper of pudding (chocolate) and history (tudors) smiley - choc
  • Kiro Yukai (Ravenclaw)
     is the Keeper of Punk Rocksmiley - headhurts
  • johnny from the block is the Keeper of the Purple Cows
  • Researcher 146378 is the Keeper of Quality Footwearsmiley - footprints
  • LighthousegirlUK is the Keeper of Questions and all things Purplesmiley - tea
  • Vortex is the Keeper of the Rain
  • Kasia is the Keeper of Rainbowssmiley - rainbow
  • Mornessar is the Keeper of Random Bits of Wisdom, Some of Which are Decidedly Funnier Than Otherssmiley - zen
  • runner855 is the Keeper of randominity, fake words, running for no apparent reason and the smiley - dontpanic smiley
  • i_am_a_tunafish is the Keeper of Rather Smelly Fish Which Have A Habit Of Spontaneously Combustingsmiley - fish
  • Bob The Farmer is the Keeper of Real Heavy Metal and Hardcore smiley - headhurts
  • ftw2g2 is the Keeper of of the Reapersmiley - skull
  • Ripper, the Almost is the Keeper of Rice Pudding
  • Caroo is the Keeper of Ring of Unholy Power
  • lil old me is the Keeper of Rob the Carpet
  • Scandrea & Tracer is the Keeper of Rock Hammers, The Cuyahoga River, and Pronghorn
  • Acid Override is the Keeper of rocks and hard places
  • Fyrelizard is the Keeper of Rosessmiley - roseand raspberry mochas with extra creamsmiley - cappuccino
  • Keeper of the Royal Sandwich Maker is the Keeper of the Royal Sandwich Maker
  • Bossel is the Keeper of Rubber Duckies
  • easilyPb is the Keeper of Rubber Elbows
  • Sick Bob is the Keeper of Rubber gloves, fluffy handcuffs and the dark and nasty thoughts you never tell anyone aboutsmiley - yikes
  • knitbunny is the Keeper of Rubbish Episodes of Doctor Whosmiley - ufo
  • The Fish is the Keeper of Rude but Hilarious Noisessmiley - nahnah
  • Angelwings is the Keeper of Rugby Players
  • BenniBi is the Keeper of Rugged Teenage Moustaches, Annoying Bus-Related (Loud) Ringtones and Being Bemused and Confused
  • What is rule one? is the Keeper of Rule One
  • Gradient is the Keeper of The Rum and Uncanny
  • LittleMissFordPrefect is the Keeper of Runaway Chesterfield Sofas
  • Dien is the Keeper of Rupert Giles' and Ethan Rayne's long and meaningful Relationshipsmiley - smiley, and Jason Blood's White Streak
  • Where's me Kebabylon gone? is the Keeper of Russian Immigrants who live on the south side of a tin of beans
  • phantomdustbunny is the Keeper of Russian Space horses and mechanical pencils
  • Garry is the Keeper of the Sacred Barra Lure
  • Saint nim the cat is the Keeper of the Sacred Multi-Dimentional Gate
  • Phoenix Ravenflame is the Keeper of the Sacred Silver Sheltie
  • Twiddle is the Keeper of Sad Soulssmiley - cry
  • Arthur is the Keeper of the Safe Word
  • Jessie is the Keeper of Safety Pins and Swearwordssmiley - bleep
  • Berek is the Keeper of Sandelfon's corridors
  • The Prophet is the Keeper of Sarcasmsmiley - laugh
  • MessyJessie is the Keeper of sarcausticity and accidentally mean jokes, and bare feet on warm summer evening cement.
