A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 8, 2004
*the duck and squirrel give the Assassin an odd glance then laugh loudly*
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Athena the Wise Posted Jan 19, 2006
*jumps in with a shimmering sword
and slices everyone who is there with deep gashes, but mostly Angus
*
Now you must all go to the Infirmiry!
*jumps out silently and swiftly*
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 18, 2012
aw eck! the cleaner hasn't been keeping my howitzer clean
now I need plenty of wd40 and rust remover
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 18, 2012
the many joys of wd40
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 18, 2012
borrowed from a target, he didn't need it anymore
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 18, 2012
they rarely do...
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 19, 2012
I'll put the empty can back of course
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 19, 2012
well as long as it dosn't turn into littering
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 19, 2012
I'm neat, it'll go in his pocket(wiped of 
of course(no smiley fingerprints))
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 19, 2012
can you imagine the chaos a smiley fingerprint would cause
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 19, 2012
plus you'd get someone trying to wipe it off their monitor screen
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 20, 2012
yes but think of the nightmare it would cause the police...
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 20, 2012
cyber cops chasing crooks virtual fingerprints on the web
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 20, 2012
and all the fingerprints are the same... the raccoon did it, honest gov
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 20, 2012
only because the gerbil was wearing gloves
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- 921: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 8, 2004)
- 922: U2088718 (Sep 24, 2005)
- 923: Athena the Wise (Jan 19, 2006)
- 924: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 18, 2012)
- 925: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 18, 2012)
- 926: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 18, 2012)
- 927: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 18, 2012)
- 928: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 19, 2012)
- 929: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 19, 2012)
- 930: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 19, 2012)
- 931: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 19, 2012)
- 932: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 19, 2012)
- 933: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 20, 2012)
- 934: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 20, 2012)
- 935: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 20, 2012)
- 936: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 20, 2012)
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