what's happening? where am i? i pressed a button and now im here! help..!...

okayy...pant...i'm calm now...may i offer you some cake or perhaps a ale if you prefer it...i'll clarify who i am when i get over the shock of what has just happened because i can only just handle who you are <VIEWER/>...sorry

hullo. i'm not sure whats going on, but apparently i am on the internet, wow. apparantly i am researcher 229557 though i have now rectified that my name is infact solitary potto. i think i am supposed to tell you about my self, but if i explained in depth you would probly want to peel off the entire top layer of your skin, jump into a vat of boiling vinigar roll in a pile of caster sugar and then go and beat a wasps nest repeatedly with a stick of kendal mint cake, so i'll keep it short. i am about so high, with black and green hair full of half dreadlocks, paper clips and tiny people that tell me to burn things. i think i am the lead guitarist in a small rock/grunge band, though i may have dreamt it and i may have dreamt this so let me know if i havent, i like rock music in most forms, dark comedy and staring at the ground, i dont like trends, pop music and most people.
thankyou for bothering, peace out.

ps. let me introduce my pixies, there are are thirteen in all because i recently put one into the care of a lovely person called omy. its difficult to introduce them all, but i can asure you they are all very plaesed to meet youfairy
pps. if you come across a strange person hanging around h2g2 who's name is somthing to do with peaches and talks about cirlces, you are talking to him at your own risk!! he is a strange boy at my school who sings in the band, i apologise for any mental or emotional damage caused! peacesignmod


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