The Sound Of Distant Laughter


I was born in Sheffield, according to what my parents have said. So far my existance has been rather frugal to say the least, but I hope one day to avoid owning premium bonds, as it seems that from these machavelian beasts that all the worlds problems permeate.

I once had a pretty swank introduction page with flashing lights and what can only be described as blinky things. But as this no more attracts visitors that you're average bluebottle visits his grandmother, I decided that a much more humble mark would suffice.


I feel there is nothing more to say really as the great pleasure of life is conversation, and nothing can be really said in such a few short lines that can ever beat the basic interation of a good chinwag. Apparantly i'm rather engaging in this particular field without having any of the nessercery qualifications. The person who told me this of course, never existed. I hope to see you soon...



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