I'm Atari!

I'm a real researcher: 21+12+7+2=42

I did it!


Hi, I'm Atari, a 15 Year old. And I'm from Scotland.

So this is where I say something about myself...hmm...

I joined hootoo in December 2002 (prompted by RhoMuNuQsmiley - ), and since then I became an ACE and a Sub-editor. I quit this after a few months as it was too much work, and I'm lazy smiley - . Other stuff I've done is to write lots of guide entries, a couple which have become edited.

Please say hello, but ONLY if you're .

Some things I like:

Music (Too much to mention here, why not ask me?)

Terminator Films (Hasta La Vista, Baby!smiley - )

Warhammer 40,000 (I collect the Necronssmiley - )

Computer (Obviously!)

Other Films (Matrix, Lord of the Rings [I read the books FIRST] and a lot of others)

Reading (Again, too much to mention here)

Infinite Improbability Drive | Newbies!

_______________________________________________________________________ JointheSporkitestodayatA922835.smiley - smiley - Oh what a wonderful oblivionsmiley - .smiley - .smiley - Life, don't talk to me about life...Here's a list of clubs I created! The Sporkites The World Research club The EMBD Fan Club Here's a list of the clubs I've joined! The Thingites The DIV fan club United Friends Duckman Industries Security Force 1001% Xentric Random Quotes Guild The Vogons I REFUSE TO PROVIDE LINKS TO ANY OF THOSE!!!smiley - smiley - Earthlings, I suggest you askh2g2!.

Floating away...

..As the rumours would have it, I am no longer an Ace or a Sub-editor!

