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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 26, 2003
Name: Vicki Virago
U. Number: U205101
Weapons: My hands and eyes
Magic powers: The power to corrupt
Gender: Feline of course 
living in or out of HQ: 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 26, 2003
ok your in
but will you be useing the dorms?...
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 26, 2003
hmmmmmm...depends...I'm a very clean person...I like cleanliness.
Are the dorms nice and clean?
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Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 Posted Aug 26, 2003
The dorms are a fetid cesspit. Then again as the only person not living in them I may be bias
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 26, 2003
the dorms are fine...
seperate quarters for male and femaile
and certen guild members who dont stay in them are making up horrable lies
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Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 Posted Aug 26, 2003
To be honest if you want a nice place to live I think your best bet is to go and live with the ducks.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 26, 2003
people may visit the ducks room/pool
but there are no beds there
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Wøñkø Posted Sep 1, 2003
Name: Don't want to type it...
U. Number: U236130
Weapons: Throwing 
s, sniper rifle, sword
Magic powers: Can babble endlessly, resulting in: A)put people to sleep/ B)Dominate people/ C) Annoy/torture people/ D) kill people
Gender: M
living in or out of HQ: out
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 1, 2003
Another thingite in our ranks?
welcome
*hands wonko some off black clothing and a guild id*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 1, 2003
make yourself at home
i beleve you are a candidate for viper...
A1159643
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Sep 2, 2003
Name:Thamian
U. Number: what does this mean
Weapons: Knifes, silenced pistol, dart gun, knuckle duster, spiked boots, just about anything
Magic powers: ability to sneak around and not be seen or heard even if they are looking sraitgth at me with a torch.
Gender:male
living in or out of HQ:either
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Sep 2, 2003
oh U number is this isn't it: U216838
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 2, 2003
welcome...
your a viper too
A1159643
*hands Thamian a bundel of off black clothing a few wepons and a guild id*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Sep 2, 2003
you didn't need to hand me any weapons.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 2, 2003
*shrugs*
well you can keep them anyway
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Baazzaar Posted Sep 4, 2003
Name:Baazzaar
U. Number:229662
Weapons: A range of shirken and other throwable blades
Magic powers:Preternatural sight and hearing
Gender: male
living in or out of HQ: Varied
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Thorondir Posted Sep 9, 2003
Name: Thorondir
U. Number: 239911
Weapons: Sword, Hunting-knife
Magic powers: Split water (up to a litre), Make staffs bloom (only made out of pine tree), Multiply Fish and Bread (sardines and Austrian brown bread only), Resurect Live People
Gender: Male
living in or out of HQ: Living out as a loner
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 9, 2003
ok your bboth in...
welcome 
*hands them both an ID and a bundel of off black clotheing and a variety of wepons*
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- 61: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Aug 26, 2003)
- 62: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 26, 2003)
- 63: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Aug 26, 2003)
- 64: Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 (Aug 26, 2003)
- 65: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 26, 2003)
- 66: Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 (Aug 26, 2003)
- 67: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 26, 2003)
- 68: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Aug 27, 2003)
- 69: Wøñkø (Sep 1, 2003)
- 70: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 1, 2003)
- 71: Wøñkø (Sep 1, 2003)
- 72: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 1, 2003)
- 73: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 2, 2003)
- 74: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 2, 2003)
- 75: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 2, 2003)
- 76: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 2, 2003)
- 77: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 2, 2003)
- 78: Baazzaar (Sep 4, 2003)
- 79: Thorondir (Sep 9, 2003)
- 80: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 9, 2003)
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