Live from Nowhere in 3... 2.. 1...

Because the thing is stupid, that's why... I am not going to say it you sonuva... Oh, foop, are we on? Dang.

Hello folks, my name is Zeno, the Wonder Ferret, and this is my space.

And now, for my next trick, I will conjure a list of my likes and dislikes from this simple bag onna stick, that was supposed to be a hat.

Likes: The Hitchhiker novels (obviously!), Monty Python, Kids in the hall, the band Grey Colours (ahh, cheap and shamless promotion at work!), and even though it goes against most of my better instincts, the confederate flag.

Dislikes: Tyrannical facists (government, overbaring parents, school, suchlike) and that "Soy Bomb" footage.

Thank you, thank call for applause
{Somewhere in the distance, a cricket chirps.}
{A Lone tumbleweed rolls on and off stage.}

Yes, I do suffer from a mild degree of insanity, since you ask.

That's all the information I think I'll be able to get away with for right now.

WARNING! SHAMEFUL AND CHEAP SELF-PROMOTION FOLLOWS!!!!" > The source for all of my things... such as they are.

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