    smiley - footprints
  • Snowmansmiley - snowman is the Keeper of Scary Things that should be kept in Black Boxes along with Damp Toastsmiley - monstersmiley - spider
  • Zack is the Keeper of Science Fictionsmiley - ufo
  • JD is the Keeper of Scientific and Technical Termssmiley - scientist
  • Just plain old Bob is the Keeper of the Score
  • DreamHunter is the Keeper of Scruffinesssmiley - nahnah
  • St.Seven of Nineis the Keeper of Seahorses
  • craigie* is the Keeper Of Search Engines
  • Elle is the Keeper of the Secret Agent Man and the Persuasive Lips that steals his secrets
  • Queen Bronners is the Keeper of the Secret Word
  • Kiddo is the Keeper of Secretssmiley - ok
  • monkey daddy is the Keeper of the Sepia Tone Memoir Recepticle
  • Baazzaar is the Keeper of Serenity
  • Archangel Galaxy Babe is the Keeper of SETI and the Universe
  • Keeper of the Seven Keys is the Keeper of the Seven Keys
  • Pyrex is the Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor
  • Crazy Man is the Keeper of Severe Weather
  • Dinahis the Keeper of Sexy Swashbucklerssmiley - pirate
  • skugga is the Keeper of Shadows, rats, betta splendens and badly drawn vampires
  • Positivefreak and the black dragon is the Keeper of sherbert lemons
  • Darois the Keeper of Shiny Paranoia
  • The Pink Dandelion is the Keeper of the Shrubbery
  • Strider is the Keeper of Sibilant Seranading Cedrics
  • Dr Emily Strangeis the Keeper of Silence in the library and a plec called Heidegger
  • Presently is the Keeper of Silly-Ba-Billy Type Poetry, Highly Fascinatingly Interesting-ish Stories and Most Other Type Thingammajjigeebbobbers to Which I Like (Quite...) and Possibly Other Such Things to Which I May or May Not like (Including Some Forms of Music and Musical Instruments)smiley - musicalnote
  • Arcan Cirick is the Keeper of Silly Horses and all things Entertainingly Equiine smiley - sillysmiley - pony
  • Inannais the Keeper of Silly Role Playingsmiley - silly
  • w85 is the Keeper of Silly Walkssmiley - sillysmiley - footprints
  • Lizzy or Cardinal Noah is the Keeper of singing Goodies songs whilst cycling with a tail wind on the right hand of a grass sea wall with sheep on in Holland or Denmarksmiley - musicalnote
  • GoodAngel is the Keeper of Skinny Boys with cheekbones who wear mascara
  • Moose is the Keeper of the Slant
  • Jeffery is the Keeper of the small pocket sized screwdrivers, Jaffa Cakes and cliches
  • DJP is the Keeper of Small Things that I'm certain I placed here just a moment ago but now they've gone and SOMEONE must have taken them away, and I WANT THEM BACK (please)smiley - doh
  • Frankie Roberto is the Keeper of Smarties Tube Lids
  • pedboy is the Keeper of Smelly Veeblefetzers
  • LeviPuma is the Keeper of Smurfs, especially Smurfette
  • Percy the Snoodle is the Keeper of Snoodles, Sneedles, Morguls, Mimpsies and all things Squijapodan
  • Ladyp is the Keeper of Snogssmiley - kiss
  • Sylvie is the Keeper of Snow Flurriessmiley - snowman
  • St.Killer Queenis the Keeper of Socks That Get Lost In The Wash
  • Recumbentman is the Keeper of Solmization Syllables smiley - musicalnote
  • Starman is the Keeper of Songssmiley - star
  • Babel O'Fish is the Keeper of the Songs of Bob Dylan
  • BrownFurby is the Keeper of Sooty and Sweepsmiley - dog
  • Chicken Soup is the Keeper of Soups best served hot!
  • kipperonthefloor is the Keeper of South h2g2 Railway and my latest invention, Swans!
  • Mel the Proud is the Keeper of the Spangly Rock
  • laura is the Keeper of Sparkly Things, especially when they're pink
  • paul simpson is the Keeper of Spelling mistakes and Goldfish
  • Listy-Lou is the Keeper of Spending Too long on H2G2 whilst listening to Coldplay
  • GHPB is the Keeper of Spoons
  • mezzy5 is the Keeper of Springer Spangles
  • Avenging Washcloth is the Keeper of the Squirrels...Well, Why Not?...
