Ace Rimmer

Fear not, I'm the bloke who used to
clean the gunk out of the chicken soup machine!  Actually, I know sod all about space travel but if you've got a blocked nozzle, I'm your lad!
Don't panic, Captain Arnold Judas Rimmer is here.
Allow me to introduce myself, I am AJ Rimmer (BSC SSC), Technician 2nd class onboard the JMC mining ship


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About me

Male, 19 from Sweden. Cynical, narcassistic, neurotic, compulsive and completely mental at times! Yet I'm perfectly convinced everyone around me are totally insane.
I arrived at this conclusion only a mere few moments after being born, and have yet to be proven otherwise. But don't worry, I've grown to like crazy people! smiley -
As for my interests, I like to watch TV, play computer games, read, write, anything that can involve me in a different kind of universe, and writing is something I try time and time again at, to disastrous results. Additionally; Everything after this sentence may or may not be horribly out-dated and/or pure lies.

Me on h2g2

Obviously, me on h2g2 is completely different from me in real life. Here I may appear nerdy, insecure and uninteresting.
Nothing could be further from the truth. But I've tried to leave my mark on a few little things here and there on h2g2.
You'll notice alot of them have died since I joined. Weird how things work out huh?

I have a pitch at the far corner of The campsite
Join the smiley - pirateThe Ragnorak pirates.
I am also the highest ranking crewmember onboard Red Dwarf which I founded together with Existential Elevator.
Join Red Dwarf and see space!

I am deputy, vice-minion maitenance repairman of thingite stuffsmiley - spork.

UnOfficial h2g2 Lurker

Day of days by me and Tosh!
The Simpsons worldStrikers marching.
The Terranic army.
Regiment Gazpacho.
Finally, I've reached the position of power I deserve! And I didn't need to take an exam!
smiley - ok ALABASTER
Pure Classic Beauty
smiley - smiley

My Mates

Sgt. Mushroom

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Don't panic help centre
House rules
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Smiley'sWrite something here and make AJ happy...
smiley - coolSmoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.


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