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The Guild


The Assassins Guild.

Welcome. Welcome to the Assassins guild.
We are glad that you have found your way here.
Our gates are always open. Because no door may bar the path of death.

The story so far :

There has always been an Assassins guild on this spot, for as long as time has been there. Perhaps it wasn’t always this grand. This busy. This…. Thing but it has always stood here. The current guild is lead by Doctor Anthea notorious Assassin known throughout the land. And her even more infamous husband Capitan Khamsin. These two are the founders, more the former than the latter, but lets not pick straws… because even straws can be used to kill in the right hands.

As you walk through the gate to the guild you can see… if you are careful. Many young, and old Assassins training in stealth and movement even the masters must train… actually the masters are always on the lookout in case some young upstart wishes to… change who’s in charge.

You are met at the door by a servant of the guild. Who welcomes all newcomers with a glare that could cut through lead. And a warm smile… so warm in fact you never want to see it again without very good reason. Something tells you that this is no ordinary manor, these are no ordinary people. Your life will never be the same way again. And you will always be weary of shadows unless you are either too important to loose, or too foolish to know your own mortality.

Welcome to The Assassins guild.

We ask you to pick a specialisation this will be represented by the colour you are given because not all assassins get black. Black shows up if your not careful.
Red: The Inquisition – The Assassins version of military police. This group is often… avoided. Their base in the caverns under the guild… caverns which for some unknown reason look exactly like a medieval torture chamber would in your worst nightmares. Except for some reason, it also has modern torture equipment…. Of all sorts.
Black: The Assassins – The basic mercenary hit man. Skilled in weaponry and accepted in most social circles because there not seen. They can fade into almost any background, but… be warned, the sharp-sighted enemy looks for a shadow within a shadow, and black only truly blends in at midnight in a cellar. For this reason they normally work as snipers.
Green: The Reconnaissance – The scouting team. This team is almost the most important; we can’t do anything till we can scope the location. They are the best at analysing the situation. They know what can and cant be done. Not normally fighters, but they have skill enough when it’s needed. Their main job is to explore and bring back as much information as they can.
Grey: The Shadows – when close combat is the aim. You need the shadows, skilled with daggers, short swords etc. these are experts in poisons and have a natural immunity to most that comes along with the job. They work mainly in the laboratories working on the poisons, seeing what the most effective is. But when there needed they are the ones that get up close to the target, and leave little to no trace they were ever there.
Blue: The Healers – There are bound to be injuries and accidents all the time in such a place, it is the nature of the Assassin. Injuries through training and through working. The healers are kept far out of battle, this may put those more blood thirsty off of choosing this specialisation, but there is none more sought after. At the end of the day, everyone needs a medic.

Once you have chosen this, we ask you pick a weapon that you will always keep by your side. Even the medics sometimes need self-defence.

Silver: The Officers – those in charge of each other specialisation, You cannot choose this as a specialisation. This is granted to the best. And only the best of each.
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