Myself...
I find badgers infinitely interesting.
Haunted Castle...
I have a room in the Haunted Castle! Come by and hang out with me,
s, the 
s and the happy 
s here. (thank you Lurcher for that wonderful link!)
Nifty Pop-up Conversation Thingie!
Doilies...
I truly believe that the mysteries of the universe could be completely solved if governments were to start funding studies of doilies. What do we really know about the doily? How did it first come about? You may think that a doily is just some whimsical eyecatcher made of string or yarn, but have you really thought about it? Have you seen the dazed look on a persons face as they are making a doily? Hobby you say, craft??? NO NO! I submit that this is the dastardly insidious work of aliens!
Just take a minute to ponder the rationality behind doilies...THERE IS NONE! Really, it must be aliens.
I am not quite sure what their ultimate devilish goal is, nor what purpose is being served by having millions of witless humans make doilies...but we need to find out! We must make a stand now! DON'T BE ANOTHER DOILY SLAVE! 
Pastries
Pastries are highly underrated, and should be prescribed more often by the medical community to cure such illnesses as: Hamster Envy, Mis-matched Shoe Syndrome and Sports Allergies.
This candle is for Hope
It was for Mistadrong who had gotten himself lost and I kept it here to help guide him back. And he's back!!! YAY!!! Now I keep this candle here for all of us that have gone through difficult trials and tribulations in the past couple of years, and for those who are currently experiencing difficulties. Hope, it leads us out of the dark places and into the light...I AM A THINGITE! YOU SHOULD BE TOO! HERE ARE SOME MORE:
The proud Members of Clan ThingiteClive the flying ostrich - Warlordacidbath - Grand VisierParrferris - Minister of Defence (& Occasional Offence)Amy - High Priestess of Thing & General in Charge of External AffairsThe Gook - Sir Loin, Master at ArmsInkwash - Speaker of the UnderpassShea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard & Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-erHappyDude - Camp FollowerBob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide SquadAverage Joe - Thingite Tactical AdvisorM'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred AleSad, Mad or Bad - Bearer of PennantsUncle Heavy - Sergeant MajorLady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon DivisionÞing - Guardian of the Sacred ThornSt. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good IdeasEkki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThingAcolyte Hezher - High Chocolater PixieMinister of Occasional TablesHiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things ThingyEris - Resident DeitySir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit & Kight Errant of the Thingite CauseKatie of the Redheads - Donna and MotherSt Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich MakerSir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra & Knight Errant of the Thingite CauseE G Mel - The Maker of Small Electric GadgetsQueen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of SmiliesIce - Thingite Neuro-SurgeonYeliab - Thingite EngineerABI (!!!) - Captain of ReconnaissanceFrankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda ChiefJoe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War MachineDastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite LegionsBusterbone - Warden of the Pound; Lobber of dogs. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake and D. Pres. for Flicking Rubber Bands.Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves) for the Court of ThingAnnette - Official Chinchilla TrainerPu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite Calendar(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed, Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of CarrotsCyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline AcupuncturistsJoanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star GazerPeregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite LegionsTwinkle - Official Thingite TeleportationistAngelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic Weaponry for the Thingite LegionsShorty - Tamer/Trainer of KremlinPhreako - Official Pigeon TrainerTuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillynessw85 - Thingite Master of Ceremoniesfred_smith - Professor of Surreal WeaponryephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist for all Things ThingyRootitoot - Thingite Trumpet HeraldOttox - Official Thingite NemesisDemon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite CouncilGranny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites and Mother in Law from HellEx-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths (Parrot trooper)Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (& Diviner of Dark Magics!)Thing - Thingite GatEngländer - Thingite of No ThingsBluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condimentsfords_prefect - Drinker of TeaJoe - Priest of Bovine-Related RitualsBina-baby - Wearer of All Things PurpleDr E Vibenstein - Doctor of ThingismMr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant of Un-Opened Cans of WhuppassSulk - Faithful Hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, Grand Visier of ThingDreamchild Warspasam - Minister for Unnecessary Macho Posturinglemodog - Captain of Every Wibble of the YearI'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the GunbladeSam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer of CalendarsInfinity - Thingite Grand High WitchPablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of Bar-SnacksPlastic Squirrel - Worrier of PigeonsTabitca - Official Thingite CatFred the Badger - Official Thingite BartenderCroz T Scout - ThingNet System AdministratorThe Doctor - Head of ConfusionSt Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive ServerMarch Hare Commander of the Thingite LemmingsVidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite CauseCasey - Bomber Squadron LeaderLuvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless NumbersSnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and SorceressBubbles - Wandering Theoretical MindBatty - Thingite Adawehi of NuyagiEx Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian and Scaled BeastieMaW - Thingite Dance Troupe ChoreographerIron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smithsome bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and Fluffy BunniesFABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special OperationsMookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and JusticeIncrease Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silences in the Court of ThingCaptain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little peopleAvenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics SupporterEngels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and SpiffynessJiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare and Confusing ConversationsLifson - Thingite WebmasterCabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust Fumes and Other Noxious SubstancesStrider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of ThingiesRat - Official Thingite BlokeKnifee - Thingite in Charge of Stuff You Shouldn't Run WithDragonfly - Official Unofficial ThingiteErnie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf Who Was Born on a ThingEggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher FanaticMrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzydoreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble, Pagan Younger and Official Pooper ScooperSmilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant of the Thingite ArmyIago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)Michele - Purveyor of Oscillating Gyroscopes and Thingite Postmistress GeneralRipper - Veteran Soditite Specialist and Navigator of High-Speed Inanimate Objects (Including But Not Limited to Walls and Bus Stops)Balsac - The Wrinkled RetainerCandi - Mistress of TittersClelba - Spigot NodulatorLady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist and Offical Spork EngraverSergeant Mushroom - Sergeant MushroomCybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason OfficerCarl - Official undead zombie chicken of Thing (ex partie)Leeneh - BornonthingBa'alzamon - Lord of the Underworld, and all things Dark and SlimyYar Kramer - Summary SummonerElle - Thingite Espionage AgentGalen - Official Banisher of SoditOne Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer in Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories and Shiny Gardening ToolsTORG - Lord High Slapper of Wrists and Knitter of Belly-Button FluffMr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer of Laziness and Giver-Outer-er of Excuses for Being Lazy
My full title here on h2g2 is: Michele - Doily Mogul, Ace, Keeper of Reverse Hiccups and all that is Chartreuse, Cabin Girl on the ship 'Blood of the Zaphodista', Thingite Purveyor of Oscillating Gyroscopes and Postmistress General. There I think I've filled you in on all of the really important stuff. I am a graphic artist, and I reside in Overland Park, Kansas (a suburb of Kansas City - on the Kansas side of the state line). And I really enjoy discussing any topic that includes the word "quaff".".
Thank you,Michele
(Here's my Silver Railgun Award that Wargamer gave to me! WOOHOO!!!! YAY!!! YIPPEEEE!!!
)Gee Michele - what time is it in Kansas?
I thought you'd never ask! For time conversions check out this really nifty cool-groovy link to the World Time Server
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| The h2g2 RPG Club | Apr 5, 2008 |
| Michele`s Fan Club | Oct 10, 2007 |
| Urgent, Co-MAPP Business... | Nov 29, 2005 |
| hi there! | Mar 7, 2005 |
| hallo | Jan 18, 2005 |
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| Fruit and vegetable shortage in the U.K. | No Posting | Feb 28, 2023 |
| Here come the cicadas | No Posting | Apr 6, 2021 |
| The singing princess | No Posting | Mar 24, 2021 |
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