Tarheru Ainadae Morgil

Greetings! Enjoy your stay in the Holy Realm of His Divine Shadow!

Uncle Vader want's YOU, , for the Empire!

You want it? You got it, at Hell and Heavy Weapons Corporation!

Come and watch the Duel of Fates

Take a gander at my quotes page, you might find some quotes from some of your favorite people as I have, Enjoy!

the Holy Shadow of Eru

Here followeth some information about His Divine Shadow, and his pet Plaeryin Bol, Mombassa.


Check out my edited guide entry! The History of Medieval Weapons in Europe. I hope you all enjoy, and "Thank You" to everyone that helped

I am the Shadow of Eru, the one who made all. I have taken to a life as a vegabond, I travel here and there, doing this and that. I have mastered many jobs and aquired many skills. I have lifetimes of knowledge and experiance.

As a divine entity I can take many forms and be in many places at the same time.

Current titles and ranks

  • The Shape-shifting god of Light and Dark
  • Emperor of the United Intergalactic Imperium
  • Senior Member of the Shadow Council
  • Apprentice in the Magician's Guild
  • Kaiser of all of Germany
  • Keeper of the Plaeryin Bol
  • Lieutenant General of the Humanoid Corps in the Legions of Hell
  • Count of Phlogos, an island of Terrania
  • Director of Terranic Intelligance
  • Assistant Director of Terranic Intelligance
  • Lord of the Balrogs
  • Brother of Eru, who created all
  • High Prince of the Noldor
  • Commander of the Thingite Army of Kilted Scottsman
  • United Friend of H2G2
  • Knight of Technomancy and Sorcery
  • Were-Wookie
  • Battleship Captain in the Legeau of H2G2
  • Muse of Overkill
  • Proffessor of Charms at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
  • Deep cover and very shadowy agent in the Terranic Intelligance Machine
  • Member of V.I.P.E.R.
  • Commodore of the Assassin's Guild attack and defence fleet
  • Assassin Captain in the Assassin's Guild
  • Patron Saint of Warriors and Explosions
  • Member of P.U.D.D.I.N.G.
  • Unofficial Gaurdian Angel of Sub Sandwiches
  • Member of the Random Quotes Guild
  • Mercenary for hire
  • Jedi Padawan
  • H2G2 Spy Society gadgeteer
  • Sith Lord
  • Sith Master
  • Pythonist
  • Member of the JRR Tolkien Film and Book club
  • Thief
  • Owner/Operator: Time Traveling Grill
  • C.A.V.E. Member
  • Member of S.T.U.M.P.E.D.
  • Official Weirdo

  • a lovely badgeThe H2G2 Crest

    Some known alieses:

  • Gil-Galad
  • Tiamat, Magician apprentice
  • Intelligence Director Isard
  • Assistant Director of Intelligance (AD-I) Xavier Mourryan
  • Gothmog: Lord of Balrogs
  • Intelligence Agent Kournavesco
  • General Odin
  • Proffessor Tal Rasha
  • Kenth Hamner
  • Agent Desiderius Black
  • The Architect
  • Shop Master G'kar
  • Francis Drake III, Pirate
  • Jango Fett, Assassin
  • Jedi Padawan Coran Halcyon
  • Q (that's the true Q, from James Bond, not the poser Qs of Star Trek)
  • Lord Niax
  • Lord Eversor
  • Member of the H2G2Wizard's Guild
  • Sauron the Deciever
  • The Axeman
  •  Here comes the candle to light you to bed, here comes the chopper to chop off your head

    Hello, , hows it goin? I am currently tied with Wonko The Insane for the longest title on all of H2G2, isn't that nice?

    His Divine Shadow, The Shape-shifting god of Light and Dark, Emperor of the United Intergalactic Imperium, Senior Member of the Shadow Council, Kaiser of all of Germany, Keeper of the Plaeryin Bol, Director of Terranic Intelligance and Assistant Director of Terranic Intelligance, Lord of the Balrogs, Brother of Eru (who created all), High Prince of the Noldor, Commander of the Thingite Army of Kilted Scottsman, United Friend of H2G2, Knight of Technomancy and Sorcery, Were-Wookie, Muse of Overkill, Proffessor of Charms at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Deep cover and very shadowy agent in the Terranic Intelligance Machine (beleive it or not, different from the terranic army), C.A.V.E. Member, Official Weirdo, Lieutenant General of the Humanoid Corps in the Legions of Hell, Member of Viper, Commodore of the Assassin's Guild attack and defence fleet, The Axeman, Patron Saint of Warriors and Explosions, Member of P.U.D.D.I.N.G. and finally, Unofficial Gaurdian Angel of Sub-Sandwiches (and unofficial because Arch-Angel Myorjo [or whatever] is niggly). Battleship Captain in the Legue of H2G2, Founder of the Tenlos Syndicate, Founder of the Hell and Heavy Weapons Corporation, Shop Master of the Divine Wand Shoppe, 1st Space Pirate of the Tenlos Syndicate, Un-offical lurker, Assassin Captian in the Assassin's Guild, Sauron the Deciever (member of the JRR Tolkien film and book club), Member of the Classic Goo Fan Club (even though I don't actually use it),Owner/Operator: Time Traveling Grill, Q in the H2G2 spy societies gadget branch, Jedi Padawan, Member of the H2G2 Wizard's Guild Mercenary for hire, Founding Member of the Helsing Organization, Vampire Hunter for Helsing, Pythonist, Comodore in the Duckman Industries Defence Force, Terranic Count, Sith Master, Sith Lord, Apprentice in the Magician's Guild, member of S.T.U.M.P.E.D., thief and winner of at least 5 Gods Duels

    My Weapons

  • Duel silenced Walther PPKs
  • Duel Israeli Arms Inc Desert Eagles (chain or clip fed)
  • Thompson sub-machine gun
  • Deep purple
    and Deep Blue
  • S2 organs (angelic)

  • His Divine Shadow is currently the Director of Terranic Intel, and directs Terranic Intel from the Terranic Intel Building

    Find out what kind of mythological critter you are!

    nifty weapons

    Me again!

