The Gates of HELL

The March for Jack
Find the Next Desination

Welcome to the lowest level of HELL

Let me introduce myself I am Lucifer although my friends call me Rob.
Life is good here in HELL every sin you could ever dream of is catered for.. HOME SWEET HOME On the first Level are the minor sins... THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS And from there on it only gets better.. As everyone should know HELL is infinite..
So feel free to explore and find what is right for you...
With an eternity ahead of you, you will DEFINATLEY have enough time..
EVERY TASTE IS CATERED FOR !!!!!! But for now let me tell you about myself I am 25 years old (or maybe it's centuries I can never remember).
As for my interests well lets just say being the ruler of HELL has given me a taste for everything..
But like everyone else I have my favourites...
If you are willing to take a few minutes to listen I will be more than happy to tell you...
We don't get many visitors down here and I like to add that little personal touch whenever I can..
Now lets see FAVOURITES....!!!!!

  • Fifth Element
  • The Lost Boys
  • Vampire in Brooklyn
  • Dawn of The Dead (2004 remake)
  • X-Men (1 and 2)
  • Nicolas Cage
  • Kevin Spacey
  • Chris Rock
  • Robin Williams
  • Halle Berry
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar
  • Jeri Ryan
  • Liv Tyler
  • Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • Evanescence
  • Eminem
  • Sister Bliss
  • Bare Naked Ladies

This is (as far as I can gather) usually the place where I would describe myself to you, my personality, what I am like and what I like to chat about..
Well I can not do that mainly because I myself do not know yet.
My personality well I will let you judge that for yourself if are willing to find out.
And as for what I am like and like to chat about lets just say I am willing to try anything once, Twice if I like it...

Thank you for taking time to come and see the truth behind the propaganda surrounding HELL and if you would like to know more drop me a message, I don't get many visitors down here (especially not live ones) so I will be more than happy to reply.

Rob - AKA Lucifer - Dark Lord of the Underworld - Ruler of Hell and Cara - Shadow Mage Extraordinaire

Dante Says I Deserve to be on the 8th level of Hell

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Extreme
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Extreme

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

My Vampire Name is

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Musette Choiseul Known in some parts of the world as: Nemesis of Seducers The Great Archives Record: Beautiful and alluring - hiding great power, great danger.

My Spy Name is

Robert "Fearless" Riley Drawn to extreme sports, adventure and any other type of death defying stunts, you are the first in line to try the latest thrill. Whether it's bungee jumping in New Zealand and snowboarding in the Alps, you are ready for anything! Vital Gear Includes a first-aid kit, Gatorade and multi-pocketed cargo pants.


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