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CONRAD von Hotzendorf, Max
Branch: Political Intelligence, Secret Service
Prompt: Isn't it about time you had one?
Reply: Don't mind if I do.
Grade on entry: Single Agent
Current Grade: TREBLE AGENT
Promotability Rating: WELL FITTED (for "Principal Security Risk")
Previous Experience before entering service: Sub-Lieutenant on HMS Adriatic. Undercover work on enemy vessels. Charged with selling lager and rum, from stores, on black market but case dismissed, after ten-minute hearing. Members of Board of Inquiry presented with large amounts of bottle-shaped evidence in brown paper bags, which was deemed too sensitive to be made public. Decorated (cakes) and recommended for transfer.
Main Responsiblities: protection of agents from poisoning by foreign powers; distribution of counterfeit confectionery etc for circulation in target countries [Liaison Officer with Project Cement]; gathering information on the party food production capacity of rival nations; neutralisation of enemy agents in kitchens and pie/ cake/ chocolate factories; analysis in field of food and drink; office parties
Favourite snack: pork pie, washed down with brown ale
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| How could you leave me like that? | Jan 5, 2004 |
| ACE Visit | Nov 12, 2003 |
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| The Common Room | Jan 14, 2004 | May 24, 2010 |
| The Fleet Admiral's Office | Jan 9, 2004 | Jul 4, 2009 |
| The Act of Union | No Posting | Sep 20, 2006 |
| Changes and Corrections: The UK | No Posting | Jun 16, 2006 |
| Assasins Gild Stores | Jan 14, 2004 | Apr 26, 2006 |
Max Conrad
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