    Mombassa, who dwells in HDS's left eye socket

    My dear pet Mombassa

    Mombassa, is His Divine Shadow's pet, and has been for millenia. Mombassa is the first of all the Plaeryin Bol, and is a were-critter. Her power is that she can, at will, turn into a Thunder Bird, a massive bird that flies faster than sound, and throws lighting from its mouth, feet, and wings. When not hiding in HDS's pocket, Mombassa sits in HDS's left eye socket, and spits deadly venom at any who dare to challange him. Mombassa looks like a gray/green turtle, with the black wings and head of a humming bird. HDS dearly loves Mombassa, and Mombassa dearly loves HDS, they converse often.

    Mombassa has over the years, learned to use the force, the Wierding Way, and magic to alter the chemicals he fires from his mouth. Thus he can not only kill, but also stun, his prey.

    Mombassa is also a were-Thunder-bird (not the car, the mysticle bird)

    James Bond says,'give me a gods d@mned drink!'a stiff drink is welcome here, please, bring some for everybody!smiley - teasmiley - bubblysmiley - alesmiley - emptysmiley - drunksmiley - monstersmiley - bluefishsmiley - coffeesmiley - bubblysmiley - sharksmiley - coffeesmiley - teasmiley - wowsmiley - bubblysmiley - alesmiley - stoutsmiley - teasmiley - alesmiley - cakesmiley - sheepsmiley - teasmiley - cakesmiley - coffeesmiley - teasmiley - bubblysmiley - cakesmiley - coffeesmiley - alesmiley - cakesmiley - cheesecakesmiley - alesmiley - bubblysmiley - coffeesmiley - monstersmiley - alesmiley - stoutsmiley - roflsmiley - coffeesmiley - teasmiley - somersaultsmiley - teasmiley - cakesmiley - bubblysmiley - alesmiley - cakesmiley - teasmiley - coffeesmiley - cakesmiley - teasmiley - stoutsmiley - alesmiley - cakesmiley - bubblysmiley - cakesmiley - coffeesmiley - cakesmiley - bubblysmiley - teasmiley - biggrinsmiley - coffeesmiley - bubblysmiley - titsmiley - cakesmiley - bubblysmiley - teasmiley - cakesmiley - alesmiley - cakesmiley - bubblysmiley - cakesmiley - coffeesmiley - cakesmiley - alesmiley - stoutsmiley - teasmiley - schooloffishsmiley - sharksmiley - dragonsmiley - coffeesmiley - cakesmiley - alesmiley - bubbly
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    Lieutenant General

    Legions of Hell

    BBC News: Politics
    ééIn the Magician's Guild. éé

    Thingite badge

    Monty Python Rules!

    PUDDING Badge

    smiley - space

    Fires of Hell Ignite
         God of the     
    Shadow Council

    H2G2 GOD
    all things you can find in a church bake sale!
    The H2G2 Guild of Thieves
    smiley - thief
    “ Official Thieves Licence Number 99 ”

    UnOfficial h2g2 Lurker

    The H2G2 Assassin's guild
    smiley - ghost
    nil mortifi sine lucure

    I'm a member of the Classic Goo Fan Club!

    If you need to talk to an ACE, just take a look here:

    The Man! JRR Tolkien

    A mammoth or two

    smiley - space


    In The Name of God,

    Impure Souls of The Living Dead

    Shall Be Banished

    Into Eternal Damnation.


    The following are a whole lot of links that I, and maybe you, will find usefull.

    the Odoacer

    History of weapons: for the Guide

    the convo for the above

    The Black Death

    Sith Army

    The Newreasercher page

    Babylon 5 Empire

    Star Wars Empire

    My Nifty ACE greeting

    The Lean Mean Anoyance Machine

    Government weapons

    Some interesting statistics

    GuideML Clinic

    GuideML Picture Library

    A Roman fresco.

    The Temple of Shadows

    The Avenue of Small Gods


    My wonderful corporation: Hell and Heavy Weapons Corporation

    stuff for H+HW

    Cow Pattie Bingo: great game, eh?

    My island the Island of Shadows

    The Shrine of Shadows

    One of the circular galleries

    Sol Civil War

    Help for ACEs

    Some quotes I like

    My own personal criminal syndicate

    HDS's homework

    A rocket, nifty eh?An elephant!Because I', crazy, that's why!This here is some funny stuff.

    What precious little personal info I care to share

    Favorite Movies

  • Star Wars Trilogy (IV through VI)
  • Lexx movies 1 and 3: "I Worship His Shadow" and "Giga-Shadow"
  • Mystery Science Theater 3000: the Movie
  • Books (or Book Series)

  • Star Wars: The New Jedi Order (series)
  • Star Wars: The Grand Admiral Thrawn Trilogy and the Hand of Thrawn duology
  • The Passing of the Techno-Mages
  • American Gods
  • Denis Miller Rants collections (not really a series, but might as well be)
  • The Complete and Unabridged Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (my edition looks like a bible)
  • The Hobbit
  • The Lord of the Rings
  • Brain Droppings and Napalm and Silly Putty (George Carlin books)
  • there's more books, but I have read many, and cannot remember all of them

    H2G2 Researcher

    "Ash Nazg Durbatuluk, Ash, Nazg Gimbatul, Ash Nazg Thrakuluk, Agh Burzumishi Krimpatul.

    "One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, And in the darkness bind them."


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