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I do NOT have a spare cigarette
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Started conversation Jan 14, 2006
Why do gypsies keep asking if I have a spare cigarette?
Of course I dont have a spare cigarette.
They're my cigarettes.
I want to smoke them.
If it were spare, it would still be in the shop.
There's no such thing as a spare cigarette, just smoked cigarettes and yet-to-be smoked cigarettes.
Do you have a spare cigarette?
Oh yes, of course, I have this one right here that I was never going to smoke.
C'mon, gimmie a break.
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