My Palace

A Witch Welcome to my Cosy Palace - see the curving stairways, gasp at the gushing purple fountains, coo with wonder and awe at my many scantily clad serving men!smiley - elfsmiley - elfsmiley - elf I am Queen Mab - bringer of nightmares and ruler of my branch of the Celtic People (Mainly just the Welsh). My main job is to ensure that the seasons run according to their order and function . . . which just involves ensuring that it is raining in Wales at least 80% of the time.

You see Boris I told you we never should have left Italy!

Standing up for Womens rights in 100 years BC was no mean feat - and I plan to spend the Twenty First Century in self indulgence and time wasting

The Mighty Boosh

I am really a big fan of these guys - They make me smiley - laugh so much I forget who I am, like I'm drifting on a big sea of warm . . .cooool! I'm not a very giggly person and these make me laugh out loud a very rare talent indeed. They are among the top meisters of surreal verbal based comedy . . .

And these are my Favourite quotes . . .

"I'm a dramateuge. I teuge it up drama style."

"If an inner-tube told you to run around a graveyard shouting 'I'm the graveyard man' would you.....?"

Julian: "I'm going. I need to find some pelts"

Noel:"What? Are you going to do some colouring in?"

Snake and rabbit and a sign saying 'family reunion'

Basil The Sage

One of my closest confidants and a great prop to me in my old age. Basil is the name of my Sage plant, he is wise beyond his years and always gives me the best advice (also a nice flavouring for a couple of favourite recipies) He never goes out on the razzle just when I need him the most, and he's a better listener than many of my friends.

All hail to you Basil!

A bonsai tree


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