h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*struggles some more* you can't hurt her.... you can't...

*thinks about it* how woud you catch a shadow?

Well catching a shadow is hard, but destroying it is all too easy. Cornering, then light. *her eyes flash*

And I don't have to have her with me to harm her. After all, I have /you/. **

*a small kitten toddles into the room and drops a mouse infront of khamsin*

Kitten: Meeew?

*looks down at the kitten and smiles*

You can't kill me, you /need/ me

*picks up the kitten and looks at it with narrowed eyes, holding it at arms length*

are you afraid of a kitten? don't you think its cute when you look at it?

*smiles*

Don't you love it?

Oh it's cute, it's just also suspicious. *looks at it suspiciously*

its a kitten... you know, you see them in everyday houses

*smiles* what is there to be scared of?

Oh come on, don't insult my megalomaniacal tendencies, I'm not the kind of evil-plan maker to /not/ be suspicious of anythign that comes in rright at the pivotal moment of my fiendish plans?

then give it to a robot Khamsin.. if you are holding it then surely the cute little Kitten will beat you...

so this is all your plan then?

do you not feel love?

you can't if you work with Khamsin-Omega... he isn't programed to feel love

*snorts* Isn't programmed to feel love? Robots feel emotions just as organic people do. *glares, still holding the kitten*

*raises an Eyebrow*

and how would you know that?

how did he manage to activate you? he needs the codes...

*looks blankly at him, growing confused*

What? You....*realises* you think I'm a robot? *laughs*

no, I don't think you are a robot...

I know you are an omega, why else would the robots be scared of you... you could crush them with your bear hands....

but then you think, feel, and appear to be a human...


*shakes his head* it was a mistake... you are too real, you are all crazy...

how is it that you are "alive" you don't have the codes...

*Runs in*
*runs out*
*waits in the hall, peering in and listening*

*laughs* We are all crazy? No more than your average human, like you or the good Doctor...

And as to my being alive despite your best efforts...you would have to ask Khamsin-Omega. *a strange light comes into her eyes when she says his name*

You are evil, you will never get the code to awaken the other Omegas

*spits at her* give up

*easily avoids his spit*

Evil? Why do you say that? And give up? I might as well say that to you! You're the one tied in a chair!

Like I said, you don't stand a cance of /ever/ finding the code

give up, and I might let you live /Feuille/

*snorts*

You're so obstinately confident of your triumph, Khamsin...I have no idea why!