Welcome to the Cult™

The Cult™ compromises several main ideas/beliefs: monkey butlers will some day rule the world, with help from the Colombians, who get money and power by selling us drugs and when that happens we will all be driven insane and go around singing 'Les Poissons' from The Little Mermaid.

However, the Cult™ is prepared for this eventuality. We currently own the monkey butlers, they are working for us as, yes, butlers. We also have considerable stakes in the drug world so when the time comes, the Cult™ will dominate the world. We are now accepting members, for a small fee. When we rule the planet we will be extracting a larger fee from everyone who is not a Cult™ member, so you might as well pay now.

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