My time.


Hello there !! Yes, I see you sneaking in...well you can't out sneaker a sneaker. Anyway , welcome to my space and let me tell you about me

Me smiley - thief? Well, I'm charming, sophisticated, debonair, loving, kind, sensitive, funny, generous and a natural born liar!! Mwuhahahahahaha!!

My mum loves me, as does Mrs LeviPuma smiley - diva (we're not married, I just call her that)...although she's a bit strange smiley - huh. Has this fascination with Footballers' Wives; apparently she has to watch it otherwise the Ladies That Lunch clique may shun her. Sinister group the Ladies That Lunch if you ask me...

Oh look, I'm rambling...anyhoo...nice to meet you. Yes you! and you over there, you, you and you at the back. Not you in the middle, you to the right and you slinking away.

smiley - blackcat This here is my thieving cat smiley - bleep

smiley - shark

This is my pet baby shark "Sharky"...I don't know why he just swims to the right only and then disappears...smiley -

Cheers! smiley - cheers


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished me to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how I matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Your Birthdate: October 30
Your birthday on the 30th day of the month shows individual self-expression is necessary for your happiness. You tend to have a good way of expressing yourself with words, certainly in a manner that is clear and understandable. You have a good chance of success in fields requiring skill with words. You can be very dramatic in your presentation and you may be a good actor or a natural mimic. You have a vivid imagination that can assist you in becoming a good writer or story-teller. Strong in your opinions, you always tend to think you are on the right side of an issue. There may be a tendency to scatter your energies and have a lot of loose ends in your work. You may have significant artistic talent and be very creative.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Clubs that have let me join smiley - cheers or are about to let me join smiley - grovel!!

Click to Join The Dragon House
The Dragon House

For those of you interested in smiley - bleep, please smiley - bleeping drop by the Temple of BLEEP!

Blonde Virgin with a weiner on a fork!

I'm the official Keeper of Annoyingly Catchy Mobile Phone Ring Tones and Ladies That Lunch!! To be a Keeper visit Emmily here

Also a member of The Assassin's if you want some one knocked off, you know where to go. I'm more Internal Affairs but all sepecial requests will be considered

The H2G2 Assassin's guild
smiley - ghost
nil mortifi sine lucure

Worth a mention are the grumpy folk at P.U.D.D.I.N.G.. Just don't expect a warm welcome! smiley - grr

Club Members' badgeFight for your right to be grumpy!

Feline Mercenary Army (FMA) where you can now get your choice of a smiley - fish or smiley - mouse.
Enlist Now and Recieve your Free Fish or Mouse!
Join The Feline Mercenary Army Today
And Recieve Your Free smiley - fish or smiley - mouse

I'm now the Grand Inquisitor of Continuity for the Masters of the Multi-Verse's!!
Masters of The Multi-verseMasters of The Multi-verse
smiley - tomatosmiley - tomatosmiley - tomatosmiley - tomatosmiley - tomatosmiley - tomato
Masters of the Multi-Verse
smiley - pirate
Pirate Ship Crewmember
Ship's Grand Inquisitor

A useful place to browse is Club's etc etc, hopefully you'll find one you like!


Thanks to Hati and Galaxy Babe for their help in showing me how to use the LINK function correctly!

smiley - cheers to Ormondryod for the use of the PUDDING banner.

For my own reference Smileys


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