h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, it's not some perverted person on your page (well, unless that's what you think of me ) but me! With a competition! All you have to do is tell me which song the above song lyric is from, and who wrote the song, before December and you win a prize! The prize will be a Thing!
Peregrin should know, although he may have forgotten. But I've heard him mention the song-writer's name before.
Just post the answer (or beg for clues) here:

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*starts begging for clues*
Is it catatonia, the Tinkerbell song? If not, that's truely a fantastic song, did you know that I have my own action figure now? how cool is that, i come with interchangable shoes and everything

But anyway, how are you doing? Hows things in leeds? How's Sarah? When are you next coming to visit us? I will hopefully be here next time!

No, it isn't. I might have heard of Catatonia, or is it someone similar? Don't know who they/he/she is/are though, nor anything he's/she's/they've sung/played/mixed. I didn't know there was a Tinkerbell toy with interchangable shoes. You can get blue bottles, but they just come with liquid inside, which isn't the same...

I'll give you a clue: fridge.

I'm fine, yes. Leeds is fine - still a building site, though. Last week I went shopping for Sarah's birthday (on Friday 15th) and Darius started singing - you know, that poppy doll bloke. He was outside the town hall. First it was the Queen, now Darios. You can't go anywhere without seeing famous people, it's terrible. They're always in your way.
I'm still at Firth Powerfix selling power tools, so if you want any, let me know. I don't know when we'll be going back to England next, but when we do I'll let you know. Did Tim have a good birthday in the end? I'll have to give you all a phone.
Speak to you soon,

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I know!

That's very clever of you Ev
*pours a couple of for EV*
Don't suppose you feel like sharing your knowledge with me? I mean after all I might not believe you...

*examines fingernails*
What's it worth?

*looks around furtively*
What do you want?

What have you got?

Do you have the album, then, EV? If so, do you know where they're selling it as I've been looking for it everywhere!

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I got mine in WH Smiths. This was a couple of months ago though, so I don't know if it's still available.

*cries*
When do i get to know? I wanna know! I've had a really hard week and now I'm battling off flu and I wanna know
*wonders if that worked*

You still haven't told me what it's worth.

Ok, I'll get into my role as the festive fairy early this year, what would you like for Christmas dear?

*points to his recent journal entry*

*spins off*
Ok, I'm on my way... I hope this is realistic I don't suppose it's a cd or a box of chocolates or something?

*stifles a derisive laugh*

Look I'll make a deal, you be my santa claus and I'll get you a shiny gift?

But if I'm Santa, that means I'll have to be nice to kids and stuff.

No you don't I'm not nice to kids? Besides it's just in the h2g2 grotto!

Hmmm.

*ponders*

Okay, I'll do it.