I'm a member of the Musicians Guild (I play Bass). The Musicians' Guild LogoAtari Teenage Riot!British pigeonsME!smiley - boingSpork SPORKITESsmiley - sporksmiley - sporksmiley - sporksmiley - sporkFOREVER!!!!!!!!smiley - sporksmiley - sporksmiley - sporksmiley - sporkSporksmiley - snowballThe 209 -1 proud Members of Clan ThingiteClive the flying ostrich - Warlordacidbath - Grand VisierParrferris - Minister of Defence (and Occasional Offence)Amy - High Priestess of Thing and   General in Charge of External AffairsThe Gook - Sir Loin, Master at ArmsInkwash - Speaker of the UnderpassShea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard   and Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-erHappyDude - Camp FollowerMike - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide SquadAverage Joe - Thingite Tactical AdvisorM'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred AleSad, Mad or Bad - Bearer of PennantsUncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / WitchfinderLady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon DivisionThing - Guardian of the Sacred ThornSt. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good IdeasEkki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThingAcolyte Hezher - High Chocolater PixieMinister of Occasional TablesHiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things ThingyEris - Resident DeitySir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit   and Kight Errant of the Thingite CauseKatie of the Redheads - Donna and MotherSt Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich MakerSir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra   and Knight Errant of the Thingite CauseE G Mel - The Maker of Small Electric GadgetsQueen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of SmiliesIce - Thingite Neuro-SurgeonYeliab - Thingite EngineerABI (!!!) - Captain of ReconnaissanceFrankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda ChiefJoe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War MachineDastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite LegionsBusterbone - Warden of the Pound; Lobber of dogs. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake and   D. Pres. for Flicking Rubber Bands.Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)   for the Court of ThingAnnette - Official Chinchilla TrainerPu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on   Thingite Calendar(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of CarrotsCyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys   and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline AcupuncturistsJ'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer and Official   Person In Charge Of Making Something Official LookingPeregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite LegionsTwinkle - Official Thingite TeleportationistAngelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic   Weaponry for the Thingite LegionsShorty - Tamer/Trainer of KremlinPhreako - Official Pigeon TrainerTuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillynessw85 - Thingite Master of Ceremoniesfred_smith - Professor of Surreal WeaponryephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist   for all Things ThingyRootitoot - Thingite Trumpet HeraldOttox - Official Thingite NemesisDemon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine   Irish Thingite CouncilGranny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites   and Mother in Law from HellEx-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths   (Parrot trooper)Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (& Diviner of Dark Magics!)Thing - Thingite GatEngländer - Thingite of No ThingsBluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condimentsfords_prefect - Drinker of TeaJoe - Priest of Bovine-Related RitualsBina-baby - Wearer of All Things PurpleDr E Vibenstein - Doctor of ThingismMr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant   of Un-Opened Cans of WhuppassSulk - Faithful Hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,   Grand Visier of ThingDreamchild Warspasam - Minister for   Unnecessary Macho Posturinglemodog - Captain of Every Wibble of the YearI'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the GunbladeSam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -   Thingite Alterer of CalendarsInfinity - Thingite Grand High WitchPablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of Bar-SnacksPlastic Squirrel - Worrier of PigeonsTabitca - Official Thingite CatFred the Badger - Official Thingite BartenderCroz T Scout - ThingNet System AdministratorThe Doctor - Head of ConfusionSt Niwt - Amphibious Warden for   the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive ServerMarch Hare Commander of the Thingite LemmingsVidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite CauseCasey - Bomber Squadron LeaderLuvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless NumbersSnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and SorceressBubbles - Wandering Theoretical MindBatty - Thingite Adawehi of NuyagiEx Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian   and Scaled BeastieMaW - Thingite Dance Troupe ChoreographerIron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smithsome bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,   pithy name and spent five sleepless   nights trying but couldn't think of one   - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and Fluffy BunniesFABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special OperationsMookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and JusticeIncrease Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silencesin the Court of ThingCaptain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little peopleAvenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics SupporterEngels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and SpiffynessJiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare andConfusing ConversationsLifson - Thingite WebmasterCabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust   Fumes and Other Noxious SubstancesStrider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of ThingiesRat - Official Thingite BlokeKnifee - Thingite in Charge of Stuff You Shouldn't Run WithDragonfly - Official Unofficial ThingiteErnie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little ElfWho Was Born on a ThingEggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher FanaticMrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management   Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzydoreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble,   Pagan Younger and Official Pooper ScooperSmilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant   of the Thingite ArmyIago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)Michele - Purveyor of Oscillating Gyroscopes   and Thingite Postmistress GeneralRipper - Veteran Soditite Specialist and   Navigator of High-Speed Inanimate Objects   (Including But Not Limited to Walls and Bus Stops)Balsac - The Wrinkled RetainerCandi - Mistress of TittersClelba - Spigot NodulatorLady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist and Offical Spork EngraverSergeant Mushroom - Sergeant MushroomCybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason OfficerCarl - Official undead zombie chicken of Thing (ex partie)Leeneh - BornonthingBa'alzamon - Lord of the Underworld,   and all things Dark and SlimyYar Kramer - Summary SummonerElle - Thingite Espionage AgentGalen - Official Banisher of SoditOne Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer   in Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories   and Shiny Gardening ToolsTORG - Lord High Slapper of Wrists and   Knitter of Belly-Button FluffMr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer of Laziness and   Giver-Outer-er of Excuses for Being LazyGreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson   to/from the Questions Only ThreadTHE KID - Romancer of the Realm of The RidiculousNeobrad - Thingite Biro ConsultantKaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak and   Follower of Richard Marx-ismMr Legion - Secretary of Evil for the Thingite CauseFadookie the Froody - The Shah of Great Boo-hally,   Vice President of the Department of Vice and Strife,   Coveter of Llamas, Newbie ExtraordinaireVicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader to The Thingite ClanKerrAvon- Thingite in Charge of Revoltionary Misspelt GraffettttiSir Stu - Thingite CookSir Culdasac - Master of the Thingite Monkey ArmyAlex - Thingite Ambassador of the Irony of the SmileGingerElle - High Empress of Rich Tea Eating   and Curator of the Official FruitcakeDoc Shinryuu - The Great and Powerful Towel Magepeter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel namesake and   correspondent to teddybears and white miceAndyG - Thingite Scanner of Subterrainean SurfacesYankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator of Thingite EspionageVroomfindel - Thingite of Title-Related Indecisiveness   and Unofficial Changer of the MindPinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis of   Very Nearly All Things PiscineNihilistMan - Enforcer of Good and Righteous Aroma   to that of Your Cheese, the Honourable   Crown Duke of SillywaddleGingerElle - High Empress of Rich Tea Eating and   Curator of the Official Fruitcakewinter rae - Zen Controller of Strategy and ReconnaisanceCaptain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance   Repairman of Thingite Stuffmezzy5 - Thingite Weather DragonHyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster of EducashunJedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk JediTypolifi - Grand Nofficer of the 5th Wibble TaskforcePeet - Pedant to the StarsCrazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana   "Who's Yer Daddy?" PantsUtter Bewilderment - Thingite PreacherAuralyra - Thingite Ambassador to Fools, Keeper of the   Thingite Greenhouse and Official Spurner of BroccoliBeatnik - Relatively Official Minister of   Anything Saturated with CaffeineDaro Frink - Sub personality of Daro. In charge of   co-ordinating the voices in your headRedz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's SisterBritish Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan of the Dark SideIneffable - The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of-   Somewhere-Or-Another, In Disguiseddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy BearRhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link to Psueudophysical RealityAmy Pawloski - Thingite Official   Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer...er...er...Tubaman - Official Thingte KleptomaniacTerran - The Gabble-Less, Except On WeekendsZok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop of The Thingites   and Poobah of the way of the SporkRYU - The Lord Of The Light DragonsCybercat - Cleaner of Strange and Metallic ObjectsChauncey - The Startled GazeeboThe Omniscient One - Guardian of All Thingite   Knowledge and WisdomRalph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander   of all Killer LlamasDarth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled   Shaver of Hairy DragonsOberon2001 - Holder of the Royal Knickers,   Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start MechanicRajimom - Duchess of SoditZ Phantom - Bringer of Boring and Dull Booksquid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here   And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites,   Please Go To This A857937 And You'll   Know The Reason WhyZhora - Lover of Sailors and Mountaineers,   Purveyor of Tea and Shortbread to the Thingite Army,   Holder of an Emergency Can of Irn BruJustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor of Thingite-icaMr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener   and Part-Time Caretakerfinnjim - THE Teacher of the Thingite ClanEmmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane MakerNastykoala - Grand Thingite Master and   Cause of Chemistry Lab FiascosWuytvandriver - Head of Insanely Fast DrivingHussassan the Silicon Samurai (previously known as   Blood Angel) - Thingite ShogunJedi Apprentice - Very Depressed ThingiteBlue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse - Executive   Director of the "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation Center   (where we help you shed all those old   mundane worrisome insipid main-stream habits   with a minimum of electro-shock therapy),   and Holder of the Keys to the LooNerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The   Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And Australian   Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days   And Eventual Complete Cessation Of WorkZantic - Evil Scientist In TrainingSchroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat -    Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of   The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo MosqueMiss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person   In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose   The Thingite Cause With PantyhoseApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places   In The Halls Of The Thingite CattleMystrunner - AssassinDaniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert TacticsCount Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener Of Phone CordsRanmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of   Standing Around And Looking Generally   Confused For Some Odd Reasonecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of DudleyvilleBuzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe DiemRt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO of Tandy and Direct Link to GodSnill (One of the Little People) - Master of   French-horn Playing Turtles and The Main   Shoelace Tier of Shoelaces On ShoeZscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah of the   Thingites of Estonia FactionAtari - The Great Master of Large Inflated SporksMozzerella - Officer In Charge of Hopelessly Complex DevicesNoggin the Nog - Secretary of Stoat and Chief WeaselSanta - Santa ClausJade - Official Hoarder of Specially Trained   Cats for the Thingite ArmadaEuan - Honourable Thingite Boffin I don't think you like me very much: A reenactment of an historical military sceneA graphic combining a film projector, a cross and a bag of money
The H2G2 Assassin's guild
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