Shorty's just a nickname...

...I'm actually 5'5''. Yeah, I know that you guys are probably like "Big whoop". But it's nickname from my darling sister when I was shorter than her. Stress on the "was." smiley - tongueout


Well, I love music - I play the flute, the piccolo, the keyboard, tin whistle, and I know two chords on the guitar (hey, I'm working on it!). smiley - winkeye I listen to the radio. I like to sing. I also like to make up my own stuff! smiley - laugh I also love hanging out with my friends. smiley - hug This year I am a junior (16) at Manheim Township High School (for those of you who don't know that's in Lancater, Pennsylvania, USA). I don't really play any sports, but in gym I like playing field hockey, handball, ultimate frisbee, soccer... smiley - winkeye I enjoy swimming and biking, and occasionally hiking (at least the Cascades in Virginia). I love animals (especially bunnies smiley - bunny) and I collect dust. I also love taking pictures and acting.smiley - biggrin

We're all one big happy family here. In fact, some of my family *is* on here: my mommy, Lady Scott†, my sister, Amy †, and my smiley - bunny, Toffee. I also have an "adopted" sister way out in sunny California, Amy Pawloski.

Meet my wolf puppy, Zoe

She's incredibly cute and very sweet.smiley - biggrin I got her from my sister Amy †.

A wolf

Various Organizations I'm involved in

I'm an ACE, or Assistant Community Editor, here at the Guide. That basically means that I'm a volunteer meet-and-greet person here at h2g2. The ACEs are a lovely group of people, visit one!

If I'm not in
here are other Aces,
who would love to help you

If you have a question about this great site or just wanna say "hi," go ahead, don't be shy.
I look forward to hearing from you. A cuppa tea will be waiting.
If you can catch it.
There it goes:

smiley - tea

H2G2 Christians

Keepers --I'm the keeper of photography and bunnies. smiley - bunny

The Muse Homepage --I'm the Muse of Flutists! smiley - biggrin

The Musicians' Guild

Northeast Researcher's Group

The H2G2 Symphony Orchestra -- I play the flute.

Thingite Manifesto --Vive la revoloution!!

Visit a member of the Clan Thingite!

The Proud Members of Clan ThingiteClive the flying ostrich - Warlordacidbath - Grand VisierParrferris - Minister of Defence (& Occasional Offence)Amy - High Priestess of Thing &   General in Charge of External AffairsShea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard   & Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-erThe Gook - Sir Loin, Master at ArmsBob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide SquadLady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon DivisionHappyDude - Camp FollowerInkwash - Speaker of the UnderpassSt. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)Average Joe - Thingite Tactical AdvisorÞing - Guardian of the Sacred ThornM'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred AleEkki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThingUncle Heavy - Sergeant MajorJon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good IdeasAcolyte Hezher - High Chocolater PixieMinister of Occasional TablesHiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things ThingySir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit   & Kight Errant of the Thingite CauseEris - Resident DeityKatie of the Redheads - Donna and MotherSt Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich MakerSir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra   & Knight Errant of the Thingite CauseE G Mel - The Maker of Small Electric GadgetsQueen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of SmiliesIce - Thingite Neuro-SurgeonYeliab - Thingite EngineerABI (!!!) - Captain of ReconnaissanceFrankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda ChiefJoe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War MachineDastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite LegionsBusterbone - Warden of the Pound; Lobber of dogs. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake and   D. Pres. for Flicking Rubber Bands.Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)   for the Court of ThingAnnette - Official Chinchilla TrainerPu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite Calendar(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of CarrotsCyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys   and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline AcupuncturistsJoanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star GazerPeregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite LegionsTwinkle - Official Thingite TeleportationistAngelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic   Weaponry for the Thingite LegionsShorty - Tamer/Trainer of KremlinPhreako - Official Pigeon TrainerTuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillynessw85 - Thingite Master of Ceremoniesfred_smith - Professor of Surreal WeaponryephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist   for all Things ThingyRootitoot - Thingite Trumpet HeraldOttox - Official Thingite NemesisDemon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite CouncilGranny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites   and Mother in Law from HellEx-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths   (Parrot trooper)Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (& Diviner of Dark Magics!)Thing - Thingite GatEngländer - Thingite of No ThingsBluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condimentsfords_prefect - Drinker of TeaJoe - Priest of Bovine-Related RitualsBina-baby - Wearer of All Things PurpleDr E Vibenstein - Doctor of ThingismMr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant   of Un-Opened Cans of WhuppassSulk - Faithful Hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,   Grand Visier of ThingDreamchild Warspasam - Minister for   Unnecessary Macho Posturinglemodog - Captain of Every Wibble of the YearI'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the GunbladeSam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer of CalendarsInfinity - Thingite Grand High WitchPablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of Bar-SnacksPlastic Squirrel - Worrier of PigeonsTabitca - Official Thingite CatFred the Badger - Official Thingite BartenderCroz T Scout - ThingNet System AdministratorThe Doctor - Head of ConfusionSt Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive ServerMarch Hare Commander of the Thingite LemmingsVidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite CauseCasey - Bomber Squadron LeaderLuvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless NumbersSnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and SorceressBubbles - Wandering Theoretical MindBatty - Thingite Adawehi of NuyagiEx Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian and Scaled BeastieMaW - Thingite Dance Troupe ChoreographerIron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smithsome bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name   and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one   - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and Fluffy BunniesFABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special OperationsMookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and JusticeIncrease Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silences in the Court of ThingCaptain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little peopleAvenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics SupporterEngels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and SpiffynessJiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare and Confusing ConversationsLifson - Thingite WebmasterCabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust   Fumes and Other Noxious SubstancesStrider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of ThingiesRat - Official Thingite BlokeKnifee - Thingite in Charge of Stuff You Shouldn't Run WithDragonfly - Official Unofficial ThingiteErnie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf Who Was Born on a ThingEggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher FanaticMrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management   Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzydoreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble, Pagan Younger   and Official Pooper ScooperSmilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant of the Thingite ArmyIago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)Michele - Purveyor of Oscillating GyroscopesRipper - Veteran Soditite Specialist and   Navigator of High-Speed Inanimate Objects   (Including But Not Limited to Walls and Bus Stops)Balsac - The Wrinkled RetainerCandi - Mistress of TittersClelba - Spigot NodulatorLady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist and Offical Spork EngraverSergeant Mushroom - Sergeant MushroomCybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason OfficerCarl - Official undead zombie chiken of Thing (ex partie)United Friends of H2G2space

I am a member of the
Classic Goo Fan Club

Fun places to go and things to do


Just Who Is Watching Over Your Shoulder...?

And how many forums do you have to answer?

smiley - smileysmiley - winkeyesmiley - biggrinsmiley - tongueout Which Smileys do you like? smiley - grovelsmiley - sillysmiley - weirdsmiley - wow

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Who has a birthday today? Go on -- add your own!

Go for the GOO!

People I know (and have come to love! smiley - winkeye)

It's in alphabetical order so no complaining! (unless you want on the list smiley - tongueout) People! And I know them!Amy†Amy PawloskiBobClive the Flying OstrichDragonflyEllyEkkiErisEvilRoyThe GookHappyDudeLady Scott†March HareOttoxParrferrisShea the SarcasticThe TheoryUncle Heavy

SMILE! smiley - biggrin

Here's another little tidbit 'bout me. I LOVE smileys! smiley - laugh I use them all the time. smiley - smiley So throughout my page, you will see a lot of them. smiley - silly Don't be scared. smiley - tongueout I am just a very happy person. smiley - wow

Bye! smiley - ok


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