A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 22, 2002
...er ...nor did winnie EVER allow himself to be
photographed with a bucket stuck to his foot
whilst handcuffed to a small dog
come on snowy...
BATTY !!
alec.
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 22, 2002
And I thought I was handcuffed to Alec at first 
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 22, 2002
...oh batty
just to say thankyou so much for your invaluable assistance
without which none of this would have been possible...
oh...and would you be so kind as to unlock the 'esposas'
here and allow snowyand i to go our separate ways...
What are you doing with that supersoaker batty?
now ...lets be calm, just put it down and unlock us... er
please??
alec.
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 22, 2002
Yes, please. Then you have another pair of handcuffs left over 
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Batty_ACE Posted May 23, 2002
'esposas'??? 
did you marry snowy while everyone was busy drinking??
*takes the handcuffs off of Alec and wanders off leaving him alone with his esposa* 
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 23, 2002
...and about time too...
*picks up super soaker and takes careful aim*
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 23, 2002
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
its
its
its..... fizzy???
its.....
??
its.....in my eyes!!
*fires back at the 
ing 
(can't see a thing>
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Batty_ACE Posted May 23, 2002
*gulps down a mouthful of the flying and takes aim again, this time getting Alec right on the big red nose*
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 23, 2002
*Walks in*
Hey all...AHHHHHHHH *Gets squirted by water* O great, now I'm all wet. Anyways I'm waiting in here for the Captian, I've appliyed for a spot on the crew. I have some 
If anyone wants some.
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Batty_ACE Posted May 23, 2002
*hands Sir Culdasac a super soaker filled with and points him toward Alec* Welcome aboard. Could you be a love and take aim at the ? Thanks.. 
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 23, 2002
*takes supersoaker and aims at the . Ready...Aim...Fire!! *Culdasac fires at the .* Man this is fun.
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Batty_ACE Posted May 23, 2002
*throws Alec a , a 
and a 
then s like a outta 
*
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SuePlusArt Posted May 23, 2002
*rumbling sound of very large machinery approaching the front door*
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SuePlusArt Posted May 23, 2002
*sound gets nearer and objects on the bar began to vibrate wildly, windows and doors start to rattle*
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- 3401: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3402: Batty_ACE (May 22, 2002)
- 3403: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3404: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 22, 2002)
- 3405: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3406: Batty_ACE (May 22, 2002)
- 3407: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3408: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 22, 2002)
- 3409: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3410: Batty_ACE (May 23, 2002)
- 3411: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 23, 2002)
- 3412: Batty_ACE (May 23, 2002)
- 3413: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 23, 2002)
- 3414: Batty_ACE (May 23, 2002)
- 3415: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 23, 2002)
- 3416: Batty_ACE (May 23, 2002)
- 3417: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 23, 2002)
- 3418: Batty_ACE (May 23, 2002)
- 3419: SuePlusArt (May 23, 2002)
- 3420: SuePlusArt (May 23, 2002)
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