  • Starphish is the Keeper of Starfishes and Cinnamon
  • Mistress Marmalade is the Keeper of Stars and other twinkly thingssmiley - star
  • Plasticrockchick is the Keeper of the Stereo  smiley - musicalnote
  • Santragenius V is the Keeper of the stiffdrink smileysmiley - stiffdrink
  • Peaceful Earthling is the Keeper of So Many Stories
  • Kiriochi is the Keeper of Spirit Cats and Pure Watersmiley - blackcat
  • The Rain Girl is the Keeper of Storytelling
  • Eggy is the Keeper of Strange and potential harmfull cutlery
  • Kudos is the Keeper of Strange Spacecraft and Unidentifiable Bits of Slime In The Back Of The Refrigeratorsmiley - ufo
  • Badvoc is the Keeper of Stubby pencils and used staples
  • weakpun is the Keeper of Stunningly Bad Jokes and Four-hour-long Irrelevant Rants
  • Tango is the Keeper of Stupid Questionssmiley - huh
  • KWDave is the Keeper of Sunset Ritualsmiley - magic
  • Tyina Riala is the Keeper of the Swirly Crosses and the Squitches
  • Traveller in Time is the Keeper of Tags 'n Toys
  • Tabitca is the Keeper of Tatty Fleabags
  • Master of Complete Tosh is the Keeper of the Tea Moneysmiley - tea
  • stevezero is the Keeper of Teapotssmiley - tea
  • Lucinda is the Keeper of Temperssmiley - grr
  • tonsil revenge is the Keeper of Temple Beth Water
  • misha_franklinis the Keeper of the Temple of Black Sheepsmiley - grovelsmiley - blacksheep
  • dragonqueen is the Keeper of the temple sacred to Ishta, the tortoiseshelled cat, Queen of Hill Road and the surrounding Flat Lands
    smiley - dragon
  • Mallory Ringess is the Keeper of the temple of Tok'ra, and all symbiotic parasites, oh, and Roger Moore
  • Terry Teadreg is the Keeper of Tenpole Tudor Lyrics
  • Darkwin is the Keeper of Terrarium, Void Fruitcake and Overt Noetics
  • Ex Libris Draconium is the Keeper of the texts, the scrolls and ancient tomes
  • stokie_helen is the Keeper of That thing your Aunt gave you that you don't know what it is
  • armadilloman is the Keeper of that wonderful feeling you get when you realise it is the end of the week and you can finally have that rest you've been longing for all week, that kettle of fish everyone keeps talking about and game show hosts that think a cheesey grin is a substitute for a personality
  • SmartGamer is the Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily
  • Angel Eyes is the Keeper of the Colour and the Shapesmiley - angel
  • Kumetanzuka is the Keeper of The Dream Tree and the fruits of its harvestsmiley - sleepy
  • Smelter is the Keeper of The green apple that wears the bowler hat
  • St.The Average Joe No-One Suspects is the Keeper of The Groovy-ass Black Trench Coats
  • Queen of the Panzani is the Keeper of The Holy Orbs of Panzani
  • dNilis the Keeper of The Long Lost Root Password
  • Terran is the Keeper of the longest title ever which has a funny story attatched to it which began back in 1901 and ends up in the distant future but I'm sure that you wouldn't want to know anything else about it other than its mine and has a vaguely familiar sound to it which you may find uniquely disturbing
  • HollePolle is the Keeper of The Lost Biros
  • Oblivion is the Keeper of The Mutant League Gamessmiley - monster
  • Pierce the Pirate is the Keeper of The Only True Faith: Agnosticism
  • bored laura is the Keeper of the phrase "My Lovelies"
  • Buzzbitt is the Keeper Of The Sacred Woofsmiley - dog
  • MrsCloud is the Keeper of The Saint books
  • Rains is the Keeper of The Sound of a Rover V8 and Inappropriate Honesty
  • Aries is the Keeper of The Space-Time Continuum, Limbo, All things in Limbo and the Blue Screen of Death
  • Behind Geddon's wall is the Keeper of The Traveller's Numbers, Master of the Revels and the Hooded Swan
  • Bob Stafford is the Keeper of The Treacle Shadow
  • Marcus Halberstamis the Keeper of The True Path of the Vinyl LP
  • So Long and Thanks for All the Fish is the Keeper of The Unseensmiley - skull
  • ICBM182 is the Keeper of the utterly random things
  • Freddy is the Keeper of the word "Fnar"
  • It's all too much..... is the Keeper of These five dots.....
