allow to introduce you to... (big drumroll)
...me (audience boos and hisses)
the only slightly interesting or mind boggling about me is that there isn't. i play bass for a small band and wrte songs about my grannies underpants (all respect to my grannie, recently deceased.)I like noodles, hawain shirts and ska. i also like spike protector of chicken bla bla bla (can't be bothered to say her whole name.) i like concerts, i like my girlfriend slightly less than i did last week and i think i like you, though i am waiting with baited breath to find out.
when i grow up i want to be a crocodile, the yellow pages or my auntie's old history teacher.
bye (huge applause and suggestive whistles)


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