Pep

The swish of a black cloak in the looming darkness.
The hiss as two smiley - s slice the air near your throat.1
The sound of a kettle boiling over in the background.
Yes, , you have strayed into my Personal Space. There is no escape.2 You must stay, have a cup of Darjeeling, and listen to a tale of peril and woe! Have a cookie while you wait.

So, you wish to know more about me!3
I am the bearer of the Sacred Sea Salt. How I obtained this powerful and priceless relic is a long story, and if I told you, I would have to smiley - you.4 Enough for you to know is that I have dedicated my life to using the powers of the Salt to help the Campaign to Rename Thursday Thing.
Liberté Egalité Fraternité Insanity Another cookie?5

I also look after Doobry, the Thingite wolf. He strayed into the Armoury one day from his homeland, and, after a mild panic, we discovered that he isn't actually particularly fierce after all. 6 I am currently training him to attack Thurs***ites.
A wolf This is my favourite smiley: smiley -

I'm also a proud member of ...
smiley - bookThe h2g2 Wodehouse Societysmiley - book
Rather spiffing, don't you think?

Not to mention...
The H2G2 Assassin's guild
smiley - ghost
nil mortifi sine lucure

Ooh, and my newly found 42ism is *drum roll* (1*5*(3+5)*1)+(0+2)= 42. Thanks, Galigan.

I hope you have enjoyed your visit, . Please call again sometime, when I have more information here. Or even better, leave me a message. It would be great to hear from you.
1I got two because of a clerical error.2Well, unless you hit the Back button on your browser. But that would hurt my feelings terribly, so you aren't going to.3And even if you don't, you're going to hear it anyway.4So much for the peril and woe...5Oh, go on. They're virtually fat free.6Usually.

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