  • Marijn is the Keeper of things in places that my wife wants to keep empty and clean
  • Jed the Humanoid is the Keeper of Things Lost down the back of the sofa
  • eatsmice is the Keeper of Things Lost in the post
  • Entity is the Keeper of Things Misunderstoodsmiley - erm
  • Connie L. is the Keeper of Things placed on the top of other things
  • Ekki Ekki F'Tang Hala Hala Bah-whing is the Keeper of Things that go *BING*
  • gj101 is the Keeper of Things that gosmiley - bleep
  • Iceraven is the Keeper of Things that should not besmiley - scientist
  • GAHD is the Keeper of Things that never were, and have yet to be
  • Geoff Taylor is the Keeper of Things That Nobody Else Keeps
  • Jurroen is the Keeper of Things That Suddenly Disappear For Months, And Reappear When You Already Bought Another Thing To Replace It
  • Iago is the Keeper of the Things You Leave Behind
  • stupidgirl is the Keeper of Thingummies, Wotsits and Oojamerflips
  • Der Tschormen aka Englander is the Keeper of Those Legobits everyone keeps treading onsmiley - grr
  • Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse Beta is the Keeper of those Little Bits Lost during Nuclear Fission, the Letter 'R' from the New England States, a Harem of Five Females (plus the ones in the Fish Tank, tho' that's being debated), and all old Military Uniforms that should be thrown out--or at least Retired
  • Judiciary Pag is the Keeper of Those little blue spiky things
  • bcmm is the Keeper of those little things which you can only find while looking for other things
  • Lady in a Tree is the Keeper of those really useful little bits of plastic that stop your shoelaces from fraying
  • Swiss is the Keeper of Those Things That Cannot Easily Be Characterised and thus Otherwise Kept
  • Daz is the Keeper of Those who can't think of anything to keep when they need to
  • Thursday is the Keeper of Thursdays
  • Twinkle is the Keeper of Timesmiley - moon
  • rooftiler is the Keeper of the Time Travellers' Metronome, and Tiles
  • Stephanie is the Keeper of Tiny devilish things that go bump in the night, box turtles and colorguardsmiley - devil
  • "Piffle" is the Keeper of Toast
  • tuc fortuneswell is the Keeper of toe jam and squigies
  • Claudius is the Keeper of Togas
  • flying_imam is the Keeper of the Tomato Sauced Spaghetti with Meatballs smiley - tomato
  • bedmechanic is the Keeper of the tongue in cheek
  • Teuchter is the Keeper of Toothbrushes and Floss
  • Wonko the (In)Sane is the Keeper of Toothpicks and Flaming Swords
  • Proper Ganda is the Keeper of Torn Maps
  • Touconos is the Keeper of Toucans, Films and Nonsensical Thoughts
  • (Major) Shoal Prexy is the Keeper of the Towelssmiley - towel
  • Alfster is the Keeper of the Tradition, the Old Charter or Something
  • St.Petunia is the Keeper of Treasure
  • Two Trees is the Keeper of the Tridentsmiley - devil
  • Demon Drawer is the Keeper of Trivia
  • Uubbaguubba is the Keeper of the Tuber Count
  • Krans J. Hopesonis the Keeper of Turntables
  • Mistdancer is the Keeper of the TV Remote Control, Tea and Bicciessmiley - tea
  • Ugi is the Keeper of Typos and Spelling Errers
  • Dr Anthea is the Keeper of Unapropriate psycological help and the steem smillie
  • AquaMarina the Mermaidis the Keeper of the Undersea Kingdomsmiley - orangefish
  • submersible_toaster is the Keeper of Underwater Appliances
  • Otis of the foggy feet is the Keeper of Undying Faith in Humanity
  • An Ambling Rambler is the Keeper of Undying Faith in Toasters
  • Captain Kebab is the Keeper of Unidentifiable things in the kitchen drawer that are bound to come in useful one day
  • AneRikke is the Keeper of the Unknown and all things misplaced
  • St.Andara Bledin is the Keeper of Unicorns, Vampires and Cute Anime Characters, especially Cat-Girlssmiley - vampire
  • Queex Quimwrangler is the Keeper of Unnecessary Beards
