The Best Imitation of Myself - Under Construction

A Brief Introduction1

I'm a young bloke. I have a daughter called MyĆ”, a son called Jack and a missus called Debbie. I live in the south-east of England, UK, Europe, Northern Hemisphere of a small blue green planet at a distance of roughly 92 million miles away from an small unregarded yellow sun in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy.

A Little Something To Help You Understand Me2

This has been moved to a brand new location - also under construction - it can be found here


External Links:

  1. Slashdot
  2. Cake.  Cake and a bottle of the finest wine known to man.
  3. BBC News
  4. Penny Arcade
Guide Links:
  1. GuideDog
  2. New Newbs
  3. Ask Hootoo
  4. Interesting Stats
  5. Essex Researchers


I am an ACE, Assistant Community Editor. ACEs are volunteers that are here to help you out if you are stuck. As I'm not always online here are links to all the ACEs, all of which I'm sure will help you out.


Goo is good. Goo is blue.

I am a member of the
Classic Goo Fan Club

The GuideDog Project

Go to GuideDog to see the greatest feat of software engineering. An automated system for taking all the pain out of article writing. It trawls through your IE favourites looking for interesting stuff and posts it to H2G2 in article form with your name on it! You get all the glory and none of the pain. It's written in viral worm form so you don't even have to worry about installing it - it's all automatic! Look out if your favourites include some *ahem* adult themes.


I am a SETI@HOME user you can find out about SETI@HOME here. H2G2 has it's own group here.
You can view my progress here. If I had come up with anything I'm sure you would have heard about it by now :)


To find out more about this have a look at this.
My researcher number is 195006 - ((1 + 9) x 5) - 0! - 0! - 6 = 42 Woohoo!

Keeper Of...

I am now the "Keeper of Limed Oak Desks with Leatherette Inlay". To find out more about H2G2Keepers, and maybe become one yourself, have a looksee at Keepers which is maintained by Archangel Galaxy Babe

1Not, "Here are my underpants", that would be "A Briefs Introduction" - you see the subtle difference there.2Based on an original[?!] idea by Master B


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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

Researcher U195006

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