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"Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping... waiting. And though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir, open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have?

Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank.

Without passion, we'd be truly dead."

There must be 5000 ways to die, and each one ends the same way if you try,

Your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground,

And the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why, oh why?

And the b*****d you hated the most, will stand up and give you a toast,

He'll say "We were such good friends, especially near the end", then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost,

So get in your car and drive real fast

Up in the attic with a shotgun blast

Take a bath with a clock radio

Vodka and valium overdose

Have you ever tried? There must be 5000 ways to die.

And please visit my lovely Guardee- Silly Willy.

Links to the Outside World

First off, everyone must go to for the sickest animations this side of South Park.

Next go to The Onion. Who said the news couldn't make you laugh?

For all the movie news go to Empire: the movie bible online!

Buffy Stuff (well it had to be here somewhere!)

For all the official news and the wonderful Bronze Posting Board go to

A gorgeous site with great news and reviews The Watcher's Web. Click here.

For the latest news from the Beeb and the very informative forum go to The BBC Cult Website.

And finally... for my favourite source of fanfiction head for Slayerette Fanfiction and check out Willow's Spiffy Search Engine!

Just so they can't sue....

Passion speech is from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Passion". All rights belong to Joss Whedon and the companies associated with the show.

Lyrics from "How to Meet Girls" by the brilliant Nerf Herder.


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