  • 6.48etc is the Keeper of Unnecessary name badges
  • LyleOwenHyde is the Keeper of unorthodox teas and mildewed filingsmiley - weirdsmiley - tea
  • Jeff
    • is the Keeper of Unorthodoxy
  • Steviebab is the Keeper of Unregarded Emotions
  • maduin is the Keeper of Unsettling alternations between earnestness and lunacy
  • Clive the flying ostrich is the Keeper of un-stuck Post-it notes
  • JonnyDoom is the Keeper of Untidy Roomssmiley - yikes
  • daraline is the Keeper of Unusual rats and deranged hamsterssmiley - mouse
  • Master B is the Keeper of Useful Tools, especially those Little Chain-Wrench Attachments to your Socket Set that help you remove Oil Filters
  • The ALMIGHTY Tharg
    • is the Keeper of Useful Windows Shortcuts
  • Cheeze is the Keeper of Useless Information
  • Ruppinger is the Keeper of Vegan Affairs
  • Quille the cynic is the Keeper of Version 2 of the machine that goes PING!, Lemurs, and discarded writing implements that are useless to the gerneral populous
  • Great Western Lettuce is the Keeper of village greens
  • Alexandra Marie Chaser is the Keeper of Voices
  • ismarah is the Keeper of Volcanoes
  • Diron Worhox is the Keeper of voles, disfunctional amiga parts, string, a programming language called Tiny Tim and the word etcetera
  • Just zis Guy is the Keeper of Volvos
  • Lord Smooth is the Keeper Of Wacking And Disco-Funk-Orientated-Grooves
  • Jampoet is the Keeper of Walking and Chewing Bubble Gum at the Same Time and of The Sound a Tree Makes When it Falls in the Forestsmiley - footprints
  • Koyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of the Wall, XC, hill sessions, defective bicycle, Oracle, origami and auto-piloting
  • Kangus is the Keeper of the Wall built around the Dark Side of the Moonsmiley - crescentmoon
  • walleye priestess is the Keeper of Walleye and fun things to do in Maiden Rock, Wisconsin (when there are fun things to do in M.R., WI)!
  • Black Leopard is the Keeper of Weasels, other small furry creatures and smiley - blacksheep
  • Panther is the Keeper of Webthingz / Downloadz
  • Frizzychick is the Keeper of Weevil Antiquities
  • werekitty is the Keeper of Werebeasties, Lexx and Kaismiley - batsmiley - monster
  • Researcher Wotchit or 197053 is the Keeper of White Noise
  • invincibledriver is the Keeper of windows and assorted things that other people dont want
  • {CK}Psycho Monkey dragged through a Vortex backwards is the Keeper of the winkeye smileysmiley - winkeye
  • Khair-un-Nisa is the Keeper of witches, angels and road safety officerssmiley - witchsmiley - angel
  • Amy + {Wolf Mistress} is the Keeper of Wolves
  • PenGwen is the Keeper of the Wonder Book of Useless Knowledge
  • Spudman is the Keeper of the word SPUD and non-linear conversations which make no sense to anyonesmiley - huh
  • The Wizzard is the Keeper of Words and the Space Bar
  • mingum is the Keeper of words made up by small children
  • Opus Neglector is the Keeper of the World's Most Effective Paperclip-Specific Black Hole
  • salicyclic is the Keeper of worn out leather army boots
  • King Lerxst - the Chaste is the Keeper of Wren's Livers and Wolf Nibble Chips
  • Belshazzar is the Keeper of the Writing On The Wall and all Graffitismiley - bleep
  • Pegasus is the Keeper of Xsmiley - kiss
  • Koyaanisqatsi is the Keeper of XC, hill sessions, defective bicycle, Oracle, the wall, origami and auto-piloting
  • Arthur_Dents_towel is the Keeper of Your P's and Q's, 8/5 of the Fractions Nobody Can Figure Out, SPAM, A Rat Named Basil, Your Reason for Going Into the Kitchen That You've Forgotten Now That You're There, The Head On My Shoulders, and the Sheep Dip
  • pond wanderer is the Keeper of Zarza's recipies and ponderers
  • ZapZen is the Keeper of Zen in a Zap worldsmiley - zen

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