"Vision Is The Art Of Seeing Things Invisible" - Under Construction

"Why do stars shine?" asked Piglet..."They are full of wishes" Pooh replied... "Why can't we have blue jelly?"
I asked my mother one day,
She patted my cheek with a smile and said.
"Because I can't make it that way."

Jelly I pondered about her answer
And jellies that I had seen
In all sorts of wonderful colours,
Orange, lemon and green.

I'm sure that a beautiful blue one,
Shimmering on a plate,
Would look like a star lit sapphire
At a Royal Garden fete."
To flatter my laziness of not having to search for their U numbers everytime I want to talk to them, here's a list of some great people I've found wandering around this site who've been kind enough to humour my Formula 1 talk once or twice...

Peregrin - The best bird of prey around..he's also a pretty great bloke smiley - loveblush
Mr T - Musical genius extrodinaire but definitely not cool smiley - winkeye
Bagpuss - Not just a saggy old cloth cat but a pretty great guy too...oh and he's a fellow Guisborian!
Menza - Not just on here because he gives me free smiley - stiffdrink at H2G2's greatest pub but also because umm...errr...he's Menza?
Ormondroyd1 - Humours me about my Ferrari obsession, just mention Bradford City to him and you'll see why!
Amy The Ant - Normally I wouldn't have ants down as high on my list of favourite things but Amy is definitely the coolest Ant I've ever met smiley - smiley
Wumbeevil- What to say? smiley - biggrin
Dr E.Vibenstein - I first spoke to him over a year ago and he's still not become a doctor of medicine...
The Fish - He likes SHINY motorbikes and cars, need I say more! smiley - bigeyes

And no page of mine could be complete without some sort of homage to SUBARU!!!2.

A street festival Anyway, that's it from me, if anyone knows the answer to the mystical conundrum of Jelly Tots or more astonishingly if anyone else has heard of Picture House then feel free to let me know. However, if I'm currently out on the fairy parade and you have the desperate urge to discuss jelly sweets then smiley - magicclick heresmiley - magicto see who else is around. smiley - fairy
1Thanks to Ormy for Guide ML help on this!2 The shiniest car in the world!


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