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I do NOT have a spare cigarette

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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

Why do gypsies keep asking if I have a spare cigarette?

Of course I dont have a spare cigarette.

They're my cigarettes.

I want to smoke them.

If it were spare, it would still be in the shop.

There's no such thing as a spare cigarette, just smoked cigarettes and yet-to-be smoked cigarettes.

Do you have a spare cigarette?

Oh yes, of course, I have this one right here that I was never going to smoke.

C'mon, gimmie a break.


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