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As in real life I have dreams of being a poet/writer and illustrator, I make appearances in the post doing various different things, below are links to my poems and Inside H2G2 which is a comic that I illustrate weekly for the site.
  • My Poetry Archives
  • Inside H2G2
  • Read the h2g2 Post


    Thanks to Automatic 42-ism calculator I found out my 42ism is 2*5*(10)-58 = 42

    MY PET smiley - monster

    Khamsin: My pet smiley - monster is a very socialable little beastie when I let him free from his cage
    smiley - monster: I is beaten in I's cage
    Khamsin: shhhhhh be quiet smiley - monster
    smiley - monster: I is being quiet Master KhamsinKhamsin: Like I was saying, smiley - monster is very social and likes to make lots of friends who I have listed below*Monster's Friends1. Cute Scientist2. Juicy Little Girl3. Demon Queen4. bossy man5. mouse boy6. Dirty Medic7. Sweet Girl8. Chocolate Girl9. Smart Chemist10. Strange Cat-lady11. Khamsin Brother

    Sorry I'm not around much at the moment, please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can:-) I Slept Through Single Sign-on


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