Enter the Realm of Culdasac


Your are now entering the Chamber of Monkeys. Yes, I did say monkeys. Here you will learn about the Master of our monkey friends. Some of the things you see here may be frightening, or maybe even shocking. Enter at your own risk.

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Just a little about the Master

  • I'm a 17 year old male living in the middle of nowhere.
  • I enjoy many hours with my rabid monkeys.
  • I like to teach others the joys and advantages to monkeys
  • I'm always up for a good old fashion duel.
  • Long baths at night with...You guessed it, Monkeys
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    My Dueling Inventories

    Dueling (Monkey)

    Dueling (Non-Monkey)

    My Titles in H2G2

  • I'm the Official Jester for the Knights of H2G2
  • I'm the Owner of the Monkey Shop
  • I'm a member of the H2G2 Super Heros with Animal Communication Super Powers
  • I am the Patron Saint of Duelling
  • I have at tent pitched at "The Campsite" (Pitch 122)
  • I am a member of the The Zaphodistas' crew
  • I am the Professor of Monkey Managment at smiley - monsterU. Because a Monkey is a smiley - monster's best friend.
  • I am the Muse of Monkey Trainers
  • I'm the Official Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute
  • I am an Official Lurker of H2G2
  • UnOfficial h2g2 Lurker

  • I am the Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army
  • I have posted application in 5 groups, I hope to add to the list soon
  • Links in H2G2

    The Knights of H2G2

    Loderunner, My monkey friend

    The Monkey Shop

    Goose's Page

    Mystrunner's Page



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    The 137 -1 proud Members of Clan ThingiteClive the flying ostrich - Warlordacidbath - Grand VisierParrferris - Minister of Defence (& Occasional Offence)Amy - High Priestess of Thing &   General in Charge of External AffairsThe Gook - Sir Loin, Master at ArmsInkwash - Speaker of the UnderpassShea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard   & Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-erHappyDude - Camp FollowerMike - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide SquadAverage Joe - Thingite Tactical AdvisorM'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred AleSad, Mad or Bad - Bearer of PennantsUncle Heavy - Sergeant MajorLady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon DivisionÞing - Guardian of the Sacred ThornSt. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good IdeasEkki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThingAcolyte Hezher - High Chocolater PixieMinister of Occasional TablesHiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things ThingyEris - Resident DeitySir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit   & Kight Errant of the Thingite CauseKatie of the Redheads - Donna and MotherSt Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich MakerSir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra   & Knight Errant of the Thingite CauseE G Mel - The Maker of Small Electric GadgetsQueen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of SmiliesIce - Thingite Neuro-SurgeonYeliab - Thingite EngineerABI (!!!) - Captain of ReconnaissanceFrankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda ChiefJoe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War MachineDastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite LegionsBusterbone - Warden of the Pound; Lobber of dogs. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake and   D. Pres. for Flicking Rubber Bands.Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)   for the Court of ThingAnnette - Official Chinchilla TrainerPu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on   Thingite Calendar(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of CarrotsCyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys   and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline AcupuncturistsJoanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star GazerPeregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite LegionsTwinkle - Official Thingite TeleportationistAngelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic   Weaponry for the Thingite LegionsShorty - Tamer/Trainer of KremlinPhreako - Official Pigeon TrainerTuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillynessw85 - Thingite Master of Ceremoniesfred_smith - Professor of Surreal WeaponryephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist   for all Things ThingyRootitoot - Thingite Trumpet HeraldOttox - Official Thingite NemesisDemon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine   Irish Thingite CouncilGranny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites   and Mother in Law from HellEx-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths   (Parrot trooper)Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (& Diviner of Dark Magics!)Thing - Thingite GatEngländer - Thingite of No ThingsBluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condimentsfords_prefect - Drinker of TeaJoe - Priest of Bovine-Related RitualsBina-baby - Wearer of All Things PurpleDr E Vibenstein - Doctor of ThingismMr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant   of Un-Opened Cans of WhuppassSulk - Faithful Hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,   Grand Visier of ThingDreamchild Warspasam - Minister for   Unnecessary Macho Posturinglemodog - Captain of Every Wibble of the YearI'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the GunbladeSam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -   Thingite Alterer of CalendarsInfinity - Thingite Grand High WitchPablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of Bar-SnacksPlastic Squirrel - Worrier of PigeonsTabitca - Official Thingite CatFred the Badger - Official Thingite BartenderCroz T Scout - ThingNet System AdministratorThe Doctor - Head of ConfusionSt Niwt - Amphibious Warden for   the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive ServerMarch Hare Commander of the Thingite LemmingsVidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite CauseCasey - Bomber Squadron LeaderLuvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless NumbersSnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and SorceressBubbles - Wandering Theoretical MindBatty - Thingite Adawehi of NuyagiEx Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian   and Scaled BeastieMaW - Thingite Dance Troupe ChoreographerIron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smithsome bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,   pithy name and spent five sleepless   nights trying but couldn't think of one   - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and Fluffy BunniesFABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special OperationsMookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and JusticeIncrease Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silencesin the Court of ThingCaptain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little peopleAvenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics SupporterEngels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and SpiffynessJiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare andConfusing ConversationsLifson - Thingite WebmasterCabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust   Fumes and Other Noxious SubstancesStrider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of ThingiesRat - Official Thingite BlokeKnifee - Thingite in Charge of Stuff You Shouldn't Run WithDragonfly - Official Unofficial ThingiteErnie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little ElfWho Was Born on a ThingEggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher FanaticMrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management   Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzydoreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble,   Pagan Younger and Official Pooper ScooperSmilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant   of the Thingite ArmyIago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)Michele - Purveyor of Oscillating Gyroscopes   and Thingite Postmistress GeneralRipper - Veteran Soditite Specialist and   Navigator of High-Speed Inanimate Objects   (Including But Not Limited to Walls and Bus Stops)Balsac - The Wrinkled RetainerCandi - Mistress of TittersClelba - Spigot NodulatorLady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist and Offical Spork EngraverSergeant Mushroom - Sergeant MushroomCybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason OfficerCarl - Official undead zombie chicken of Thing (ex partie)Leeneh - BornonthingBa'alzamon - Lord of the Underworld,   and all things Dark and SlimyYar Kramer - Summary SummonerElle - Thingite Espionage AgentGalen - Official Banisher of SoditOne Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer   in Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories   and Shiny Gardening ToolsTORG - Lord High Slapper of Wrists and   Knitter of Belly-Button FluffMr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer of Laziness and   Giver-Outer-er of Excuses for Being LazyGreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson   to/from the Questions Only ThreadTHE KID - Romancer of the Realm of The RidiculousNeobrad - Thingite Biro ConsultantKaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak and   Follower of Richard Marx-ismMr Legion - Secretary of Evil for the Thingite CauseFadookie the Froody - The Shah of Great Boo-hally,   Vice President of the Department of Vice and Strife,   Coveter of Llamas, Newbie ExtraordinaireVicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader to The Thingite ClanKerrAvon- Thingite in Charge of Revoltionary Misspelt GraffettttiSir Culdasac Commander of the Thingite Monkey ArmySir Stu Chef of the Thingites

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