Tarheru Ainadae Morgil
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Here followeth some information about His Divine Shadow, and his pet Plaeryin Bol, Mombassa.
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I am the Shadow of Eru, the one who made all. I have taken to a life as a vegabond, I travel here and there, doing this and that. I have mastered many jobs and aquired many skills. I have lifetimes of knowledge and experiance.
As a divine entity I can take many forms and be in many places at the same time.
Current titles and ranks
Some known alieses:
Hello, , hows it goin? I am currently tied with Wonko The Insane for the longest title on all of H2G2, isn't that nice?
His Divine Shadow, The Shape-shifting god of Light and Dark, Emperor of the United Intergalactic Imperium, Senior Member of the Shadow Council, Kaiser of all of Germany, Keeper of the Plaeryin Bol, Director of Terranic Intelligance and Assistant Director of Terranic Intelligance, Lord of the Balrogs, Brother of Eru (who created all), High Prince of the Noldor, Commander of the Thingite Army of Kilted Scottsman, United Friend of H2G2, Knight of Technomancy and Sorcery, Were-Wookie, Muse of Overkill, Proffessor of Charms at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Deep cover and very shadowy agent in the Terranic Intelligance Machine (beleive it or not, different from the terranic army), C.A.V.E. Member, Official Weirdo, Lieutenant General of the Humanoid Corps in the Legions of Hell, Member of Viper, Commodore of the Assassin's Guild attack and defence fleet, The Axeman, Patron Saint of Warriors and Explosions, Member of P.U.D.D.I.N.G. and finally, Unofficial Gaurdian Angel of Sub-Sandwiches (and unofficial because Arch-Angel Myorjo [or whatever] is niggly). Battleship Captain in the Legue of H2G2, Founder of the Tenlos Syndicate, Founder of the Hell and Heavy Weapons Corporation, Shop Master of the Divine Wand Shoppe, 1st Space Pirate of the Tenlos Syndicate, Un-offical lurker, Assassin Captian in the Assassin's Guild, Sauron the Deciever (member of the JRR Tolkien film and book club), Member of the Classic Goo Fan Club (even though I don't actually use it),Owner/Operator: Time Traveling Grill, Q in the H2G2 spy societies gadget branch, Jedi Padawan, Member of the H2G2 Wizard's Guild Mercenary for hire, Founding Member of the Helsing Organization, Vampire Hunter for Helsing, Pythonist, Comodore in the Duckman Industries Defence Force, Terranic Count, Sith Master, Sith Lord, Apprentice in the Magician's Guild, member of S.T.U.M.P.E.D., thief and winner of at least 5 Gods Duels
My Weapons
His Divine Shadow is currently the Director of Terranic Intel, and directs Terranic Intel from the Terranic Intel Building
Find out what kind of mythological critter you are!
Mombassa, who dwells in HDS's left eye socket
Mombassa, is His Divine Shadow's pet, and has been for millenia. Mombassa is the first of all the Plaeryin Bol, and is a were-critter. Her power is that she can, at will, turn into a Thunder Bird, a massive bird that flies faster than sound, and throws lighting from its mouth, feet, and wings. When not hiding in HDS's pocket, Mombassa sits in HDS's left eye socket, and spits deadly venom at any who dare to challange him. Mombassa looks like a gray/green turtle, with the black wings and head of a humming bird. HDS dearly loves Mombassa, and Mombassa dearly loves HDS, they converse often.
Mombassa has over the years, learned to use the force, the Wierding Way, and magic to alter the chemicals he fires from his mouth. Thus he can not only kill, but also stun, his prey.
Mombassa is also a were-Thunder-bird (not the car, the mysticle bird)
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The following are a whole lot of links that I, and maybe you, will find usefull.
History of weapons: for the Guide
The Newreasercher page
My Nifty ACE greeting
The Lean Mean Anoyance Machine
Some interesting statistics
My wonderful corporation: Hell and Heavy Weapons Corporation
My island the Island of Shadows
One of the circular galleries
My own personal criminal syndicate
What precious little personal info I care to share
Favorite Movies
Books (or Book Series)
there's more books, but I have read many, and cannot remember all of them
"Ash Nazg Durbatuluk, Ash, Nazg Gimbatul, Ash Nazg Thrakuluk, Agh Burzumishi Krimpatul.
"One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, And in the darkness bind them."
Latest Messages
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Hey man long time no talk! | Jan 24, 2006 |
The Jedaii Academy | Aug 31, 2004 |
Bol? | Aug 12, 2004 |
Yo HDS | Mar 10, 2004 |
Your Licence | Feb 20, 2004 |
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