A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 22, 2002
...er ...not er exactly batty...but it'll do
hi floh...glad to see you wieder da
alec.
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 22, 2002
Hi Alec 
Perhaps you can explain me ein paar Dinge...
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 22, 2002
*what appears to be a large jumble of letters and numbers starts
to writhe around on the bar
F89316?thread=184806&post=2041420#2041420
until Cals 
appears.
the hatch swings open and alec emerges, pausing briefly to
smack his head on the beam over the bar...*
right then...where's Cal ?
alec
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 22, 2002
*see alec and quickly ducks under the table hugging his greeh 
*
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 22, 2002
*hopes his uncontrolable shaking does not give him away *
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 22, 2002
*nursing his beamed head, alec quickly climbs out of the
followed by (the other) floh and ugi (who is riding a large black
RL w**khorse today[or was that a w**kmare?]*
...*striding over to the shaking table he booms
Come on out of there Cal, and explain this please...
*throws 'WANTED' poster on table with Cal and Dax picture
on the front*
*also list of pirates including floh,ugi,pol,light,caerwynn*
i'm sure we'll be able to help you...
just who is this Commander Corin?
and what does he want with US ???
alec.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 22, 2002
*a small voice from under the table says*
He doesn't want anything with the united states just wants you lot
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 22, 2002
*aims a kick at Cal under the table but is prevented from
following through by the bucket still attached to his foot*
Cal...this is 'The Blood of the Zaphodistas' you know...
The mightiest pirate ship ever to sail the seven seas
Are we afraid of anything ?
*"NOOOOOOO" shout the thronging researchers*
*snowy
runs up and licks cal before bounding into
floh's lap*
alec.
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 22, 2002
*still chained to Alec, isn't she*
*topples*
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
SuePlusArt Posted May 22, 2002
*enters and walks over to Cal. together they pull out two more sets of handcuffs and one is used to secure Cals left ankle to the coffee table whilst the other is attached to a bottle of and Cals right wrist.* It's ok folks, he wont go far. *jumps up onto bare, retrieves and places it gently into the micro wave* Da dah da da - da dah da da... DAH dah da! DAH dah da! 
now you've got us doing it too. * jumps down from bar and takes another 
and downs this in one* it's the Beeblebrox method for those of you who were wondering, like the supersoakers Batty, nice touch! * wipes mouth with back of sleeve and leaves through the front door.
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 22, 2002
*secretly thinks that snowy is a traitor or the worst kind*
Comander corin has dax and will kill her first he will touchure her with daytime television then if that is not enough he will make her watch reruns of This Morning with Richard and Judy then the worst of all elderado
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 22, 2002
...pass me that bottle of
i've been stuck inside that for the last two days
'cause of the sloooow servers
Cal...it sounds like we have the beginnings of ...
A MISSION *heavenly voices sing "DA DAH"
alec.
Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 22, 2002
but corin is gonna KILL me and dax cause tuc liked the squides and the troglodites are at war with the squides and tuc became their keeper and of toe jam as well cause squdieges like to eat toe jam so corin says tuc is a traitor and that his family must pay his debt and the only way to get out of it is for us all to go back to trog and help them fight the squidges but the squidges are really nice sponge like creatures and the war only started cause captain farkswell mistook one of them for his showering sponge and now *he said all this without dawing a breathe*
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Cabin 13 (III) The Lighthouse Bar
- 3361: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3362: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 22, 2002)
- 3363: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3364: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 22, 2002)
- 3365: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 22, 2002)
- 3366: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3367: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 22, 2002)
- 3368: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3369: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 22, 2002)
- 3370: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 22, 2002)
- 3371: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3372: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 22, 2002)
- 3373: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3374: SuePlusArt (May 22, 2002)
- 3375: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 22, 2002)
- 3376: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3377: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3378: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 22, 2002)
- 3379: Floh Fortuneswell (May 22, 2002)
- 3380: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 22, 2002)
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