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Welcome to cottage no.3 at Village de la Vavoom belonging to Titania, queen of elves

The first thing you see as you step in is a small hall, with a cuckoo clock on the wall.

Continue into the living room, with a lot of comfortable armchairs, and a painting of Dorian Gray

If you still haven't bumped into the proprietor, continue into the kitchen, where you can always count on being served smiley - and scones!

...and if I'm not in, please step out into the garden...

Still no sign of me?

Try looking in the Church Meadow next to the cottage, covered by bluebells, giving the cottage its name...

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