Keeper of all the things that could never possibly go wrong, but they did, and now there's no solution

I got my keeper title here

I am also an official lurker!

smileys cos i can never remember the ones i want and have to search em out, its for my benefit not yours, thanks.


I actually lead quite a boring life, in january of 1984 i was born, and i am now waiting to die. Between these two points i have learned the joys of education, and am currently still stuck doing it. After GCSEs i went to college, and am currently hoping to get the grades i need to do a law degree at manchester university. fun. update... got into uni, it's crap. there used to be a picture here, but it was crap aswell. i have now dropped out of uni because it was crap.


beer, sex, hats, cigs, pizzas, baggy jeans, pink stuff, any music excluding 90s (and this century's) pop, i'd say life but i'm having a bad day sorry.


Liars, cheats, all vegetables, the trendy people who look down on alternative people, sexist men and feminists, who in my opinion are worse, fascists, those little plasters you can get with animals printed on, PE lessons, heavy things that i am required to carry, part time jobs


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