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Greetings bipedal ape descendents, and any other interested beings. I'm an ageing, crusty, Engineer, who dabbles in a bit of Music whenever possible. | I play Bass Guitar, so my researcher name has no fishy leanings of any sort. Over the years I have had many hobbies and interests, |
The Lord High Executioner in the Court of King 2legs of H2G2.
The KEEPER of Impeccable Timing and Politikal Korrektness
Member of the Musician's Guild (Which makes me a MuG)
Self Proclaimed MASTER of the Duel Entendre
Member of The Shakespearean Villains Club
Captain of the Chap's Club Bridge Team
Member of the Classic Goo Fan Club
Patron Saint of Flight Simulation
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The Chap's Club
The Club is a tranquil haven of peace and quiet far from the modern world. We live in a better world full of wallahs and airforce types all having a friendly banter together and planning tip top wheezes. If you're a wag you'll be in good company. Daringly Non-PC, the Chaps Club meets in the Clubhouse in the grounds of the Hotspot. If you decide to pop along do make sure you're sporting either your regimental or old school tie of course. Wouldn't want any Riff Raff getting eh !
The H2G2 Musicians Guild
I'm a MuG, a member of the
h2g2 Musicians Guild
The Musicians Guild is a virtual
club for musicians, singers,
composers, and other music
aficionados at h2g2.
Please request a biker smiley!
If you have comments or wish to e-mail me: Mail Bassman |
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