the so called dark ages

Ooh, hello thats a nice dress you're wearing!Executioner poised to chop off m'Lady's head

The So Called 'Dark Ages'

What actually really happened between 500AD and 900AD?

Was it simply the departure of the romans and the invasions of the Anglo Saxons, Vikings and the Danes that pluged1 this country backwards?

How much credence can be given to the superplume theory? I'm going on a journey backwards and forwards,up at least as far as I can reach in my stockinged feet and down as far as is currently legal with the aid of my own (patented)elastic time to get an accurate picture of the time no-one seems to mention.Care to come with me? If you've ticked the 'Can't be arsed' box,would it be beyond you to feed the cat once in a while?

The Lady Lowena Story2

Currently living with me after she fell through a portal on Hackney marshes whilst escaping from the dark knight to whom she was due to be betrothed with her real love Sir Larksalot. As you will see from my journal entries she comes from the sixth century and speaks only Latin and a little Beowulf3. That's why I can freely state the woman is the most arrogant, petty, cunning, spiteful, scheming, melodramatic female I have ever met. And that, fellow researchers means that I am now in second place.

Terribly Important

Can't believe I didn't mention that I am, in season and out of season for ever and anon absolutely (definitely unfathomably), a Spurs supporter.
Football star in sunglasses
This is an as essential thing about me as my own birthweight and the fact that I have a scar on my left eyebrow where my cousin Stephen hit me with a golf club.

The Other Thing I Must Mention

I'm Cornish, seven-eighths Cornish. (But the other seven go back a long,long way.) Get that lavender out of my house IMMEDIATELY..

A Poem

Whilst everyone else lives in war-torn cities 
Miserable,hungry,downtrodden trudges 
Why is it,with Armageddon fast looming 
That I'm sitting here laughing while you pour the tea? 

1pluged is an ancient Anglo Saxon term and not NOT a spelling mishtaje. Believe was spelt that way too but it meant I am absolutely sure you are wrong in your opinions but I will fight to the death for your right to hold them,wrongly.2Copywrite Lady Lowena 20023What a cute little Beowulf


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