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  • 7 Clans of Flying Rabid Monkeys (10 per clan)
  • 1 Monkey Flute (used to call my monkeys into battle)
  • 1 Extremly huge samurai sword
  • 2 sets of Furry armor
  • 1 wallet size photo of Hilary Clinton in a thong (Don't Ask)
  • 3 12" Knifes (Can be used for cooking or killing, you pick)
  • 1 Tee Shirt that says I LOVE MONKEYS
  • 10 Exploding monkey decoys
  • 4 cans of night-night gas
  • 1 CD of the Monnkes greatest hits
  • 5 pairs of monkey furry underwear
  • 1 Crossbow
  • 1 quiver w/ arrows
  • 1 shield with a cute little monkey on it
  • 10 smoke bombs
  • 50 Arrows
  • 1 Monkey Prod
  • 5 Monkey Whips


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