A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Batty_ACE Posted May 20, 2002
sorry Paul... 
*starts to chip away at the stuff in the bucket with a nail file* Don't worry Alec... should have you out of that in no more than 4 months, 2 weeks and five days... 
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Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted May 20, 2002
*rumages in bag*
i've got a tile cutter if you think it'll help
*drinks *
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 20, 2002
What makes you think I've done anything with floh
Has she gone missing or something
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted May 20, 2002
Did somebody mention a comic singing drag act?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 20, 2002
are you offering?
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted May 20, 2002
Well, it is what I do anyway.....sort of......
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 20, 2002
really
Give us a demo then
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted May 20, 2002
Well, I did mean sort of, only cos I have a habit of strutting round h2g2 in a floopy dress, I work as a musician, and I like to tell jokes, so the 3 might sort of pull together into a comic singing drag act, maybe?
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted May 20, 2002
Go on PS - let's see the comedy singing drag act!
And while you're at it, you can tell those of us who haven't had a chance to see AOTC what that was like too.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 20, 2002
*trys to adviod ugi*
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted May 20, 2002
*ducks Cal's attempt to advoid him & dives behind the bar for cover*
These trogs are so temperamental.
One moment he's painting my PS for me, the next I'm being attacked with a large pointy-thing.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 20, 2002
*removes advoid from wall above his head, and strides...
nay clunks across to Cal*
Now listen here Cal...What have you done with Floh ??
F70774?thread=181894&latest=1
alec.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 20, 2002
*quickly pounches on alec cloraforms him and knocks him out instantly, resizes the allaox and bungles him inside along with floh and reshrinks the allox and pops it in his pocket*
2 down 4 to go 
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted May 20, 2002
*peeks tetatively round bar*
Hey! Alec?
Cal, where's Alec gone & why the big pointy-thing?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 20, 2002
*looks at ugi leeps over the bar hits him on the head with a glass of 
and shoves him inside the allaox with floh and alec*
3 down 3 to go
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted May 20, 2002
*very small voice from inside the allaox* http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F89316?thread=184806 Ouch!
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted May 20, 2002
*the alabasterphobic hear it as: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/F89316?thread=184806 *
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 20, 2002
*the sound of muffled laughter can be heard ((
))
coming from Cals' pocket*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 20, 2002
:: floats by on magic carpet, snatches a few calvados-bottles from the bar and floats out again ::
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Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted May 20, 2002
*has no ideawhy people keep disapearing* 
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- 3301: Batty_ACE (May 20, 2002)
- 3302: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (May 20, 2002)
- 3303: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 20, 2002)
- 3304: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (May 20, 2002)
- 3305: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 20, 2002)
- 3306: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (May 20, 2002)
- 3307: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 20, 2002)
- 3308: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (May 20, 2002)
- 3309: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (May 20, 2002)
- 3310: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 20, 2002)
- 3311: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (May 20, 2002)
- 3312: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 20, 2002)
- 3313: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 20, 2002)
- 3314: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (May 20, 2002)
- 3315: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 20, 2002)
- 3316: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (May 20, 2002)
- 3317: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (May 20, 2002)
- 3318: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 20, 2002)
- 3319: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 20, 2002)
- 3320: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (May 20, 2002)
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