The Assassins' Guild Account

The Assassins Guild is a very large building, looking very much like a stately home. Except for one main difference. The inhabitants

Immediately through the gates is a long lawn… this is actually for defensive reasons not just to set a pretty picture.

The house has huge wooden doors at least 3inch think with imposing gargoyles above the door. You walk into a grand entrance hall with marbled floors on which anything echoes, this is also where meals are served by the guilds servants, for reasons forgotten they are known as Ducks.

There is the circular office. This is where the heads of each of the specialisations gather to discuss strategy and what’s happening next. If you need to find one of the head specialists there will normally be someone in here, even if it is only the head duck (who keeps track of where people are for continuity’s sake)

The library – a place for all those reference books and studying

If you wish to see the Guild Masters for any sort of.... business then please do so here

Everyone in the guild is entitled to a room, simply make a conversation using the “discuss this article” button and put your name e.g. “Random Researchers Room”

Towards the back of the house there are the kitchens where food is prepared, and steps going down to the cellars.


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