The life and times of Captain Kebab
UnOfficial h2g2 Lurker
Captain Kebab has (mostly) left the building, but may occasionally be found lurking, and even more occasionally will indulge in a drive-by posting. If you have a sudden and inexplicable urge to contact me, have a word with Granny Weatherwax who has my contact details. I theng yew.
Who is Captain Kebab?
Male, English, over 21 and under 60.
Married, no kids, one seriously violent cat, one fishtank.
Grow bonsai trees, they are quiet, don't eat a lot, don't need much exercise and don't bite the postman. I recommend them as pets.
Drive around in a 1961 Hillman Minx when the weather is nice, but I live in Manchester so it's generally not. I'm a mine of useless information about British cars of the 1950s and 60s, and always keen to learn more. Happy to share as well, if you think it might help.
Enjoy football (that's soccer if you're American, in which case the next bit probably won't mean much to you), I'm a Manchester City fan, the kind that goes regularly. For the avoidance of doubt I was a Manchester City fan when they had no money, in fact I was a Manchester City fan when they were good last time around before they were rubbish for years and I have followed them through thin since 1966. So now we've won the lottery I'm making the most of it.
Enjoy beer, as long as it's real ale, and whisky, as long as it's single malt, enjoy kebabs, as long as they're large donner with chilli sauce and especially if they follow beer and/or whisky. "Do people eat donner kebabs when they're sober?" you ask. Well, I do. I suppose I'm pretty much Homer Simpson when it comes to conspicuous consumption of foodstuffs. I'm also a fan of curries. Mmm, curry.
Do enjoy Hitchhikers' Guide - that's how I got here, also by following Dirk Gently's advice on navigation.
1 x (55 + 8) x 4 / 6 = 42
Want to say hello? Delete me and type your message here
What do I get up to?
I enjoy researching for the Beer Review Page
And I'm in the Association of Researcher Skeptics (click the box if you don't believe me)
|ARS: I don't believe it!|
I'm in the h2g2 Car Club - vrooom!
And I'm in the Flat Cap and Muffler Sports and Social Club
I'm also on the Virtual Supporters Club First Team Squad
And I'm a ROVer
|I'm a ROVer!|
Find out more about Researchers of the Village,
h2g2's fan club for The Prisoner.
Mrs Kebab, aka the Admiral is here too.
So, who might be lurking right now?
What was I just saying?
I'm the Keeper of unidentifiable things in the kitchen drawer that are bound to come in useful one day
I'm Team Glue and Second-in-Command of W.E.E. - if that seems mysterious why not click the link...
I'm an Opera user
Here are some researchers I have met in real life, in no particular order.
Why not go see them - they are nice people!
If I've missed you off, sorry! Leave me a message and I'll put you on.
Please choose a researcher2legsthreesecondmemoryGeoff TaylorStu the GnuGranny WeatherwaxMetal ChickenPhilCrozJust Plain BobThe Thinker 1121PegasusAgent 1013Amy Pawloski (on paper)PeregrinTinkerbellDandy HighwaymanJ'au-æmneOrmondroydArchangel Galaxy BabeSaturnineThe Admiral (aka Mrs Kebab)Babel-17Clem the ImpalerdaSilvaVogonpoetme[Andy]g
|Messages left for this Researcher||Posted|
|Drive-by posting...||Dec 20, 2012|
|Hi Cap'n!||Dec 6, 2011|
|Introduction||Apr 26, 2009|
|Happy birthday Captain Kebab!||Apr 26, 2005|
|Hi Captain Kebab!||Jul 31, 2004|
|Conversation Title||Latest Post||Latest Reply|
|Snow angels in the mountain of dust||No Posting||3 Weeks Ago|
|Gearing up for NaJoPoMo||No Posting||Nov 4, 2019|
|A new career path?||No Posting||Oct 21, 2019|
|i just bought a bonsia tree||No Posting||Jul 1, 2019|
|Been a long time...||No Posting||Feb 12, 2019|
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