I'm a new member here and wanted to get rolling as soon as possible. I know I have a lot to learn about this site, so please bear with me.

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Calico Kitty DOG lover. I've always been Calico Kitty, but until now not too much of a dog lover. The reason why I am now a dog lover is how I came upon this site.

I was wandering around aimlessly, minding my own business, when I came upon a strange story involving Desert Inky Cap Mushrooms. Wanting to investigate this mushroom more fully (God knows why), I immediately begin a search for any more information.

As I worked my way down the listings in the search engine, I came across a link to one of your researchers, (who knows how many sites I would have visited today had I not found this place). I clicked the link and wound up wondering what this place had to do with Desert Inky Cap Mushrooms. I began wandering around here and fell in love with the place.

The first link I clicked on was Red Dog's space and since I can't remember the first researcher's name and can't find the page anymore or know what side of the battle between the dogs and the cats he was on, I decided to throw my lot in with Red Dog, at least if the battle is still raging on.

If not, then please disregard this story.

I just found the original researchers name and realised how I came upon this site; it was through Captain Venom's page. He's a cat person! I will not switch my loyalties now! I will join the fight and God willing I will die a martyr in this war against my own kind!

I'm really just to lazy to write a new intro and change my name.

I'm Learning Something!

I just started learning how to use guideML and while my space may seem simple compared to some, I'm still proud of it. Especially considering I have zero experience in anything other than chat rooms and even there I have problems.

I'm One of Owlatron's Thundercats!

I just joined Owlatron's Thundercats. Owlatron says there are no real duties in this club, so naturally I said puuuuuuurrrrrrrfect! Thanks again to The Mighty Owlatron for inviting me to join.

I just learned this drop-down thingy. Neat huh? Other Owlatron ThundercatsLuke SkywalkerVIPQuillePinwheel PearlSusieJedi WomanEmPhoenixGeena The Party GirlKellyMooseWejutFolie A Deux This drop-down took me like ten tries. Then I had to start over completely from scratch, because I forgot to save the changes. Sure I could have just copied and pasted Owlatron's, but where's the fun in that? Here's hoping I got the bio numbers right!!

Other Things to Add

I've just been accepted, unofficially of course, to The Unofficial H2G2 Lurkers Society. See I've got the badge to prove it! You can join at the link above.

UnOfficial h2g2 Lurker

Or you could just cut through all the bureaucracy and nick the Lurkers Badge. I would advise against it however, you never know what could happen.

I have just been named (drum roll please): Keeper of Americans who have the annoying habit of trying to type with a fake British accent (namely myself). I tried tacking that on after my name under preferences, but alas it is too long...hehe. Consequently, I have to add it here. By the way, get your Keepers title here. You know you want to.

And just because everyone else does it: duh duh DUH DUH (set to the tune of the Imperial margarine commercial--Yes Super Dave{you know who you are}I stole that from the e-mail you sent me), but I digress. What was I saying? OH! YES!