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  • My name is Clare
  • I'm 19
  • I'm currently at Newcastle Uni studying French, Spanish and Film Studies
  • I'm about 5'5"
  • I have {insert colour here} coloured hair
  • I live here (when I'm not at uni):

  • Hereford, Herefordshire

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  • I'm the muse of ceramic moo-makers
  • I'm G.A.S. member #78
  • I'm the keeper of smiley - cats
  • My 42ism is 1x3x9+4x5-5 = 42
  • I am a smiley - blackcat and I've had a nice profile written about me by the smiley - dogs
  • I am Thingite Spigot Nodulator
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    I am a Cult follower of Cheesecake and Chocolate Milk!  


    Another place i sometimes live on the internet is DeviantArt

    Some of the many people I like

    Killer QueenSilly WillyKing CthulhuUncle HeavySergeant MushroomGreeboGalaxy BabeKatsyKimotoCatMing MangEmDr St JustinCrazy Man

    British pigeons

    Things I like

  • I love smiley - cats smiley - blackcat
  • I love smiley - choc
  • I hate smiley - oj. In fact, I hate all fruit.
  • I also like shiny things, pink things, and things that glow.

  • A fun thing

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    Shrine to Chocolate

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    Contact Details

    E-mail: [email protected]
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    Cats for free!!!

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    You like cats? Well, you can have one. A present from me. There are different varieties available, just adapt it how you want. Genetic Modification is not an issue with computer cats. But that doesn't mean you can abuse them. They need lots of loving care and attention. No, really. I mean it. It'd be great if you could stick a link to here somewhere near the cat, or say I gave it to you, just a little something like that...
    This is my cat, she's called Greebet after Greebo The Cat as they are both not evil, and do crazy things like suddenly breaking into a rendition of "Happy Birthday to you" when it blatently isn't anyone in particulars birthday. That is, Greebet does that, not Greebo. Here she is anyway:
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    Here's another cat for Greebet to be friends with (he's called Smiley as suggested by Arthur Dentist:
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