I Like Coffee

Greetings, and welcome to my page. I've been here on h2g2 for some time now and thought I'd do a little overhaul of my space. Sure, Christmas season is over, but I like the reindeer-like object to the right, so I'm going to leave it there for a while. Isn't it wonderfully stupid-looking?

I'm a Canadian, living in British Columbia. Vancouver, to be precise. I love watching movies, watching hockey, playing video games - fairly straight-forward guy stuff, I guess. I'm a programmer by trade.

Once you get to know me, you will likely become convinced that I am not a normal person (to put it lightly). It's not that I'm evil or anything, it's just that I grew up on Monty Python, so there you go.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by. if you're interesting in carrying on a rediculous conversation, well, I'm certainly game.

Here on H2G2, I am:

The Church of the True Weevil

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Church of the True Weevil

OK, so perhaps you find weevils to be disgusting little bugs. But wouldn't it be great if you actually liked them instead? Wouldn't it be even better if they liked you in return? Well, there's no need to wonder, and even less need to stay grounded in reality. Lose yourself (or perhaps just your mind) in the Church of the True Weevil. It's fun! It's nonsense! It's a party! In no time at all you'll be thinking up variations of popular phrases that involve the word 'weevil', and talking to your H2G2 friends in such a way as to cause them to back away slowly. All that and really bad poetry, to boot! You can't go wrong!

Visit My Buddy Kensington

Kensington is my little weevil buddy. I gave him his own page here on h2g2 and he looks after it all by himself, which he's very proud of.

He'd be very happy and excited to hear from you, so perhaps you might think about stopping by his page and saying hello. You'll have to cut him some slack as his english is a little... well, it's kind of... OK, it's bad. But he's learning.

After yet more pestering, I broke down and gave him his own e-mail account, so if you want to send him an e-mail (God help you), then you can do so by clicking here.

Silly weevil. Ya gotta love the little guy.

What's with this Weevil Nonsense, Anyway?

It is to the credit of the environment created by H2G2 and its population that no one has ever asked me this question. In case anyone remotely sane ever shows up, here is the forum where all this 'weevil' business began.


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