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BioHi. My name is some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one, Patron Saint of Brevity and Keeper of Drunks, Fools and Ships named Enterprise. I am also a priest in the Church of Weekendism, Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and fluffy bunnies, Wizard of All Things Technological... except turning on the toaster and a member of the Ministry of Sitting on Our Backsides and Doing Sod-All and have recently created the H2G2 Linux Users' Group

My name isn't entirely true. It wasn't five nights.ObservationI recently noticed that on a telephone, using the numbers with letters on and numbers themselves, H2G2 translates to 4242. Appropriate, isn't it?

Oh. And you can get from my user number to 42 by: -9-1-9+61=42 Interesting linksResearchers' Birthdays - A page I've created to list birthdays of researchers so that we can celebrate them.

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- PS of IntrospectionSaint Salem Saberhagen - PS of Indomitable SpiritsSaint sea - PS of the Easily AmusedSaint Sergeant Mushroom - PS of Biker CatsSaint Seven of Nine - PS of EmpathySaint Shea the Sarcastic - PS of the KlutzySaint Silent Bob - PS of the Silent MajoritySaint So Long and Thanks for the Fish - PS of Everlasting LoyaltySaint Spook - PS of Sex and Doctor WhoSaint Sporky - PS of Creative TruthsSaint Taco-Chako - PS of Mixed MetaphorsSaint Taffy Boy - PS of Annoying Welsh SheepSaint Tashalls - PS of NormalitySaint Technicolor - PS of the Morally MoribundSaint The Average Joe No One Ever Suspects - PS of Tacky Tourist SouveniersSaint The Mask - PS of Alter-egosSaint The Great Luna - PS of Sci-fi FansSaint The Librarian - PS of Dimensionally ChallengedSaint The Theory - PS of the SnowSaint Thistle - PS of Prickly PersonalitiesSaint Thomas - PS of Small Shiny ThingsSaint Tide - PS of Snack Foods & Small AnimalsSaint Trin - PS of Files Not Found and Socket ErrorsSaint Triv - PS of Merry-Go-AroundsSaint Tuarinn Chaplin - PS of Silly PuttySaint Uber Phreak - PS of Those Who Live in The Middle of No Where With Nothing To Do On The WeekendsSaint Underground Caroline - PS of the Terminally StarstruckSaint Uniqua - PS of Magical Children's DreamsSaint Vidmaster - PS of DreamsSaint Vince - PS of of the Indecisive & NyphomaniacsSaint Wampus - PS of ApathySaint Wilson Brown-Bear - PS of the Unbearably DepressedSaint Wowbagger - PS of Toons You Can Never Quite RecallSaint ZOE - PS of Multiple PersonalitiesREQUEST YOUR OWN GUARDIAN ANGEL!The code for a list of this typeThe 167 -1 proud Members of Clan ThingiteClive the flying ostrich - Warlordacidbath - Grand VisierParrferris - Minister of Defence (and Occasional Offence)Amy - High Priestess of Thing and   General in Charge of External AffairsThe Gook - Sir Loin, Master at ArmsInkwash - Speaker of the UnderpassShea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard   and Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-erHappyDude - Camp FollowerMike - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide SquadAverage Joe - Thingite Tactical AdvisorM'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred AleSad, Mad or Bad - Bearer of PennantsUncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / WitchfinderLady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon DivisionThing - Guardian of the Sacred ThornSt. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good IdeasEkki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThingAcolyte Hezher - High Chocolater PixieMinister of Occasional TablesHiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things ThingyEris - Resident DeitySir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit   and Kight Errant of the Thingite CauseKatie of the Redheads - Donna and MotherSt Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich MakerSir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra   and Knight Errant of the Thingite CauseE G Mel - The Maker of Small Electric GadgetsQueen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of SmiliesIce - Thingite Neuro-SurgeonYeliab - Thingite EngineerABI (!!!) - Captain of ReconnaissanceFrankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda ChiefJoe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War MachineDastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite LegionsBusterbone - Warden of the Pound; Lobber of dogs. 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