A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted May 20, 2002
*shrugs*
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shagbark Posted May 21, 2002
the captain must be quite a guy to have seperate bathrooms for the men and for the lady 
s in his private quarters, eh
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Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted May 21, 2002
true, i hope they are clearly marked. it's easy to make mistakes like that when you are 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted May 22, 2002
For that matter there's quite a few around here that make that mistake while sober! 
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Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted May 22, 2002
why are you looking at me like that! i have never done that before!
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 22, 2002
Different bathrooms but only ONE shower. For esses mistaking fellow esses for s...
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 23, 2002
I would like to join the crew. Me and my monkeys could serve well. Permission to come aboard Capitan?
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The ghost Posted May 23, 2002
Pierce is around somewhere on his flying carpet. Till he returns, why don't you wait down in the lighthouse bar.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 23, 2002
...Absolutely...Positively...DEFINITELY
NO RABID ANIMALS ALLOWED on this vessel
ESPECIALLY NOT MONKEYS.
Check out this guys space Cap'n...
he enjoys taking baths with RABID MONKEYS...
If he brings ANY monkeys on board,
they had better be good transatlantic swimmers
and well versed in 
boxing.
NO MONKEYS.
'nuff said.
alec.
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 23, 2002
Do you remember the Gibraltar-monkeys when Kes erased their rock?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 23, 2002
No monkeys... 
*Looks out of the nearest window.*
Pack it up guys! You gotta' go! Watch out for that shark! *CRUNCH* ... Ah well, it's not like sharks are an endangered species or anything...
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 23, 2002
the monkeys can go, but can I still come aboard?
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 23, 2002
That's fine by me 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 23, 2002
you shall be welcome
- and if you have 
recrash vaccinate those monkeys of yours they shall be welcome too
could come in handy when we have to change sails at windforce 12
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Karvarii Posted May 23, 2002
Can I join, please?
I'll be good... *was it supposed to be bad?* ss!
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 23, 2002
Thank you sir, I'll get those monkeys their shots ASAP!
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 23, 2002
*
for the new crew members*
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 23, 2002
...There is only one type of 'shot' that works
on a rabid monkey.
alec.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 25, 2002
would that be a shot of Gammel Dansk perhaps, Alec?
Welcome Crocodilka 
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- 81: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (May 20, 2002)
- 82: shagbark (May 21, 2002)
- 83: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (May 21, 2002)
- 84: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (May 22, 2002)
- 85: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (May 22, 2002)
- 86: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 87: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 23, 2002)
- 88: The ghost (May 23, 2002)
- 89: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 23, 2002)
- 90: Floh Fortuneswell (May 23, 2002)
- 91: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 23, 2002)
- 92: Floh Fortuneswell (May 23, 2002)
- 93: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 23, 2002)
- 94: Floh Fortuneswell (May 23, 2002)
- 95: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 23, 2002)
- 96: Karvarii (May 23, 2002)
- 97: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 23, 2002)
- 98: Floh Fortuneswell (May 23, 2002)
- 99: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 23, 2002)
- 100: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 25, 2002)
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