A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild

Vault

Post 1

Khamsin

*a large vault, with plenty of coins, artifacts, secret documents and other such things. It opens at 8pm every day*

its a fake


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Post 2

Khamsin

*walks up to the vault types in the overide code and walks in, puts the plans on a shelf labeled "top secret plans" and leaves, leaving the door open behind him carelessly*


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Post 3

Wøñkø

*walks by while leaving and tosses and anonymous skull into the vault*


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Post 4

AK - fancy that!

*walks in and dumps a HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE sack of [chocolate] gold coins into the vault*


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Post 5

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

*puts an unmarked and nondescritp carboard box filled with...things...in the vault*


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Post 6

U218534

Mmm... chocolate... smiley - choc

*runs in and starts scoffing smiley - chocsmiley - 2cents, ignoring warnings from a passing duck*


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Post 7

Wøñkø

see? they're useless. USELESS.


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Post 8

AK - fancy that!


Yeah, I see what you mean...


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Post 9

Wøñkø

smiley - sadface


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Post 10

AK - fancy that!

smiley - shrug

*vault clsoes for a few weeks*


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Post 11

Wiro

if u question thwe ducks u question teh guild leader, thus go inquisit yourself


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Post 12

AK - fancy that!

um...


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Post 13

Wøñkø

I didn't question them, only... commented.


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Post 14

AK - fancy that!

smiley - laugh


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Post 15

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

*comes back, opens the cardboard box, removes a bag, closes and seals the box w/ duct tape, leaves*


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Post 16

Khamsin

*3 Khamsins Carry in a 4th Khamsin and smiley - handcuffs the 4th to the chair*

Khamsins: wake up weakling *throw a bucket of water over him*



Captain: *coughs* smiley - cross what is it you want from me

Khamsin-beta1: *punches captain in the eye* tell us where it is weakling

Captain: NEVER!

Khamsin-beta2: *kicks him in the gut, the captain coughs* you will tell us


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Post 17

U521150

*the door bursts open and Feuille runs in*

Stop what you're doing, right now!


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Post 18

Khamsin

Khamsins: You are not our objective

Captain: *coughs up some blood* let her through...

*the robots stand aside to let her through*


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Post 19

U521150

*brushes past the robots and gets out a tissue, she wipes the blood from the Captain's face*

What have they done to you...*to the Khamsins* Go, now!


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Post 20

Khamsin

*the Khamsins walk over stand in the corners of the room*

Captain: *groans* stupid robots... Feuille we have to warn the Doctor...


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