Greetings Carbon-Based Lifeforms
Warning! You approached the space of The Keeper. Any insanity you witness here is all in your imagination. And so are the flying pigs. My humble little space welcomes any of those brave (or foolish) enough to remain. My page is here for all of you, and I hope you enjoy it. If you smell something in the air, it's genius. Or raw sewage. I am 18 years of age, and my friend, Mystrunner, said that this site was a blast! I am human (or am I?) and spend my time mocking people who do stupid things. I am very glad to be a part of h2g2, and I hope to write a few articles. Like the saying goes, "There is a thin line between genius and insanity." My reply is, "There's a line?!?!?!"Titles
I'm a MuG, a member of the h2g2 Musicians Guild.
The Musicians Guild is a virtual club for musicians, singers, composers, and other
music aficionados at h2g2.
I am, as previously stated, 17 years old. I enjoy playing my trombone and singing in various musicals.
I play the trombone and sing. I enjoy listening to "Weird" Al Yankovic.
My Inventory
- Black gauntlets with Chaos Emeralds mounted on the back.
- Silver foxhead amulet(protects me from magic attacks. know when it is working when it is cold against chest.)
- Multitude of dangerous squeaky toys
- Tapes of Richard Simmons workouts and CD's of Michael Jackson
- Plush Barney and Teletubbie toys
- Large bladed scythe
- Three ruby hilted daggers from Shadar Logoth(blades tainted with enough evil to destroy trust in anyone. Can kill anything with a single scratch. Causes the victim to bloat up and rot. Be careful!)
- Whip chain(curved blade attached to a long chain)
- Holy hand grenade(1) -WARNING! IN CASE OF EMERGENCY ONLY!-
- Bouquet of flowers(daisies, roses, and the like)
- Mysterious Item(an object so strange and mystifying that even I don't know what it does or what it looks like)
- Deck of Duel Monster cards(from Yu-Gi-Oh!)
- Book titled: "Dark Arts for Dummies"
- Dimensional transporter that takes things to Goose's evil world
- One Irish Flute
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| So Mat Cauthon likes rubber duckies, eh? | Dec 12, 2002 |
| EXCUSE ME! | Dec 4, 2002 |
| PUB CRAWL | Oct 24, 2002 |
| Greetings Guse! | Oct 20, 2002 |
| Party in the Woods | Oct 12, 2002 |
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| Registration | Jan 15, 2003 | Apr 9, 2004 |
| Hey, I'm really fast | May 23, 2002 | Nov 30, 2003 |
| Terranic Gov. HQ | Jan 4, 2003 | Jul 21, 2003 |
| Sign up for terranic government | Dec 4, 2002 | May 1, 2003 |
| R & D | Oct 10, 2002 | Apr 26, 2003 |
Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys
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