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well i kindof moved got a lot more on my plate so i cant post on h2g2 any more sorry.. all underneath is null and void

i am an ace and a guru

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who are willing to help you If I'm Not In
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who are willing to help you

thank you very much

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me (h2g2)

I used to be Alex 195032 but I FORGOT my Username and after a week I decided that no-one really cares about getting back with my username and being BBC policy to only return lost passwords and also my e-mail system is odd so the sending and reciving addresses are noticably different so I'm now using the other one but i have now been sent my old name and for your info i prefer this one. smiley - online2long


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Proud member of the Clan Thing

Our Thing Who art twixt Wibble and Poets/poetid Thing be thy name. Thing Kingdom come Thing will be done On Sodit as it is on Dontbry Lead us not to ignore Thing And deliver us from Thurs For Thing is the best with Wibble, Wimpy and the rest Just cos it is.
The 148 -1 proud Members of Clan ThingiteClive the flying ostrich - Warlordacidbath - Grand VisierParrferris - Minister of Defence (& Occasional Offence)Amy - High Priestess of Thing &   General in Charge of External AffairsThe Gook - Sir Loin, Master at ArmsInkwash - Speaker of the UnderpassShea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard   & Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-erHappyDude - Camp FollowerMike - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide SquadAverage Joe - Thingite Tactical AdvisorM'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred AleSad, Mad or Bad - Bearer of PennantsUncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / WitchfinderLady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon DivisionÞing - Guardian of the Sacred ThornSt. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good IdeasEkki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThingAcolyte Hezher - High Chocolater PixieMinister of Occasional TablesHiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things ThingyEris - Resident DeitySir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit   & Kight Errant of the Thingite CauseKatie of the Redheads - Donna and MotherSt Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich MakerSir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra   & Knight Errant of the Thingite CauseE G Mel - The Maker of Small Electric GadgetsQueen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of SmiliesIce - Thingite Neuro-SurgeonYeliab - Thingite EngineerABI (!!!) - Captain of ReconnaissanceFrankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda ChiefJoe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War MachineDastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite LegionsBusterbone - Warden of the Pound; Lobber of dogs. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake and   D. Pres. for Flicking Rubber Bands.Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)   for the Court of ThingAnnette - Official Chinchilla TrainerPu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on   Thingite Calendar(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of CarrotsCyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys   and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline AcupuncturistsJoanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star GazerPeregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite LegionsTwinkle - Official Thingite TeleportationistAngelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic   Weaponry for the Thingite LegionsShorty - Tamer/Trainer of KremlinPhreako - Official Pigeon TrainerTuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillynessw85 - Thingite Master of Ceremoniesfred_smith - Professor of Surreal WeaponryephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist   for all Things ThingyRootitoot - Thingite Trumpet HeraldOttox - Official Thingite NemesisDemon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine   Irish Thingite CouncilGranny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites   and Mother in Law from HellEx-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths   (Parrot trooper)Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (& Diviner of Dark Magics!)Thing - Thingite GatEngländer - Thingite of No ThingsBluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condimentsfords_prefect - Drinker of TeaJoe - Priest of Bovine-Related RitualsBina-baby - Wearer of All Things PurpleDr E Vibenstein - Doctor of ThingismMr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant   of Un-Opened Cans of WhuppassSulk - Faithful Hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,   Grand Visier of ThingDreamchild Warspasam - Minister for   Unnecessary Macho Posturinglemodog - Captain of Every Wibble of the YearI'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the GunbladeSam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -   Thingite Alterer of CalendarsInfinity - Thingite Grand High WitchPablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of Bar-SnacksPlastic Squirrel - Worrier of PigeonsTabitca - Official Thingite CatFred the Badger - Official Thingite BartenderCroz T Scout - ThingNet System AdministratorThe Doctor - Head of ConfusionSt Niwt - Amphibious Warden for   the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive ServerMarch Hare Commander of the Thingite LemmingsVidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite CauseCasey - Bomber Squadron LeaderLuvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless NumbersSnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and SorceressBubbles - Wandering Theoretical MindBatty - Thingite Adawehi of NuyagiEx Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian   and Scaled BeastieMaW - Thingite Dance Troupe ChoreographerIron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smithsome bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,   pithy name and spent five sleepless   nights trying but couldn't think of one   - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and Fluffy BunniesFABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special OperationsMookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and JusticeIncrease Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silencesin the Court of ThingCaptain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little peopleAvenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics SupporterEngels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and SpiffynessJiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare andConfusing ConversationsLifson - Thingite WebmasterCabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust   Fumes and Other Noxious SubstancesStrider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of ThingiesRat - Official Thingite BlokeKnifee - Thingite in Charge of Stuff You Shouldn't Run WithDragonfly - Official Unofficial ThingiteErnie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little ElfWho Was Born on a ThingEggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher FanaticMrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management   Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzydoreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble,   Pagan Younger and Official Pooper ScooperSmilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant   of the Thingite ArmyIago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)Michele - Purveyor of Oscillating Gyroscopes   and Thingite Postmistress GeneralRipper - Veteran Soditite Specialist and   Navigator of High-Speed Inanimate Objects   (Including But Not Limited to Walls and Bus Stops)Balsac - The Wrinkled RetainerCandi - Mistress of TittersClelba - Spigot NodulatorLady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist and Offical Spork EngraverSergeant Mushroom - Sergeant MushroomCybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason OfficerCarl - Official undead zombie chicken of Thing (ex partie)Leeneh - BornonthingBa'alzamon - Lord of the Underworld,   and all things Dark and SlimyYar Kramer - Summary SummonerElle - Thingite Espionage AgentGalen - Official Banisher of SoditOne Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer   in Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories   and Shiny Gardening ToolsTORG - Lord High Slapper of Wrists and   Knitter of Belly-Button FluffMr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer of Laziness and   Giver-Outer-er of Excuses for Being LazyGreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson   to/from the Questions Only ThreadTHE KID - Romancer of the Realm of The RidiculousNeobrad - Thingite Biro ConsultantKaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak and   Follower of Richard Marx-ismMr Legion - Secretary of Evil for the Thingite CauseFadookie the Froody - The Shah of Great Boo-hally,   Vice President of the Department of Vice and Strife,   Coveter of Llamas, Newbie ExtraordinaireVicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader to The Thingite ClanKerrAvon- Thingite in Charge of Revoltionary Misspelt GraffettttiSir Stu - Thingite CookSir Culdasac - Master of the Thingite Monkey ArmyAlex - Thingite Ambassador of the Irony of the SmileGingerElle - High Empress of Rich Tea Eating   and Curator of the Official FruitcakeDoc Shinryuu - The Great and Powerful Towel Magepeter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel namesake and   correspondent to teddybears and white miceAndyG - Thingite Scanner of Subterrainean SurfacesYankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator of Thingite EspionageVroomfindel - Thingite of Title-Related Indecisiveness   and Unofficial Changer of the MindPinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis of   Very Nearly All Things PiscineNihilistMan - Enforcer of Good and Righteous Aroma   to that of Your Cheese, the Honourable   Crown Duke of SillywaddleGingerElle - High Empress of Rich Tea Eating and   Curator of the Official Fruitcake

The Thingites

TITLES Alex 195614 - Thingite Ambassador of the irony of the smile (and what about a 4-day week?);)
Friend of h2g2 space
Keeper of the Infinite Improbability Drive Spaceship by Redbeard

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made in Macromedia flash by me and compiled by flash wiz * e-mail me when you get it working it is cool in my opion please tell the towers about this so they can make it official with the BBC magic wand click to download Written as a mark of respect to all H2 G2 researchers and volunteers,

the official txt game

the game

Spagetti bolanaise recipe for 4

courtesy of my mum need: 750g mince 1 beef stock cube (*x*) 600gram (2small jars) of H***z tomato frito 250g Fresh spaggeti dash of virgin olive oil To make: the meat: fry mince in wok until it is browned add stock cube add frito cook for 20 min :the spagetti: add spagetti to saucepan of boiling water add oil boil for 4 min serve in a fancy way

my cat - whiskers

^. .^

= ' =

given to me by c*l*e*l*b*a smiley - fish

people i have met

At least i THINK i have.my friends smiley - Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord c*l*e*l*b*aAbi Maria

OOOh Arr

If i am not online feel free to email me [email protected]


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