h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

dark, damp, dank...
the heavy wooden, iron studed door fits perfectly in place, no sound escapes this room neather scream or moan nor whisper
the room is filled with odd contraptions most of which you cant name and never want the.... pleasure of being on.

*stalks in and puts up a hatstand for his hat. the stand also has a head sticking on it*

interesting....how did that get there? oh well...

*makes a list of all torture equipment*

*leaves to take a look at the guild*

::sneakily sneaks into the Red Room::

*surveys the surronds and sits down at an empty desk, back to the wall*

*walks back in*

oh hello!! are you with the inquisition?

*weaves into room, which keeps spinning annoyingly (clockwise)*

Hello all.

*falls over*

*appears through a side door*

ah! so you are....the volunteer

*looks at the walls*

hmm..

*clickes fingers and walls stop moving*

That's better, thanks.

*lies still, watches ceiling not move*

*opens a cabinet and pulls out certain equipment*

right well if you strap yourself into the tortur- sorry relaxing chair over there then we can begin

Sure, why not?


* staggers to 'relaxing' chair, sits down and relaxes*

*relaxes too much and accidently falls asleep*

*padlocks him to hte chair and brings out the wweapons of doom!

*wakes up*

Bugger. Now what?

*hides chainsaw behing back*

nothing! ....just eat these nice sleeping pills why don't you..?

()

, I don't know...

Something smells fishy here...

ah ha! that would be......


the fish!

*pulls fish out from behind back and starts slapping unchartered*

*steps in*

Having fun I trust

Yes..
oh good you seem to be playing some nice little game there...

*hides fish behind back*

oh me? oh no, im not doing anything...i'm just...well, just...breathing

oh...
well jolly good
carry on

*leaves quietly*

*pulls out fish again*

now, where were we? oh yes, i remember.

*starts the fish slapping dance*