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TBC

Name: Skenvoy
U. Number: 198983
Weapons: Hands, feet, bad jokes, knives, guns (a lot I know)
Magic powers: You seen the matrix? you know bullter time... smiley - winkeye
Any other information: Wanna be known as Shadow, errrr also dress like the people in the matrix!

~Skenvoy

P.S. You can change the Guide ML of the signup thing so it all posts to one thread.


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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

you tell me how to change it and i will
gladly
smiley - winkeye

your in
*hands shadow matrix stile Assassin stuff*


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Post 3

creachy

Name: Creachy
U. Number: U211544
Weapons: garott, knife expert, and poisons
Magic powers: none
Any other information: has the uncanny ability to go unnoticed. has researched and learnt many languages and cultures for ease of infiltration. can eat 3 jacobs crackers in under a minute.


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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Hello creachy
welcome to the ranks of the Assassin guild


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creachy

coolsmiley - cool

do you need some ideas for the front page?


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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - erm please?

all ideas welcome


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creachy

well you are the Assassins Guild, i would assume that is based on the Discworld version. maybe a bit of an intro based on the Ankh-Morpork society. a little bit about the rules and gentlemanly conduct of all assassins in the guild. a run down of the rates. and a list of delisted targetssmiley - biggrin


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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

yes i could do that
we cave no inhumations at present though....


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creachy

smiley - laugh oh well. by delisted i mean targets that are too important or too dangerous for us to attemtpt to inhume. like italics and editors. can't think of anyone too dangeroussmiley - huh


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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

ah yes...
smiley - biggrin


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airscotia-back by popular demand

Name: airscotia
U. Number: U208927
Weapons: Really fierce stare, a whole array of exploding rodents, and poisonous knees.
Magic powers: Able to emit a cloud of foul smelling ,noxious gas at the drop of a hat.
Any other information: Probabally best for all concerned if you don't drop your hat.


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Post 12

Skullock

Name:Skullock
U. Number: U202233
Weapons: "Stormdemon"(Poinson secreating claymore); Highpowered sniper rifle; various daggers
Magic powers:Necromancey
Any other information: I'm evil. I have enchanted leather armor and wear a long dark cloak.


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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

OK both Air and skullock are in
smiley - biggrin
welcome


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Post 14

Wiro

Name: What is rule one
U. Number:U234722
Weapons: silenced dagger, loudened pistol.
Magic powers: nil
Any other information: read thief of time ... knows rule one


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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

ah ok your in smiley - biggrin
*hands rule one some black clothing*


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Post 16

Wiro

smiley - smiley black is just so nice. so how many hidden pockets are in this?


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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

at the last count forty something...
theres normaly one when you need it...
oh and if you wish to tak up a trade...
weponry sales person medic etc wile your hear let me know


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Wiro

can i look after the stores? as in clothing store, posion store (u need to keep sum just incase supply elsewhere runs out) etcand other assorted stores, within the store


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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

yes you can do that
just start a covo for them and i will add a link to the page


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Wiro

:) interdimensional link to the store ..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F131296?thread=303761


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