Hi, I'm BASSMAN Welcome To The Bassment.
Welcome to THE BASSMENT My Home Since 2 July 1999
Hi, I'm BASSMAN Welcome To The Bassment.

I am a member of the
   Classic Goo Fan Club   


( 47 - 2 ) - ( 8 - 5 ) = 42

While I'm not playing my Bass Guitar.... I'm a Flight Simulator Maintenance Engineer

Look at my beautiful Artificial Horizon....

Made especially for me by

ChopperTake OffPlane


A face distorted with rage

Vogon, Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Trillian, Marvin

The H2G2 Characters

MARMITE Anyone???

The Great MARMITE Debate

"Borrowed" From Red Dog. Check Out The Dialectizer

Dialectizer in action

If you'd like to have a bit of fun press here to find out what this page looks like in Swedish Chef, Red Neck, Elmer Fudd, Jive, Cockney, Moron, Pig Latin or Hacker speak.

Go on try it - you know you want to. Trust me - you won't regret it (unless you're a Swedish Chef, a Cockney .....)

See What Your "Lord Of The Rings" name would be.

Click here if you'd like to find out what your "Lord Of The Rings" name would be.

Let's pause to reflect on the man who made all this possible.

Douglas Noel Adams sadly missed by all at H2G2


A Tribute To
Douglas Noel Adams

DNA's Welcome Message

"We have the first snowflake.

Now let's build a blizzard."

Douglas Noel Adams sadly missed by all at H2G2

Bassman - A Beginners' Guide

Greetings bipedal ape descendents, and any  
other interested beings. I'm an ageing, crusty,  
Engineer, who dabbles in a bit of Music  
whenever possible.

  I play Bass Guitar, so my researcher name
  has no fishy leanings of any sort. Over the
  years I have had many hobbies and interests,

To find out more click HERE

I am:

The Lord High Executioner in the Court of King 2legs of H2G2.

The KEEPER of Impeccable Timing and Politikal Korrektness

Member of the Musician's Guild (Which makes me a MuG)

Self Proclaimed MASTER of the Duel Entendre

Member of The Shakespearean Villains Club

Captain of the Chap's Club Bridge Team

Member of the Classic Goo Fan Club

Patron Saint of Flight Simulation

Member of the Queen Fan Club

The Minister ofBLACK

Chocolate Lover




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Once again


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Come and meet the ACEs

If I'm Not In
Here are other Aces,
who are willing to help you

If you have a question about the community, or Just wanna say hi then I will look forward to hearing from you.

Researchers I have A.C.E.d

Researchers I have A.C.E.dimprobableI'm afraid of AmericansResearcher Gravitationlost in spaceSqweelygigSunflowerkrahngoldiloxThe Grand MasterJazinihobaldjackSatyr69Billy the KidResearcher 196550GeorgyGirlStephen SettlesICBM182Omega996DigitalJunkie K shortlittledemocratJennie_JennieabscissaF.L.O.S.P.laydafreallyisrainbowjhammar007magister_416Known-as-Kent

The Ministry of BLACK

The Chap's Club

The Last Bastion of Sanity

The Club is a tranquil haven of peace and quiet far from the modern world. We live in a better world full of wallahs and airforce types all having a friendly banter together and planning tip top wheezes. If you're a wag you'll be in good company. Daringly Non-PC, the Chaps Club meets in the Clubhouse in the grounds of the Hotspot. If you decide to pop along do make sure you're sporting either your regimental or old school tie of course. Wouldn't want any Riff Raff getting eh !

The H2G2 Musicians Guild

Musicians Guild Member I'm a MuG, a member of the

h2g2 Musicians Guild

The Musicians Guild is a virtual
club for musicians, singers,
composers, and other music
aficionados at h2g2.

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The Campaign for New Smileys
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Please request a biker smiley!

If you have comments
or wish to e-mail me:

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Here is a picture of Greebo. T. Cat

Greebo by Amy The Ant


Tony Negus - You Now Owe Me In Excess Of £20 000 Plus interest you Cheating *******.

Why Bassman ?

A Potted History Of My Rise To Fame!!



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