There's so much I still don't understand...

It's been far too long, I don't even remember how to do the important stuff, like making my page invisible to alabaster users.

There used to be a button I found useful, but I can't remember what it was. Recent posts? Busy threads? Something of that sort. I remember it was invaluable in the days when I was a regular candidate for number one poster - which is something else I can't find. [edit -" > seems to be sort of it...but where's the most posts in 24 hours, and longest average posts in 24 hours bit?)

Ask h2g2 is serious now. Is there an Ask h2g2 Stupid questions page?

Other stuff, yeah, I don't even remember what other stuff I can't find.

Campaign for a towel smiley is dead, because we have a towel smiley. Where did everyone go from there?

The campaign for all sorts of other smileys, 1,001 uses for a lettuce, etc, etc have all gone because I rage quit years ago. Are deleted entries in any way recoverable now, like this account that wasn't recoverable at the BBC, but is here?

SBVM still exists, but job done. What do we do now we can't complain about censorship?

I can't even find the Classic Goo fan club!

Somebody ACE me?


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