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When you have their full attention in your grip, their hearts and minds will follow

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The 2006 - 2011 Halloween Anagramathon

This was the banner celebrating Halloween comprised of my pumpkin carvings. The Post put it together for the 2008 season. I'm rather proud of it so I'm displaying it here permanently. Each year as the evenings draw in and Halloween approaches, it rises up, zombie-like to the top of my page

I'm a big supporter of the Halloween H2G2 Annual Anagramathon - where for about a week or so - most people rearrange their names to alter-egos using only the same letters. Here is a list of my prior incarnations by year:

Appearing as clive the flying ostrich

  • For Halloween 2006: Evil Girl of Itchy Stench
  • For Halloween 2007: Thighs of Electric Vinyl

Appearing as Clive the flying ostrich the Thingite Warlord

  • For Halloween 2008: Lycan nightlife dices vet, twilight horror!!smiley - fullmoon

Appearing as Clive the flying ostrich: Thingite warlord emeritus - Halloween Anagram

  • For Halloween 2009: A wailing wraith's lament frightens the evil mayor (necrotic elder ghoul)smiley - ghost

Appearing as Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath

  • For Halloween 2010: At Vengeful Impostor: Mythic Hairy Hellcatsmiley - cat
Appearing as Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath. Damn we are good - employed at last!

  • For Halloween 2011:Sloppy Alchemy Mantra and way-Evil Tome of The Damned: ilegal cut-throat orgies!smiley - book


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