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Hi there folks!

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Welcome to my comfy little corner of H2G2. Please do make yourself at home, have some smiley - or smiley - (or maybe something a little stronger smiley - smiley - ) Feel free to wander around and comment on stuff if you want.

Hope that you're having a lovely day smiley -


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P.S Have been doing my sums smiley - and.....19x2+7+1-4=42

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Some stuff about me.....

I'm 23, although most of the bouncers in Newcastle seem to think I look much younger and consequently ID me whenever I'm out. While this is rather a pain at the moment, I guess I'll be thankful when I hit 40 and look many years younger!

Am also a student. A PhD student to be exact smiley - . So if all goes according to plan and my head doesn't explode smiley - in a couple of years I shall be Mistress Marmalade PhD smiley - . However in the meantime I'm w*rking extremely hard and being rather poor smiley -

Things which I like....smiley -

The Simpsons
Books and reading
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smiley - Workie Ticket in particular (local Newcastle Brew)
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.....and socks
Wallace and Gromit
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Things which I don't like....smiley -

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Nuts - or rather they don't like me

Some random stuff.....

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My current favourite joke.....smiley -

What do you call a smiley - with no eye?

Fsh!!!smiley -

Works better out loud than written downsmiley -

What am I reading at the moment?

Enigma. The battle for the code by Hugh Sebag-Montifiore

What have I read recently?

Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkein
Mr Nice by Howard Marks

Current favourite quote.....

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat!
Lily Tomlin


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